[softlydepraved]

[beardedmrbean]

[shocklabrynth]

when you slip up and let your sensitive and tolerant side show around the churlish, callous, bigoted and crude friend group

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[despazito]

[manyhugsandkisses]

Collector of beautiful moments

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

[classichorrorblog]

Audition (1999)

[targetedknowledge]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[ivy-michaels]

Telling someone to play a gacha game should be considered as gauche as telling them to start smoking and i'm not kidding.

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[mydogtige]

Art by i_love_lesbian

[amygdalae]

you are just jealous my understanding of anatomy allows me to eat a rotisserie chicken so efficiently and exhaustively

[virtualgirladvance]

you still wont match the satisfaction of eating it goblin 🙂‍↕️

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[byjove]

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever