Fear and Lothering in Ferelden

Stephanie | 30 | She/Her I am STILL at work and need to update this when I get home... Who am I kidding this isn't going to change.

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Ugh, stupid scam posts, sorry.

[andrastes-burning-britches]

I keep trying to come up with a bit of the Draconic Prophecy that may or may not be legit (but the wingbat conspiracy theorist wizard believes) and it just keeps turning into something like "I lik the bred"

I may just roll with it

[andrastes-burning-britches]

We failed to sneak quietly past the cultists, but the leader politely invited us down to chat.

Only the Warlock was willing to accept the offer, but he did manage to survive. (Somehow)

Monster tokens are from Board Geeks Gaming.

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Reblogging because:

1) Holy crap I miss playing.

2) The lovely folks behind Board Geeks Gaming are open for orders! They have more than just DnD stuff too.

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[rojo-todd]

You ever just like

be a trans masculine bisexual who started dating a girl back when yall were lesbians and she just supports and loves you endlessly for over ten years through transition and your darkest moments and then you get a bunch of your friends, who are mostly also queer, together to have a Night at the Museum themed wedding in a real museum?

Cause sometimes, it aint so bad, and you should try it.

Last year I got to marry my best friend @andrastes-burning-britches  10/10 would recommend

#TransAndThriving

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Joking aside, I am so happy that I got to marry my sweet husband, @rojo-todd, and to share the day with my lovely friends.

[andrastes-burning-britches]

My Husband: [Posts lovely, romantic things about our wedding as he uploads our wedding photos]

Me:

Me: Nice.

[awfulpunk]

trans people shouldn’t have to bend to the cis-centric views of gender expression to be taken seriously

[reign-of-the-rain]

trans poc shouldn’t have to bend to the white views of gender expression to be taken seriously

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Steph's Quick-n-Dirty guide to places that are NOT Khorvaire

Aerenal- The elf version of The Land of the Dead in Coco, only everyone can see the zombies. Stealing from the dead is still highly discouraged.

Argonnessen- OK, but what if that island in Tomb Raider had real actual dragons?

Khyber- That place you shove all your trash and dirty clothes when mom tells you to clean your room, only sentient. And hostile.

Everice- Narnia, as ruled by Tilda Swinton.

Frostfell- Dwarven Global Warming Allegory.

Sarlona- 1984, only the Brotherhood are all Jadzia Dax

Xen'drik- Majora's Mask, but Skull Kid was like, 30 ft tall.

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Scorpio thinks that all TERFs should lose their jobs plz and thnx

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Also scorpio is pleased as punch nobody that follows them is arguing about it 🖤🖤🖤

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Steph's Quick-n-Dirty guide to the nations of Khorvaire

Aundair- Magic France- Fancy Cheese, Fancy Clothes, Fancy Spells

Breland- Fantasy Chicago circa 1900s- bustling, gleaming hub of industry, also festering cesspool of corruption and crime

Cyre- Fantasy Baghdad- The cradle of civilization, hub of art and culture, then it got blown up.

Darguun- Goblin Mezo-American AU where they kicked out the Human colonizers.

Demon Wastes - You know that abandoned Trump Casino in Jersey?? That, mixed with that one coal mine that is just forever on fire.

Droaam- Russia, but what if Putin was three Baba Yagas in a trench coat??

Eldeen Reaches- West Virginia as one giant Hippie Commune

Karrnath- Switzerland, now with Zombies!

Lhazaar Principalities- Pirates of the Holy Roman Empire

Mror Holds- Hey, here's a unique concept, dwarves as an allegory for capitalism and greed. Wow, very novel. Dig too deep and you'll get a Balro- er, daelkyr

Q'barra- There's dragonshards in them thar jungles

Shadow Marches- Is this not just Louisiana?

Talenta Plains- What happens when you watch the Hobbit and Jurassic Park at the same time

Thrane- Spanish Inquisition v2.0

Thronehold- Khorvaire's old Washington D.C.

Valenar- Elfy McElfertown

Zilargo- Gnome Mafia

[andrastes-burning-britches]

Been a long time since I've seen mountains, man I've missed it.

Garden of the Gods, Colorado

[rojo-todd]

𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕛𝕠↯𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕠 on Twitter

“Our Night at the Museum themed wedding Where the exhibits got their chance to party. Groom entrance: read my mind by @thekillers Party entr

Check out my wedding procession here!

[holisticfansstuff]

[filibusterfrog]

[filibusterfrog]

spell scars revamped, with a few extra scars

[doomtribble73]

[katthekonqueror]

As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that's retalition, and it's illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

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[kittydesade]

[rojo-todd]

Inside out (he/him)

[andrastes-burning-britches]

In one month I'll be married to this cutie.

💕💕😍😍💕💚💜👰🏼🤵🏽💜💚💕😍😍💕💕

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[brewess]

Sensitive giant that loves to cuddle. They daydream about marrying you.

[glorious-spoon]

Patient witch who brings you flowers every week. They feel that you light up their world.

…

OP this is so freakin cute

[monzterzack]

So venom uh

[drawloverlala]

（　´∀｀）♡ aww that’s so sweet!

[theevilemster]

“Romantic werewolf that lurks in darkness. They love your smile.”

<3 <3 <3

[maiingan-gibozan]

[catgirlcommunist]

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Old-fashioned dragon that enjoys stargazing. They adore your strength and passion.

[andrastes-burning-britches]

This is just @rojo-todd