The Things I Do.

~Live with love, loyalty, and knowledge~

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[that-taters-my-tots]

Don’t forget this too

[lovetheirloves]

Girl Scouts of Greater Atlanta has expanded upon this to include nonbinary youth (and adults) seeing a Girl Scouting experience.

[theseancequeen]

Reblogging for important information.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Shout out to the time they returned a $100,000 donation because the donor– months after making the donation– wanted a guarantee that the money wouldn’t be used to support transgender girls.

[spacesnek]

[followthebluebell]

What do the wiggles mean?

[spacesnek]

Wiggling is actually defensive body language! Uromastyx usually do with in combination with inflating their body to make themselves seem bigger. They can do it when spooked or threatened. Wiggling is a Uromastyx’s way of saying “Leave Me Alone Like Right Now”. Their body language tends to progress as inflating->wiggling->hissing->tail lashing->biting. 

Fruit Salad here tends to do it at…. everything. Especially me, however I’ve seen him do it at his food and sticks and rocks. 

[randobambo]

Take my computer away from me.

[pyrochickenpollo]

It 6 in the morning and I’m holding in my laughter

[wumbofull]

@lexa-was-the-one

[jon-lox]

this is a bop

[futchrights-deactivated20210126]

[memewhore]

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[stacythepunkrockstegosaurus-blog]

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[chicks2010]

[angry-eevee]

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

[bluebandedagate]

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

[stressedrayllumstan]

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

[gninjalady]

I love the young people

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

I’m simultaneously amused and terrified

[artistforsuckers-deactivated202]

Why is target the place to be for anyone of any age?

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[unclefather]

[babyanimalgifs]

morning people vs me

via @k.yoshihara

[ommanyte]

hey man I’m loving these goggle instructions I found, I feel they have real meme potential

[ommanyte]

[butt-berry]