harnessing that endless forward motion

Piss/Critter, they/it, karkat kinnie, obnoxious poet

[andy-warhol-wannabe]

no one can stop me from writing about third wave feminism in these intro classes. these old men need to know i hate them

[cryptotheism]

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

[cryptotheism]

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

[koobyn-deactivated20240716]

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

[cryptotheism]

Got lost

[streetkit]

PSA FOR TWITTER MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[streetkit]

PSA FOR REDDIT MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[bismuth-gieko]

where i come from this is called karmawhoring

[streetkit]

Where you come from people piss in the streets

[andy-warhol-wannabe]

the biggest change ive experienced in the last year is that i finally understand radiohead and i WILL start listening to Elliott Smith

[andy-warhol-wannabe]

ok im back on the hellsite to cure my crippling tiktok addition

[queersturbate]

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

[swagvo1d]

lawlight cringeposting again

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Girl isn't even a word to me anymore he's a friend

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

We're doing to girls what the guys did to guys

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

no no, speak your truth

[forbiddenxxfruitxx-deactivated2]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[celesticadream]

spotted in brooklyn

[spiribia]

did you know this is what the band “mother mother” looks like. i was somehow simultaneously shocked out of my mind and not surprised at all

[vilecrocodile]

hypnotically caucasian

[menthol-drops]

IPA enthusiast club meeting

[a-dull-ache-deactivated20240918]

[prokopetz]

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

[bizarreshark]

@hewwbwazew I would LOVE to read this holy shit

[raddudelaserpunch]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you cant have a conversation about the harmful effects of something without someone saying “let people enjoy things” and you cant enjoy something without someone delving into an mla formatted essay about why that thing specifically is responsible for the assassination of like every US president so at this point i think we should skip the foreplay and just start beating the shit out of eachother

[alisoncooper]

at this point, they’re in buckingham palace hooking the queen’s nipples up to car batteries in an attempt to reanimate her

[totallynotgayforyou]

This just in Buckingham Palace has brought in the Royal necromancer for reasons we don't know