“Can anybody hear me?”
i’m andrea, you can use whatever nicknames you like just don’t be weird
wolf shifter, she/they and begrudgingly an imperium enforcer.

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@andreasnothome
“Can anybody hear me?”
i’m andrea, you can use whatever nicknames you like just don’t be weird
wolf shifter, she/they and begrudgingly an imperium enforcer.
Hey Drea! Been some time, gotten in more fights with vamps?
-🦋🌌
Surprisingly no. Or at least— none as bad as last time, good to see you too though, thanks again for last time
Uh- are you okay?
[They mumbled watching Sam scratch at his arms.]
I thought I was. I tried feeding and now I feel like I laid in a bed of fire ants.
[He grumbled, staring at all the swelling and cuts on his arms and legs.]
Maybe there was something in their blood you were allergic to! Also you really shouldn’t scratch so much it’ll make it worse.
[She told him with a slight tilt of her head.]
I don’t have any allergies! That I know of… or at least I shouldn’t now that I’m a vampire. I think? I don’t know, I never went to vampire school…
[He runs a hand through his hair and huffs.]
What am I gonna do?
Uh… I have blackcurrant juice in my bag from my healer friend!
Andrea… what am I supposed to do with juice?
It looks a little like blood see!
[They pour some out into one of the cups on the desk.]
Isn’t that a little dark to be blood-?
[They gasp and clutch their chest like Sam said something deeply offensive.]
Excuse you…
Uh- are you okay?
[They mumbled watching Sam scratch at his arms.]
I thought I was. I tried feeding and now I feel like I laid in a bed of fire ants.
[He grumbled, staring at all the swelling and cuts on his arms and legs.]
Maybe there was something in their blood you were allergic to! Also you really shouldn’t scratch so much it’ll make it worse.
[She told him with a slight tilt of her head.]
I don’t have any allergies! That I know of… or at least I shouldn’t now that I’m a vampire. I think? I don’t know, I never went to vampire school…
[He runs a hand through his hair and huffs.]
What am I gonna do?
Uh… I have blackcurrant juice in my bag from my healer friend!
Andrea… what am I supposed to do with juice?
It looks a little like blood see!
[They pour some out into one of the cups on the desk.]
Uh- are you okay?
[They mumbled watching Sam scratch at his arms.]
I thought I was. I tried feeding and now I feel like I laid in a bed of fire ants.
[He grumbled, staring at all the swelling and cuts on his arms and legs.]
Maybe there was something in their blood you were allergic to! Also you really shouldn’t scratch so much it’ll make it worse.
[She told him with a slight tilt of her head.]
I don’t have any allergies! That I know of… or at least I shouldn’t now that I’m a vampire. I think? I don’t know, I never went to vampire school…
[He runs a hand through his hair and huffs.]
What am I gonna do?
Uh… I have blackcurrant juice in my bag from my healer friend!
Uh- are you okay?
[They mumbled watching Sam scratch at his arms.]
I thought I was. I tried feeding and now I feel like I laid in a bed of fire ants.
[He grumbled, staring at all the swelling and cuts on his arms and legs.]
Maybe there was something in their blood you were allergic to! Also you really shouldn’t scratch so much it’ll make it worse.
[She told him with a slight tilt of her head.]
Uh- are you okay?
[They mumbled watching Sam scratch at his arms.]
Xavier! Look I made something for you, it’s really cute see!!
[She reaches up and puts the flower crown she made on his head before profusely giggling.]
Wh— Andrea?? What the fuck since when did you make flower crowns—
[He looks a little freaked out, giving them a once over.]
Wh… you don’t like it?
[They look heartbroken.]
You don’t get paid to make me crowns, you’re being paid to protect the imperium. The actual, crown? You do remember that right?
I guess…
[She mumbled, evidently sulking.]
Ok I don’t- have time for whatever this is, just get back to your post, Drea.
[She sniffles and returns to her original spot before crying into her hands on the floor.]
Xavier! Look I made something for you, it’s really cute see!!
[She reaches up and puts the flower crown she made on his head before profusely giggling.]
Wh— Andrea?? What the fuck since when did you make flower crowns—
[He looks a little freaked out, giving them a once over.]
Wh… you don’t like it?
[They look heartbroken.]
You don’t get paid to make me crowns, you’re being paid to protect the imperium. The actual, crown? You do remember that right?
I guess…
[She mumbled, evidently sulking.]
Xavier! Look I made something for you, it’s really cute see!!
[She reaches up and puts the flower crown she made on his head before profusely giggling.]
Wh— Andrea?? What the fuck since when did you make flower crowns—
[He looks a little freaked out, giving them a once over.]
Wh… you don’t like it?
[They look heartbroken.]
Xavier! Look I made something for you, it’s really cute see!!
[She reaches up and puts the flower crown she made on his head before profusely giggling.]
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?
Mhm, any snack preferences? I have.. cold cake, cold croissants, cold chocolate, and cold cookies.
Uhh… cookies sound good—? I don’t really mind any of these though I just can’t go back out there feeling weak.
Cookies are good, they taste good.
[They take a bag of cookies and bottle of water, placing it on a table near Drea]
You can munch on that while I finish patching up the rest of your wounds.
[She goes to drink the water first, accidentally drinking about half of it in one go because she didn’t realise just how thirsty she was.]
Thanks. They aren’t secretly raisin cookies are they—?
Gods no! Hate raisins with my life, I would sooner jump off a 50 foot waterfall then have raisin cookies in my fridge.
[They continue healing until they can't sense any more injuries]
There, feel better?
[They nodded as they sat up, eating a couple of the offered cookies.]
Glad we both know raisin cookies suck.
