I stood as the world burned

Independant North (Dbh) RP blog; Sideblog to glaiveofruin

[androidvixen]

Hello I’m Nix

I’ve come to make my Rules more accessible.

Ask

Muse

Mun is a 25+ nonbinary derp

Always open to rp, plotting not necessary

Feel free to message if you think a thread has been dropped or can not find a link

Don’t worry if I’m not following back, send in asks and stuff.

Familial and Platonic relationships will be prioritised over romantic ones.

No smut but other NSFW are acceptable and stuff will be tagged for appropriate triggers. If not the tell them.

Triggers are sex, small spaces, needles and spiders.

Do not tell me you are dropping threads. I do not want to know. I function on if I send it I will never see it again. I am normally pleasantly surprised when people reply.

I have the right to stop talking to you for any reason but mostly if you make me feel uncomfortable. Sorry but my mental health is more important to me than you.

I am happy to rp with most fandom.

Onliners and paragraphs are common but mun is trying to do longer replies.

GMT timezone

IMPORTANT

If you want to ship or even hint at a romantic (even one sided) relationship with any of my muses

Then

Talk

To

Me

I squick so hard when I don’t expect it.

[mayomkun]

This looks like they both got drunk and fell asleep

[berensreverie]

[rapidhighway]

how it is vs how it could be 😔

[androidvixen]

Sees Markus being treated like one of Kamski’s slaves. Seriously considering murder or arson.

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

After a fight

Markus: I'm sorry

Simon: Me too

Josh: Me three

North: I have no need to apologize.

[androidvixen]

I get no interactions on this blog for over a month and then suddenly someone liked the lubricantion for your android gf post

[sphynxrpmemes]

In honor of the eclipse this weekend, have some werewolf memes! As always, feel free to adjust pronouns or phrasing as needed. -Xo

Excuse you, I do not get fleas.

Tell me 'good boy/girl/wolf' one more time. Do it. See what happens.

Oh no, the eclipse...isn't good. It won't prevent a shift, it will just feel wrong. Like, really wrong.

Who me? I'm fine. Dandy. Just need to get home before the moon is fully up, though.

You're going to mouth off like that? Are you trying to put in your place?

We can't all be an alpha you know.

Dude, calm the fuck down. Your eyes are glowing.

Do you mind putting the fangs away? I'm not looking for a fight.

You try being forced to shift every month and see how much you like it...

The bite is a gift, it's not just something you go handing out willy nilly to any meathead that wants it.

Did I say I wanted this? I was born into it.

Call me Moon-Moon and I will bite you in the butt. Don't push me.

I'm not trying to get kicked out of the pack, don't be stupid.

Oh I absolutely heard you. You breathe harder than steam engine, it's cacophonous.

There is no need to douse yourself in cologne around me. It's overly strong as is.

Why is there so much steak in your fridge?

I lost my clothes in the woods. What else is new?

How do you lose anything with a nose like yours?

It's so difficult to hold back, appear normal. But what are you going to do?

What do you mean it's common knowledge there's a pack here?

I'm sorry- maybe I'm not following, I'm now a what?!

[squeakitties]

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints

[katelyndanger]

WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.

What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.

[libertineangel]

I liked this post and not ten later Tumblr brings me this

[ingridverse]

Remember: Just because she’s a robot doesn’t necessarily mean she knows everything about her lubrication needs, any more than you necessarily know about your endocrine system.

[androidvixen]

"What about a machine holding a deviant responsible for his actions?" he was of course refering to himself and sixty

"I could kill you if you want. So you and Sixty can go on your deviant murdering adventures unimpeded. Just know that if I do. I won't be able to live with myself after." She stated as flatly and as unimpressed as possible.

[androidvixen]

“A deviant can’t hold a machine responsable for their actions. It’s not fair for anyone.”

[androidvixen]

North: Hey Simon text this number.

Simon: why?

North: I changed Perkins text tone to the camera sound and I spotted him going to the bathroom.

Simon: What is wrong with you?

[androidvixen]

I need to start preping for my holiday but brain says

~*~No~*~

[well-they-fucked-up]

[At the Stratford tower]

North: We need to get past those guards

Markus: What you want me to do?

Markus: Dress in drag and do the hula?

[5 minutes later]

Markus, in a hula skirt: LUAU~!

[androidvixen]

"If you catch a leaf failing to the ground you have touch something that's never touched the earth."

[androidvixen]

North: I didn’t think I was a mushroom kind of android.

Chloe: Ok. I’ll bite. Explain?

North: I’m dating such a Fungi :)

Chloe: -Literally leaves the room-

[nock-and-bolt]

Simon: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.

North: Well, I was the obvious suspect.

[androidvixen]

rk-stateoftheart​:

There is no origin story for the cat that belongs to RK900. It just appeared one day, like cats usually do, and 900 got adopted.

His cat naming tactics are same as mine. I call my cat Cat. Very creative.

My childhood cat was called Moggie. Which is british slang for a cat.

we got banned from naming family pets after that.

[rk-stateoftheart]

@glaiveofruin

North and RK900 arguing about cat names and the titles:

Everyone else: confused 

[androidvixen]

Cat has an entire origin story on here.

But like

I can’t be trusted to name animals and neither can North