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[the-muppet-joker]

Stop asking me in my inbox how I feel about the "hard launch." I do not care! Sure, I'm a phannie, but I also hate love. I have always head cannoned Phil and Dan as merely coworkers

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

they put RFK jr in charge of the agency that most directly affects everything i've been doing in my real life career for a decade so if I start posting like i've clamped car batteries to my nipples it's because i have done exactly that

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

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[monsterfactoryfanfic]

I knew eventually I'd have to make this post but the events of this week have pretty much been the last straw. The CDC is no longer publishing scientifically accurate information about vaccines.

Please do not get health information from the CDC for the foreseeable future. If you are an American, depending on your state, the state health department may have more accurate information. States in the Governor's Public Health Alliance are relatively trustworthy.

I've personally been using Dr. Kaetlyn Jetelina's newsletter as a less-grim way to keep up with US public health news. It's on substack unfortunately, but the information is solid.

Yale School of Public Health's POPHIVE is also a good way to track population health trends in the US.

I know this is not at the top of the administration's crimes. But it is one of them, and it is going to hurt a lot of people. Not much I can say but that I'm heartbroken.

[automatonwithautonomy]

like say what you will but basically what's happend to ianthe is she's spent her entire life playing second to her sister while working twice as hard than she ought in order to compensate for corona's lack of power. while receiving no recognition for her feats of necromatic power. she finally becomes lyctor and is immediately upstaged by cythrea then harrow. gets her ass beat by the former and spends the next book playing second to the latter who's literally gods special favourite pseudo-daughter now. despite the fact shes's more defective than ianthe. oh and then. ianthe chooses god. chooses to be his last loyal saint but oops! his real daughter shows up. so. ianthe still isn't the most interesting or important person in the room. one of the two things she wants the most. plus her shitty coworker is throwing a temper tantrum in her skull this whole time cause she ate him. i'm just saying she's having a shit immortal life so far

[l4dyr3d]

One of the things so good about Muir's writing is that she knows in which particular ways the characters have a bad view of themselves, and puts them in situations that reinforce that view constantly.

[redstonedust]

if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

[mariacallous]

We Can Save Public Radio and Television

Viewers and listeners like us.

[dduane]

Please help with this if you can. Public radio and TV in the US are tremendously valuable resources that are too good to lose.

[feefal]

Doomed love between late Summer and Autumn (the rot must consume)

[malusokay]

focus on the likes and not the wants

you may not want to clean your room, but you like the peace and call it brings you after

you may not want to study, but you like the confidence and satisfaction you get from being prepared

you may not not want to apologise, but you like the relief and connection that reconciliation brings

you may not want to cook, but you like the satisfaction of eating a healthy come cooked meal prepared with love

you may not want to exercise, but you like how you feel afterwards and how it makes you confident

you may not want to journal or write, but you like the reflection and calm it brings you

you may not want to step out of your comfort zone, but you like the new experiences and growth you gain from it

my insta @ malusokay

[thefangirl-16-blog]

WHO WILL WIN

[gatheringbones]

something something the decision I made in my twenties to be the kind of friend to my straight cis women friends that they could actually talk about their male partners to and how my lack of judgement and enthusiastic reception of whatever they had to say about him meant I became trustworthy enough in their eyes to actually divulge information to when abuse and manipulation started to appear.

[gatheringbones]

[andromeda83]

Honestly need therapy from that fuckin cube from svtfoe. I’d say some shit like “I’m so worthless, everyone in my life is secretly annoyed with me” and it would say “YOUUUU LIED” and the walls would start slowly closing in.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

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this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

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[slightlydraconic]

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[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[queen-mihai]

I love the mountain chicken

[underwhelmingalchemist]

The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way

[strange-aeons]

Is it unethical to win a duel by casting dark twisted emo spells on your internet nemesis

No. Use whatever resources are available to u

Yes. Have an inspirational training montage instead u coward

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

[the-muppet-joker]

OK. You have officially crossed the fucking line.

