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they / them masterlist // buy me a ko-fi // Fic Recs // Ao3

[brucebocchi]

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[bloodytales]

I wish I knew more about this story, but this should be 100% standard procedure in every bar or club.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

#to anyone wondering why react this way?#odds are they drugged more than one person#and this way no woman needs to feel singled out as a potential victim#sends the message that people who do that aren't welcome there and they're actively ruining the night for others#and gives anyone who might have been drugged a place to go to get help (via @wingedkiare​)

[funnytwittertweets]

[pukicho]

Okay, I was gone for a week but now i am back home, back to epic posting

[lord-raccoon]

were your posts ever really epic

[pukicho]

Every single time they’re epic, even the ones that suck shit

[antifainternational]

April 10, Melbourne - STOP BLACK DEATHS IN CUSTODY - 30 years since the RCIADIC

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jung-koook]

jungkook’s reaction when armys started to sing life goes on 🥺 (trans cr. iIlejeons)

[tiktokstowatch]

[paniniwitharugula]

and this is the perfect example of when you know what the punchline will be from the very beginning and are still absolutely shocked at what you see

[did-you-know]

If you’re traveling through the fog and the sun is at your back, you might just see a white rainbow.

Fogbows are like rainbows without color. Though rare, they occur in the fog because the water droplets, which would normally form a rainbow, are too small to reflect the light wavelengths that create colors.

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[tol-critter]

A reminder.

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[chibird]

A reminder for when you’re not okay! If you are okay, I’m so glad, and I hope you can save it or send it to a friend in need instead. 💛

Chibird store | Patreon | Webtoon

[guerrillatech]

No gods no masters

[shiftythrifting]

the most poorly designed deviled egg distribution dish in the world

found at goodwill in Richmond, VA

[naoto]

My family has this and I ruin Thanksgiving every year

[kaijuno]

My 7yo nephew was over today and he has ADHD and he said sort of offhandedly “I have ADHD and it means I’m bad” and it fucking shattered my heart so I sat him down and was like “no it doesn’t, you’re not bad, you’re just different and that’s okay. Think of it like having a special ability” and I listed off some of his hyperfixations and told him about how smart he was about those topics but Jesus Christ I just wanted to burst into tears

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this