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richie tozier - it, stephen king (1986)

I was eating a pizza and I was told I had to wake up. I asked if I could finish the pizza then, they said sure, when I woke up I was holding the pizza crust, I then ate the crust. I had no pizza in the house at this time. This memory has stayed with me 13 years.

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My parents were flatearthers, so I signed them up for a one-way trip to Mars. I’d never see them again, but as long as they were proven wrong that seemed like a reasonable price. When they got to Mars, they immediately gave an interview with Grimes about how they still didn’t believe the Earth was round and they knew this was all a trick somehow. I turned off the tv and woke up.

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I was sent to jail, but I couldn’t go in because you had to pay ten dollars to get in. An acquaintance of mine was also there, she asked me if she could borrow fifty dollars because the jail had an annual hiking trip which lasted for a few weeks but you had to pay to go there as well.

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Humans had to leave earth because Donald Trump destroyed it, so we left him behind and got into spaceships and searched for a new home. After a long time of wandering around, we decided to build an entirely new planet out of Minecraft blocks instead.

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australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your

fUCK

Seen in my school’s bathroom

cosmic-visions

confirmed

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I’m convinced

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Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

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I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

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Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

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sdjkfhsdghsdjkf I’m sorry! 😂😂😂

🌈Happy Pride Month~! 🌈💖

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MY DISNEY PRINCESS LOVING ASS: IS SCREAMING

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Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

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five stages of grief

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

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Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

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I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

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That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.