[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[highndivine]

My favorite kink is reciprocated energy

[pankendev]

i fear i've fallen for the classic social media trap of becoming endlessly self-absorbed. i simply talk about myself too much. from now on first-person voice is banned from my posts

[pankendev]

panky want boing boing

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s so cutie sweetie in his little nest

[pangur-and-grim]

no need for that

[mi-ciudad]

you can like my posts if you like my posts

[gwendolynnderolo]

universal rules of campaign 4:

everything is birds

everyone is 5’11

only teor is teor

you can’t prove there’s allegory in this

[strobetogether]

[not-slim-and-not-shady]

This is true, btw. All the French on our labels is mixed with the English. I think I've also seen the "frottage cheese", too

[virtualgirladvance]

babe look theyre selling our cheese

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[goracememy]

[yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure]

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

[dorothylarouge]

[jame7t]

soon it will be time to prance around cutely

[flutterbvnny]

goodnight ily pls touch me in my sleep and record it

[squeakitties]

wanglaoji/wong lo kat/walovi (localization depending) is so good it fully replaced soda in our apartment. chinese herbal sweet tea with an almost 200 year old recipe. strong strong recommendation if u can find it (best chance at asian grocery stores)

[pog-mo-bhlog]

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

[ruinedchildhood]

[roximodifier]

I do semi-weekly puppet shows in @pavizi 's server. So here's a piece I drew based on that!

I don't wanna overblow it or sound weird but I've made a lot of friends there, a lot of really great friends, and it's really helped me start my transition off on the right foot.

You should totally join pavizi's subscribestar too!

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.