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❛ does my mere EXISTENCE not suffice ? this face wasn’t made to withstand torture, tragically enough. ❜ rather than brush her off, ted flashed a cheeky bright smile to further illustrate his point, thoroughly enjoying taking the piss out of the situation. ❛ well i do know my way around the castle pretty well, depends on the p r i c e you’re willing to pay. ❜
“ that’s right, i forgot you’ve got such a pretty face. definitely can’t risk messing that up. ” andromeda teases him as she rolls her eyes, the corners of her lips curling ever so slightly. “ a price, huh ? you mean you’re not willing to offer your help just out of the kindness of your own heart ? ” features feign a look of disappointment before she finally cracks a smile, eyebrows raised in question. “ so what do you want then ? booze ? cigarettes ? chocolate frogs, maybe ? ”

















