Entitled

[subcas]

[ri-afan]

This is why my Title line on here is “Entitled”

No bio because I didn’t want to. And I can’t think of one. I can’t even decide on a forever name.

If you’re inspired by whatever I blurt out then please tag me too because I would love to go down your rabbit holes.

[ktrew]

I am not okay 🥱💤

[ri-afan]

I didn’t realise I was reading a psychological and bloody horror fic with an ambiguous ending before bed. Whoops 😬

[koiagain]

How early is too early to say I love You to your tumblr mutual

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[penandinkprincess]

usual massage therapist wasn't available so i tried out a new person, and friends i think i have been treated by. a witch.

"do you get ringing in your ears sometimes?" "y-yeah. sometimes." "yeah, i would have been surprised if you didn't. the [muscle i do not remember the name of] here is like touching a guitar string."

"have you ever experienced whiplash? not recently, but in the past?" me, forgot about it since it was literal years ago and thus didn't mention it on my intake form: "...yes?" "okay, i thought so."

"are you a side sleeper?" "yes, i am" "on your right side?" "yes" "you really curl up, too, huh?" "y-yes."

me beneath the relaxation the whole time:

[penandinkprincess]

settling down to to go to sleep and haunted by the fact that massage witch already knows how i'm going to be laying

[evenlyevi]

Moonlight Dandelions

[free-my-mindd]

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[katenepveu]

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

[glorious-spoon]

honestly i think the selling point of romance for me (and where it usually fails to land) is 'can i imagine these people sharing an in-joke'

like, are they in cahoots. can they laugh together. do they have a similar enough or at least complementary enough outlook that they can connect over something being funny (even if it's funny in a fucked up way! sometimes those are the best in-jokes!)

that's not necessarily true love in and of itself, but it does feel like an essential component to me

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[keikomivra]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) Dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[apolladay]

How many of the 10 commandments can you name?

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Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[stargazing-enby]

[ID: Tumblr tags that read "#I think no killing no stealing no trying to get with someone else's wife???" End ID]

Prev I read this and I was like "that's not right, that has to be a joke". But then I googled it and... It wasn't???? One of the commandments in English actually DOES say you mustn't lust after someone else's wife????? WHAT?

I was raised Catholic in Spain and let me tell you. That is NOT one of the ten commandments for us.

[fabiansociety]

so what DOES that one say for you?

[stargazing-enby]

So it's the 9th commandment, and in English it apparently says "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" (wtf??!!?)

In Spanish, it says "No consentirás pensamientos ni deseos impuros", which while addressing the same topic, would translate to "you will not have impure thoughts or desires". Muuuuuch more vague and less weirdly specific.

Like, criticism of catholicism's sexually repressive ideas aside (we'd be here all day lol), I feel like it makes much more sense to be like "hey don't have impure thoughts in general" than to be like "hey don't lust specifically after other people's wives".

How are you meant to take that when you're a woman? A kid?! The priest tells you to follow the 10 commandments and you're like "oh I didn't even know lusting after others' wives was an option, but okay, thanks for clarifying I shouldn't do that!" ?!!

Wild shit 😂

[fabiansociety]

oh, that's interesting, the spanish version actually seems way worse to me *because* it's vague. the rest of the ten commandments are all pretty concrete: don't kill, don't steal, don't worship other gods. not having impure thoughts or desires is so amorphous it could be applied to anything. not coveting your neighbor's wife or house or donkey isn't… you know, great, but it's at least actionable

[stargazing-enby]

Yeah fair 😂 either way it's a bit of a culture shock for sure!

[awayfromterra]

special effects are too good now because as we left the theater after Project Hail Mary my mom was like "it's really impressive that Ryan Gosling was the only actor on screen for most of that movie" and I was confused for several seconds thinking "what about the giant crab that played Rocky?"

[penrosesun]

No but like, fr this is the power of puppetry. This is why people are regularly accidentally mic-ing Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy instead of their actors. This is why Labyrinth and Farscape and Little Shop of Horrors hold up. We all spent two and a half hours convinced that that little spider rock dude was real, because James Ortiz and his team created the sort of incredible acting chemistry with Ryan Gosling that can only happen with a real guy who actually occupies physical space