You know DAMN well, STRANGE, that I have Emo and Witchcraft trauma from my time spent living with those three Chemicalheads (Fans of the Chemical Romance). You know how they tormented me with their music and how they made me eat flies for their sick Gothic Rituals. You think this is a fucking joke? You think my trauma is nothing more than a silly bit for your videos? Ah, yes. Your YOUTUBES. How funny, how charming, when you wear my muppet skin like a costume and mock my Pain! What gives you the right to read my Tumblr Posts out loud, like you have any inkling about what goes on in my twisted, depraved mind, and LAUGH and LAUGH with your deplorable audience of "Bingus" obsessed, brain rotted, Piss Heads?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. Do you have any idea the blood, the sweat, the tears it takes to run this blog? To document my life, which has been nothing more than battle after battle with a society that shuns Jokers like myself and leaves us to bleed on the side of the road while Emos like YOU just point and laugh and burn our Kermit Plushies into dust. I have suffered so much at the hands of emos. They have burned my Muppet Love. They have tried to drink my blood. They have tricked me into false marriages, only to try to crucify me as a sacrifice to Gerard Way, or maybe God, who even mupping knows anymore! They have Homestuck dumped me and Homestuck broken my heart. They cursed me with chicken bones, forcing me to flee to Ohio for safety. But you didn't think of any of that, did you? You just thought "How funny! Let's mock the silly Muppet Guy! Let's place a curse on him so I can beat him in our duel!" Well news flash, Gay. It's not funny. No one is laughing. No one, that is, except one twisted, fucked up Joker. And he's got a thirst for blood that CANNOT be quenched.

I will remove this curse and turn it back upon you, tenfold.

I will stop at nothing to destroy you, and every Sick Fuck who ever laughed at me in those Youtubes of yours.

I will defeat you at Dashcon.

... Heh. Ha. Ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Heh... scared yet?

[goodluckdetective]

Look, this is what moral OCD is like for me:

I walk past a piece of paper. I don’t pick it up because I had a long day at work and it’s very cold outside. This then becomes my internal monologue:

I didn’t pick up that piece of paper, I should have. Don’t I care about the environment? It’s not my trash, I shouldn’t have to pick it up. But also that’s how these things happen right? We place the blame on others as our environment degrades. It was just a piece of paper, it’s not like it can do that much damage. But also how do I know: I’m not an environmental expert. Maybe stray paper scraps are killing the frogs. You’re literally killing the frogs. You should look up how many frogs die a year so you know how shitty you are-No stop it.

I care about the environment, and I recycle and I joined green activism movements but is that enough? I could be doing more. I should be doing more. I should donate my entire check to charity. But isn’t it self serving to think that my one check could help that much? Do I really think I’m that important, how self entitled and-no stop it, reset! You are obsessing and if you fall for it, you will not eat dinner. Let it go.

Okay it’s just a piece of paper. It’s okay you skipped it this once: it could have had something dangerous on it. Yeah that makes sense. But also, that means I’m putting my own safety over trying to help the environment, which is very selfish of me. I’m just one shitty person: god how could I be so self absorbed. I should have picked up the piece of paper. I’m so selfish, and shitty and-no, no, stop it! This is not helpful. It’s fine.

It’s been a long day and I’m cold, that’s not a crime- no that’s being selfish again, you’re making excuses. You’re just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about others, and selfish and God the fact you’re thinking this much about one piece of paper shows how selfish you are, you care more about if you’re a good person than anything else, you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit, YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.

I get home and open up Tumblr. The first post I see says “if you don’t reblog this post about the environment you’re as complicit as an oil billionaire.” I close my computer and resign myself to looking up the state frog populations until I go to bed.

I don’t eat dinner.

The amount of frogs that die a year is somewhere from 200 million to over 1 billion.

[andromeda83]

Evil griffiths be like “that doesn’t do it”