[They stifled a laugh as they looked down at themselves.]
Is the tingling normal—?
Yup. Very normal, especially after being healed that much. There's a lot of magic in your body right now, more than usual. I would advice against shifting until the tingling feeling is completely gone.
[They seem to stiffen up a little, holding the side of their chest while leaning on a table]
Crap... Been wearing my binder for too long....
Ooh- are you okay??
[She asked with a look of concern.]
Yeah, I'll just have to take it off. There's a changing room here, you just keep drinking water and eating, kay?
[They walk slowly over to said changing room, coming back out with their healer's coat buttoned up, hand still on their rib area, healing it through their clothes]
How's my cookies? Made them for my adopted kid but had extras so I kept them here.
Oh you made them—? Dang they’re really good I was about to ask where you got them from.
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?
Mhm, any snack preferences? I have.. cold cake, cold croissants, cold chocolate, and cold cookies.
Uhh… cookies sound good—? I don’t really mind any of these though I just can’t go back out there feeling weak.
Cookies are good, they taste good.
[They take a bag of cookies and bottle of water, placing it on a table near Drea]
You can munch on that while I finish patching up the rest of your wounds.
[She goes to drink the water first, accidentally drinking about half of it in one go because she didn’t realise just how thirsty she was.]
Thanks. They aren’t secretly raisin cookies are they—?
Gods no! Hate raisins with my life, I would sooner jump off a 50 foot waterfall then have raisin cookies in my fridge.
[They continue healing until they can't sense any more injuries]
There, feel better?
[They nodded as they sat up, eating a couple of the offered cookies.]
Glad we both know raisin cookies suck.
[They stifled a laugh as they looked down at themselves.]
Is the tingling normal—?
Yup. Very normal, especially after being healed that much. There's a lot of magic in your body right now, more than usual. I would advice against shifting until the tingling feeling is completely gone.
[They seem to stiffen up a little, holding the side of their chest while leaning on a table]
Crap... Been wearing my binder for too long....
Ooh- are you okay??
[She asked with a look of concern.]
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?
Mhm, any snack preferences? I have.. cold cake, cold croissants, cold chocolate, and cold cookies.
Uhh… cookies sound good—? I don’t really mind any of these though I just can’t go back out there feeling weak.
Cookies are good, they taste good.
[They take a bag of cookies and bottle of water, placing it on a table near Drea]
You can munch on that while I finish patching up the rest of your wounds.
[She goes to drink the water first, accidentally drinking about half of it in one go because she didn’t realise just how thirsty she was.]
Thanks. They aren’t secretly raisin cookies are they—?
Gods no! Hate raisins with my life, I would sooner jump off a 50 foot waterfall then have raisin cookies in my fridge.
[They continue healing until they can't sense any more injuries]
There, feel better?
[They nodded as they sat up, eating a couple of the offered cookies.]
Glad we both know raisin cookies suck.
[They stifled a laugh as they looked down at themselves.]
Is the tingling normal—?
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?
Mhm, any snack preferences? I have.. cold cake, cold croissants, cold chocolate, and cold cookies.
Uhh… cookies sound good—? I don’t really mind any of these though I just can’t go back out there feeling weak.
Cookies are good, they taste good.
[They take a bag of cookies and bottle of water, placing it on a table near Drea]
You can munch on that while I finish patching up the rest of your wounds.
[She goes to drink the water first, accidentally drinking about half of it in one go because she didn’t realise just how thirsty she was.]
Thanks. They aren’t secretly raisin cookies are they—?
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?
Mhm, any snack preferences? I have.. cold cake, cold croissants, cold chocolate, and cold cookies.
Uhh… cookies sound good—? I don’t really mind any of these though I just can’t go back out there feeling weak.
[Drea looked frustrated and smelled bloody. This had been a bad shift since it started, and now they were finally getting a break, they limped away from their post and checked around for a healer.]
“I cannot keep fucking doing this.”
— @andreasnothome
Oh shit- hey again.
[They lead them over to a seat]
Come on, take a seat. You look like shit
“Aren’t you sweet.”
[They sounded a little out of breath as they sat down.]
“Am I gonna be here a while—?”
That depends on the severity of your injuries. Uhm, do you have a thing against needles? I wanna know if it's okay for me to put a numbing agent in you
[They shook their head a little.]
I mean they feel a lil weird but like I can ignore that.
Alright then.
[They take a needle, looking for the largest wound and injects it off the wound]
Okay, this will take a bit.
[They start to heal their wounds, it feels really calming.. too calming. But the calming feeling slows down once the numbing thing, whatever it was, kicks in]
Ah— going straight for it okay…
[They mumbled, shutting their eyes before feeling their body grow less tense. Having their muscles and brain this relaxed felt trippy.]
Am I supposed to feel high?
It's what the numbing agent is for, too many people complained about that feeling but I'm not sure how to stop it.
[They move on to the other injuries, looking incredulously at Drea, how does someone get roughed up this badly? It's not their question to ask though]
Right…
[She’s silent for a little while.]
Pretty hungry pair of vamps.
[They finally explained as they took a look at the bite marks in their shoulders. They hated it.]
I see. Are vampires.. hard to fight against?
[They start to heal the bite mark on their shoulder, pondering more about how long and shape a fang has to be to pierce through like that than anything else]
Not usually, but I was already kinda off to a bad start today. Hadn’t eaten in ages, already had to break up a previous scuffle, argument with my boss- everything that could go wrong was going wrong.
[She rambles a little to ground herself.]
Murphy's law decided to screw you over today, huh? Hm, I have some snacks in the fridge here, you can have some of them.
Thanks, Ryn.
[They sat up a little.]
You got water in there too?