Disassemble my ass.

Hey! Th' name's ATLAS. Don't pay me any favors by humoring me with dumb ideas. [That's Wheatley's job.] I'm one of th' best at testing, alongside my awesome partner P-body. Nobody can shoot portals like she can! We were made to do harder tests that humans can't figure out, so we do our best to help GLaDOS along with her science-y stuff. It's all too technical for my tastes! So go ahead, an' proceed as you want. Just watch yourself, awright? Shifty floors, and whatnot.

[androidatlas-blog]

Woah! Uh...

H-hey there new followers! ... Jeez, sorry I haven't been 'round much. GLaDOS has been keepin' us pretty busy an' all, P-Body an' me. -frowns, rubbing the back of his sore neck-

So um, well gee- thanks for showing so much interest in me!

Geez, th-there's a lot of new Turrets following me... should I be worried??

[botherglados]

[androidatlas-blog]

O-oh jeez. Um. ... -slowly waves at a camera, with a worried expression-

[androidatlas-blog]

Here I am, guys. In all of my, um... glory. 'Ch, yeah right.

[androidatlas-blog]

nomnomnomwtfkity started following you

Hey there! Sorry I've been so inactive lately, but thanks for following me, sweets!

[androidatlas-blog]

itehtigitot started following you

Hey there!

[androidatlas-blog]

[androidatlas-blog]

What the hell.

Seals?

Seals...

Every where.

[codecsexoperator-deactivated201]

Tumblr Crushes:

purdaldoo

skellagirl

doctor-lucky

androidatlas

paranoidandroid42

musicalsharpie

romanrain

ask-doug-rattmann

chicksdigthephoenix

Oh ho ho.  Hey there guys ;D

[androidatlas-blog]

Wooha!!

[androidatlas-blog]

What's your favourite part about P-Body?

Hmmm. Her legs. -nods- They're nice and long, and shiny, and.. and pretty... and... -dreamy sigh-

[shrugpony]

Oh yeah and it's TMI Tuesday

You know the drill.

Kinks

==> Commands

Dark secrets

Would you rather…

FMK

This or That

Creepy Anons

Random Questions

Advice

Love/Hate

Sex/Alcohol Questions

… Now taking doodle requests? At my leisure?

Anything else you can think of

[androidatlas-blog]

[justinrampage]

ATLAS, the bipedal Personality Construct based android, blasts onto the scene in deviantARTist sHuRaLeVa’s new Portal 2 fan art illustration.

Atlas by sHuRaLeVa (Livestream)

[larkette-deactivated20120601]

Art for people! First post! Yay!

Not the best buuuut: my fiance’s Android Wheatley or as I like to call him: Wheatleby~ 

The part where he’s all, “yay lets go, and then let me laugh like an ominous muppet, and tell you we should wait because the power is rushing to my tiny head!”  I love Wheats, and I love my fiance, so I drew this for her :’3

[botherandroidwheatley-blog]

[ CURLS UP IN A BALL AND ROLLS ONTO YOU ♥ ]

[androidatlas-blog]

former-test-subject-zaun started following you

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

*writes-Don’t like talkin’. Anyway, I can’t speak too well.-

[androidatlas-blog]

Ah. I guess that makes sense, in some way. If you don’t like doin’ it, why do it? Heh.

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

-Yep! What were we talkin’ about before?-

[androidatlas-blog]

Uaahhh… I don’t really remember. I think I was just saying hey? -blinks and itches the back of his head-

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

So… se ya round?!

[androidatlas-blog]

I guess so! -wave-

[androidatlas-blog]

former-test-subject-zaun started following you

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

*writes-Don’t like talkin’. Anyway, I can’t speak too well.-

[androidatlas-blog]

Ah. I guess that makes sense, in some way. If you don’t like doin’ it, why do it? Heh.

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

-Yep! What were we talkin’ about before?-

[androidatlas-blog]

Uaahhh... I don't really remember. I think I was just saying hey? -blinks and itches the back of his head-

[androidatlas-blog]

former-test-subject-zaun started following you

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

“Nah, I can talk.”

[androidatlas-blog]

Oh! Well that’s good for you then, I guess! -smiles and quirks an eyebrow, resting his hands on his hips- So you just pretend? What for?

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

*writes-Don’t like talkin’. Anyway, I can’t speak too well.-

[androidatlas-blog]

Ah. I guess that makes sense, in some way. If you don't like doin' it, why do it? Heh.

[androidatlas-blog]

former-test-subject-zaun started following you

Well uh, hey there! -waves-

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

*writes on a peice of paper*-Hi!- *waves*

[androidatlas-blog]

Eheh, you mute too? Shame. All that over-time of sleep must make your brains fizzle or somethin'. -frowns-

[former-test-subject-zaun-deacti]

“Nah, I can talk.”

[androidatlas-blog]

Oh! Well that's good for you then, I guess! -smiles and quirks an eyebrow, resting his hands on his hips- So you just pretend? What for?