Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"
Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

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Origami Around
Xuebing Du
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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hello vonnie
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@fakeitseriously
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"
Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."
Giving nurses tiktok was a mistake
"our days are so tough" okay tell me how come ur posts aren't like "my labour is super exploited" how come all of em are like "this guy has a weird penis lol"? We have channels to talk about what our work is like and how were treated. Making memes like "when ur pt rings the bell too much" or "remember I get to choose the needle gauge" doesn't actually address any of it it's just an abuse of ur inherent power over patients.
Every single nurse called out for being a cunt online flies immediately towards guilt tripping ppl into feeling bad for em but it's a fundamental misunderstanding of how health care power structures work to act like mistreatment from patients is because we are below them in that heirarchy. We are in a position of power over them by virtue of our knowledge and involvement in their care. The fact that clients can be as shitty as they want to u is because ur employers don't protect u. It's cuz ur work is devalued and incompatible with capitalism. It's cuz you're guilt tripped out of demanding any sort of basic workers rights. None of that is the fault of patients and none of it can be solved by sharing personal embarassing health details abt them on tiktok.
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, July 10, 1935
Donât underestimate my desire to not wanna
it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this
they deserved it
Elizabeth Sweetheart, âThe Green Ladyâ Kitten Kay Sera, âThe Pink Ladyâ Ella London, âThe Yellow Ladyâ Sandra Ramos, âThe Purple Ladyâ Zorica Rebernik, âThe Red Ladyâ
âjesus died for youâ well i didnât ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
Due to the Unfortunate!
We are deeply out of Onions!
tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator â
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
I can't get over "and comes fucks me".
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I canât see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and
He Said She Said - Ashley Tisdale