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not to sound needy but pls read my new wayward sons fic, yeehaw buckaroo like i know it gives zero description to what’s inside in the summary but it’s 6k of ridiculous southern fun and peter hates every minute of it pls give me attention
#poop anon 2018! 💩💩💩 I am great at ideas but when it comes to writing I can get maybe 200 words...
I’ve moved to a new blog since this account is actually really old and its was a lot easier to move the new stuff to a new blog then move over the old stuff from before I stopped being a lurker.
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The Myth of Cassandra - a daughter of Priam endowed with the gift of prophecy but fated never to be believed ; one that predicts misfortune or disaster
Oh. Oh. This is… really spot on, actually.
Cassandra predicted the fall of Troy, but no one believed her. She was called insane. She took is upon herself to try to save the city, but was stopped by the people of Troy and her attempt was foiled. And thus, the future she saw came true and Troy was destroyed.
Tony predicted an attack on Earth after the Battle of New York, something bigger than Loki. He saw it coming. No one talked about it or truly believed him, thinking his fear was paranoia and ptsd. He tried to keep the Avengers together with the Accords, but was instead rewarded with a civil war. His attempts to prepare for Thanos all went wrong and were foiled, and no one was ready for the attack. Thanos won.
Tony really might as well be the Cassandra of the MCU.
#which is… very very sad#cassandra didn’t get a happy ending; her life was a tragedy @fanaticfangirl2602
but that’s just it: the story of tony stark has only ever been a tragedy
This completely changes the reaction to this scene from Infinity War.
Stark is “cursed with knowledge” because he predicted Thanos’ coming but all his attempts to prepare went wrong or he wasn’t listened to.
Thanos was in a similar position, predicting the impending doom of his world. But his attempts to save it weren’t listened to (even though he was totally insane about it).
That wasn’t impossible to figure out, but adds so much more depth to the quote after hearing about Cassandra.
headcanon: thor understands enough about the process to order things with custom slogans but the attempts always turn out like Mr. Peanutbutter’s
by Aurealis
Peter gives his school a speech about an internship project
Words: 1513, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Tony Stark
Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Hurt Peter, Precious Peter Parker, High School, Fainting
last thoughts because i have to actually do hw soon: 1) if Jessica doesnt die in this im going to kill her; 2) very unique A+ captivity sequence idk i feel like ive read the same kind of captivity scenes a million times; 3) somebody give Peter a book
1) that’s hilarious because all the comments about jessica are always talking about them wanting her to get a redemption arc
2) honestly captivity sequences are so hard to write BECAUSE we’ve read them all a thousand times and i’m doing a belated whumptober so i’m probably gonna have to write them 30 more times?
3) god you’ll notice that he DOESNT FUCKING READ A THING in hydra like zero book mentions at all and that’s totally some round about metaphor about their lack of information and how they’re hiding the truth and all that shit
10 Reasons why Jess deserves a redemption arc
1. At the end of the day, she just wants her best friend back.
2. Because it is unfair that Peter had the opportunity to be rehabilitated and she doesn't. It took time for Peter to turn around and exposure to different perspectives and ideas, she needs that too. They didn't know Peter was Peter but still helped him.
3. Because it brings Peter's whole arc full-circle. He started as the prisoner in the cage with Tony & Pepper guiding him towards being better. Now he can be the one outside the cage guiding her to be better.
4. Because the only logical progression of the story is for Hydra to be destroyed completely. Otherwise they will keep trying to kill the Starks and they'll never be safe.
5. Jess has no one to go back to if Hydra is destroyed. But she can be rehabilitated and maybe become a shield agent. Or a painter in the french alps. 6. Though Jess escaping in the chaos of Hydra's fall and becoming a free agent is kinda neat. A deadpool-like character that shows up to have fun with Peter but has skewed morals.
7. Also I found out Ultimate!Jessica Drew was a Peter Parker clone and I'm all like "that fits perfectly!" no parents, she arrived at his base when he was 8 so they had time, she was spider subject 2.0, artifically aging clones is super common in the comics. (and you've totally mentioned Tony/Pepper having Peter 2.0 before and they decided not to because it be too painful and now they get their second kid. Foreshadowing!)
