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Eden. 19. Female--she/her

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

I’ve become such a slacker when it comes to school and I should really get it together but I’m just so tired

[wordsnquotes]

I am a museum full of art but you had your eyes closed.

Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey (via wordsnquotes)

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

Tumblr has become my private journal lmao

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

Wow wow wow wow wow I feel like my heart is freshly broken again.

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

Pro-tip: don't Facebook stalk your ex's new girlfriend. You will cry and feel like you're going to throw up/pass out.

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

Is intersectional feminism a meme on tinder or are boys just finally woke??? I'm not getting my hopes up

[buzzfeedau]

YOU CAN TELL THAT ARNOLD IS WEARING PANTS NOW!

[a-daks]

Wow all the characters look refreshed without sacrificing the style they were drawn in. <3

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

@gymleadercheren AAAAAAAA

[divorceddadrock]

I actually really like the looks of this. They’ve been properly updated to fit the times, but still look like their original versions. 

Here’s to hoping it turns out better than Teen Titans and Powerpuff Girls did.

[johntheactor]

Selfie

[quickweaves]

Asldhdjkdh

[misterwooff]

[fakenasty]

That’s the prettiest goldendoodle I’ve ever seen

[jazeth]

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

@antisemitic

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[plusness]

A hottie from the Plus Size Barbados Pageant, Jul. 03, 2016

[spicyair-deactivated20171230]

It takes some sort of privilege to sit back and not vote in November just because Bernie can’t run. Get that ‘Bernie or Bust’ foolishness out of my face. Your silence is a vote for Trump. Your silence is hurting people. Unify the Party. Vote Hillary.

[distaffgospels]

Splitting the vote between Gore and Nader gave us 8 fucking years of W. Bush. Ideological purity is fine, up to a point. But this election is too important to pull that shit.

[andtheelephantgoestoot]

Little cousin: *opens my dresser drawer* wow that drawer reeks

Me: oh! That's my.... 🌚🌚🌚🌚

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never seen grape ice cream.

[loftyskies-deactivated20161129]

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

[louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de]

holy fuck

[tastefullyoffensive]

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