i’m rowan!

you’re gonna die up there. || he/they || strawpage

[andshewas-mp4]

art reqs are open but only if i like your request

[madiozy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[andshewas-mp4]

the palpable romantic tension between me and the trivia section of a wiki page

[andshewas-mp4]

one of the things i do sometimes is lie about my height but in increments and completely on accident. i’m 5’3 but i tell people i’m 5’5. initially i told people i’m 5’4 because i’m just barely not 5’4 and after a while i was like “oh well i must have grown a little there’s no way im still 5’4 after so long” so i started telling people im 5’5. a few days ago i went to the doctor and they measured my height and said i was 159cm/just barely 5’3. i basically got told “Guess What Shortass.”

[kuromeomeo]

🦁💀

[v4242]

[silverraynes]

FEM!Ruggie 🍩

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[andshewas-mp4]

they'll be fine

[andshewas-mp4]

@smolgirlowo YES EXACTLY LMAOOO

[crearuru]

And just like that, the direct came to an end.

I ran away from the 10 year anniversary of the last New Ace Attorney game... and wandered the tags alone.

I never saw Takumi again. The developers are men of their word, so I'm sure they released him.

I heard the verdict of the leaker's trial a few days later. He was found guilty, of course.

The "Ace Attorney 7" never happen.

Maybe it was never meant to.

Because a "new Ace Attorney" is something that doesn't exist.

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[andshewas-mp4]

been getting back into twst recently, heres some genderbends i drew up <3 feel free to request your fave! i also have more on my req list so there will def be more coming!

[krussyarts]

Mom helping her son and his friends beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990's

[butchmilesedgeworth]

Nintendo direct today. Today is exactly ten years since the last mainline ace attorney game. 25th anniversary of the entire franchise coming up. I can see it.

[butchmilesedgeworth]

I could not see it.

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]