7.5 Which could lead to a lot of awesome one-offs. Like Jess and Peter having the same interest in women, both crushing on MJ and talking about their feelings together! Peter introducing her to fun normal stuff!
8. You know she wouldn't be intimidated by social cliques. Like if she went to college and people found out she knew Peter Stark they'd be very jealous. And Jealous sorority queen starts a nasty rumor about her, so Jess just destroys her publicly. And like the girl just literally sprints away from Jess now whenever they get close.
9. Because she is protective of Peter in her own screwed up way and wants protect his innocence as much as possible within Hydra's life.
10. She deserves at minimum an open-ending where she escapes and Peter thinks he will see her again someday but doesn't know if she'll be the same Jess he knows.
If Peter has Super senses...
Does this mean he has super smell? Like does he almost puke every time he enters a public bathroom? Or have to deal with teenage BO all day? Practically choke on Tony’s cologne?
If someone is using the pepper shaker in the cafeteria at school, does it send Peter into a sneezing fit even if he is in the hallway??!!!?!?!
just so we’re all aware i’m having a great time reading all your panicked comments
There is nothing better than when a storyteller makes everyone fall in love with the characters, only to put them through excruciating pain and torment. The reactions are so satisfying.
Like I’d HATE for Tony to die in Avengers 4. But on the other hand watching the collective Irondad community get wheeled away by orderlies to the Asylum…
you have severe issues
Don’t Kinkshame me! You are loving it too!
just so we’re all aware i’m having a great time reading all your panicked comments
There is nothing better than when a storyteller makes everyone fall in love with the characters, only to put them through excruciating pain and torment. The reactions are so satisfying.
Like I’d HATE for Tony to die in Avengers 4. But on the other hand watching the collective Irondad community get wheeled away by orderlies to the Asylum...
Peter: If I cut off your head, will your body regrow your head, or will you grow a new body?
Deadpool: I don’t know. Cut off my head and find out.
Peter: Will that hurt?
Deadpool: Oh it’s gonna hurt like a bitch, but we’re doing this for science!
This is how you end up with two Deadpools.
Ideal plot for Loki’s rumored show
Loki always has a plan. After being killed by the Giant Gymrat-Grape, he gets reincarnated on Earth. This leads into the rumored Disney Play show about Loki, featuring kid-Loki (K-Loki) finding out about his powers/history/etc.
Like he is just a normal kid for the first few years and then BAM magic powers one day. Hiddleston-Loki (H-Loki) starts showing up in dreams. He gets glimpses of his old life to appears in his head. Sometimes nightmares about how his father is distant, other times pleasant dreams about his mother. Sometimes him playing tricks on his brother.
Then H-Loki starts showing up in mirrors, talking to him. Giving him warnings, teaching him to use magic, etc. Hiddleston is just a figment of new-Loki’s imagination, but at the same time is a manifestation of his powers. So while nobody can see him, if he kicks someone’s chair its still going to go flying across the room.
K-Loki starts hustling on the streets for money, using his powers for petty tricks and vengeance. Typical god of mischief stuff. But that attracts unwanted attention. Pretty soon he is on the run from mobsters, police maybe even SHIELD.
Then a real problem comes up. Someone from Loki’s past finds out about him and wants revenge. Maybe an adaptation of Tyr, who is resentful of Thor and Loki from back on Asgard. Loki going too far with a trick or something. Or a small time villain, nothing earth-shattering.
He becomes the main enemy of the series, not long and drawn out. Not world ending, just a nice look into more of Loki’s backstory (ft. H-Loki!). A character piece that is nicely wrapped up in a few episodes.
Then in the final scene, Thor shows up and black.
Thor 4 can then be about Thor & K-Loki on an adventure, raising K-Loki, etc. Set him up for an Agents of Asgard tv show/movie or being in the next generation of heroes for the MCU.
but he’s your lunatic, eddie
