Andrea

a stupid 18 y/o that has the height of a tween (or am I really?)

[deadghosy]

I was wondering if you could do a miniso penguin reader being a delivery boy for all of hell (mostly hazbin)

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND OMGGGG ITS SO CUTEEE🦆💗🦆 AND YES I WILL! THANK YOU MY GHOST

HAZBIN HOTEL X PENGUIN! READER

prompt: you deliver mail all over hell, but mostly to your favorite place!

Okay starters off….you definitely get petted by the sinners who walk by you. Like you are so adorable!

I headcannon that you have a magic barrier that activates when you are in danger. Like say for example, a sinner tried to stab and mug but a bubble appears around you as you quack and roll away.

But like…you are the most known person in hell. YOU COULD BE WALKING AND GIVING MAIL AND IMMEDIATELY- “Hey [reader]!”

Yeah you’re quite known🦆🔥

The overlords love you! Carmilla adores you as you help her move her things around with her supplies of angelic metal. And Alastor….he joked about eating you up because of how cute you are..you definitely hide behind carmilla as she glared at him.

Alastor said sorry as he buys you ice cream for scaring you. (Charlie made him do it after carmilla snitched on him)

The most place you love giving mail to is the hazbin hotel! You like it there as you always get greeted by the people there gently. Charlie would pet you as she gushes how cute you are and how you should’ve been an angel.

Husk just pokes at your chubby and cute body as you quack and rub your face in his leg. You are the size of a penguin so guess how small you are 😭💗

You and fat nuggets are best friends, dead ass you both speak animal to each other and just gossip… “quack…” “oink oink..” “QUACK?!” You yelled pointing to Alastor as fat nuggets nodded seriously. Angel tried to record it but he just couldn’t help but laugh

Lucifer loves you! Like at first he would just watch you around hell secretly as he didn’t want to scare you off too easy. But soon he felt over protective at how pure and nice you are to other sinners and hell born

I headcannon every time it’s extermination, you would be forced to be at the hotel as you bake cookies to past the time helping Charlie and the other feel less stress as the angels kill the sinners.  

“So like…do you lay eggs or somethin'?” Angel asked looking at the egg boiz under you as they are sound asleep. You just stay there like a mama penguin as you shrugged.

“[READER] I CHOSE YOU!” Vaggie yells as you waddle to a person and hug them in need. Its funny to imagine you being used a Pokémon who’s only attack is “HUG SURPRISE!”

I headcannon you to use a rolling attack. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, you are getting chased so you roll like a ball and BOWLING BALL THEY ASS! STRIKEEE‼️‼️

You have a room in the hotel, it’s just you don’t stay there often. But the other would loved if you stayed at the hotel with them as they find you lovely to around. Like imagine how cool it is to be tired from delivering mail all day just to go to the hotel and see your own room.

Immediately passing out in the soft bed😭🦆

I imagine you walking, more like waddling and the egg boiz just copy your waddling as they are still baby chickens in eggs.

Velvette definitely has you go to her section of the vee tower so you can wear those cute sailor boy outfits 😭 like imagine how cute that is….

Sir Pentious and nifty love you also as they find you adorable. The egg boiz love you, and nifty….she just finds you interesting how every sinner knows who you are and wants to be your best friend.

I can see you being sick and not coming to deliver mail to the hotel, and immediately you wake up sniffling as you waddle to your door to see a bunch of gift baskets as you quack surprised at all those candies and get better cards….man you are loved

[jujuliabear]

FOCKKKKK IT IM BACK

I’m finally backkkk! Apparently Tumblr got banned in the Philippines because the government flagged it as a gambling site. Like… wtf did Tumblr even do?? Theyre out here banning random sites and making nonsense laws while ignoring the actual issues happening in the Philippines right now WTFFF LIKE IM CRASHING OUT EVERYMINUTE

[defunctbyleracc]

The real moral of Stranger Things is that Jamie Campbell Bower is just incredibly hot

[eyelessjackie0]

What do you mean I have to wait for more vecna x reader cause I read them alll

[keeponquinning]

I fear I must admit this.

Henry Creel in the Mr. Whatsit get up.

But when he's angry and his hair is all mussed up. Going, "Get out." And then screaming it?

.... it does something to me.

He just gives off this, your sweet little husband that dotes on you but also murders people behind your back. And I..... I mean..... Maybe I'm into that.

Literally watching the scenes and just going, "....god damn it, Jaime."

[hellyeahheistbooks]

You know what? If, in life, I was a serial killer with beautiful, thick, curly hair, and then I died and went to hell only to end up with a bob with the worst fucking undercut I've ever seen in my life, I would also be a dick for all eternity. Forget brimstone and hellfire, that's all hell really is: a godawful haircut.

[the-irreverend]

Episodes 3 and 4 got me like:

[khyaat]

learning to protect myself better.

[mindfulstudyquest]

dedication is going to beat talent every time

[highonoverthinking]

[juliaxyn]

[andreaslyvestra]

[omaxy]

[vexheart]

[resqectable]

“I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.”

— Unknown

[deadlypoetacademia]

[soul-from-another-era]

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.