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John Crist: I remember the rule in my youth group was, if you have no job you can't have a girlfriend. Until one day I asked, what if I have two jobs?
Tim Hawkins: Well then you're a mormon...
How did Professor Binns grade papers if he’s a ghost?
if you’re listening to dear evan hansen and there’s nobody around, do you ever really cry or even make a sound?
Deer Evan Hansen
Things that all musical theater nerds know how to do
Break in a baseball glove really well
Be popular
Find your corner of the sky
Duel properly
Make up your mind that you’re strong enough
Not to stop the beat
Hand-jive
Find something to believe in
concept for the “Dear Evan Hansen” Tony Award’s performance
-the entirety of “You Will Be Found,” including the entire OBC and Evan’s heart-breaking monologue beforehand
-also maybe “Words Fail” because come on that song’s stunning
-also “Disappear” and “Good For You” and “Sincerely, Me” and “Only Us” because you gotta talk about those supporting actors, too, they’re amazing
-also the opening number and the closing number, obviously, and everything in between
-essentially all of the songs
-and all the dialogue
-actually the entire musical, but professionally recorded
that moment when you know a song from one note
Waiting for a professional recording of Hamilton like
Sincerely, Me - Dear Evan Hansen Broadway Cast Recording
“here’s to strong women.
may we know them.
may we be them.
may we raise them.”
- unknown
Me: I am strong and nothing can affect me!
Me: *rocks back a little too far in my chair*
Me: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
sincerely, me.
Actual photo of Thomas Jefferson winding down after a stressful cabinet meeting
(c. 1790) (colorized)
my heart says yes but my vocal range says no
Tevye
evan: are you calling me a liar?
everyone else in the entire show: i ain't calling you a truther!
Mom: Why do they call it Menopause?
Me: Cause it makes the men pause. . . and run away.
Mom: . . .
Why haven’t I heard more people talking about how Queenie saved the day by basically bringing up periods?