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I was today year’s old when I found out a Black man invented game cartridges
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Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz
My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.
It’s Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!
He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D
The kitty herself, Ginger!
He’s a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!
Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints
You can see more of his work in general on Instagram
And buy T-Shirts too!
God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!
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This.
It’s genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.
Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?
Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.
THIS IS MY CONSTANT CRUSADE! THIS WAS MY THESIS!! Stop putting your bullshit ideas on a group of people you know nothing about besides your weird toxic-masculinity wet dreams!!!
What is a Gambeson ?
It’s a mystery.
Gambesons, also sometimes known as padded or quilted armor, are a type of protection usually made from at least two layers of linen, cotton or leather, with various types of batting sandwiched between the two.
Their use has spanned most of the world, from ancient Scythian horsemen in the Caucasus, to 17th century Europe, even seeing use in the Aztec empire and medieval African kingdoms.
In Europe, gambesons or aketons were initially used as a base layer on which a mail shirt was worn, but went on to be used independently by men-at-arms as a very cost-effective form of protection, in both cases being able to absorb blunt blows and stop projectile weapons.
Variants meant to be worn alone were known as padded jacks and were usually thicker and made of more layers of fabric, complemented with scrap textile or animal hair. These were somewhat vulnerable to draw cuts, and were extremely warm.
On the other hand arming doublets were meant to be worn under a plate harness, covering less of the neck and thighs but offering several attach points on which to lace the different segments of rigid armor, all the while preventing chaffing between the skin and the metal plates. As it evolved into the 15th century, these doublets also started to incorporate patches of maille of varying size called goussets or voiders, that were meant to protect the joints and otherwise vulnerable areas of a knight’s body.
Chain voiders on a linen pourpoint.
Something to take note of, is that lighter armors were occasionally sewn or attached directly to the gambeson, like in the above image. This was commonplace in Asian cultures where most maille and splint armor was sewn directly to thick silken sleeves.
Although the arming doublet was slowly replaced by jerkins and buffcoats in Western Europe, the concept of combining numerous layers of textile to produce armor never truly died. In Asia especially, both Japan and Mongolia have records of layered silk armor being used during the early modern era, and Korea even developed a padded cotton armor known as the Myeonje baegab for the express purpose of stopping bullets, which it did.
Korean bulletproof cotton armor, made c.1860′s
Related Vocabulary
Aketon: Another name for a gambeson based on the Arab for ‘the cotton’ through old French.
Buff coat: The most common type of protection replacing arming doublets in the 17th century, made of a single layer of thick suede leather.
Ichcahuipilli: Aztec quilted armor, Nahuatl for ‘cotton shirt’.
Arming points: reinforced spots on an arming doublet where the armor is attached.
Voiders: Chainmail sewn directly to a pourpoint styled gambeson, common in Europe from the 13th century onward.
Pourpoint: A longer European gambeson style used until the development of the arming doublet. It sometimes went all the way to the knees, and was commonly separated into two parts, sleeves and torso. Also the French word for doublet.
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i always felt like a good unofficial adhd test was animal crossing: new leaf’s fishing, because it’s ridiculously similar to the real actual test i had to take and also i fucking suck at ac:nl fishing
the actual clinical test i took:
watch a computer monitor for twenty minutes. if a dot appears at the top, press a button. if a dot appears at the bottom, don’t press a button.
wear headphones for twenty minutes. if there’s a beep, press a button. if there’s a boop, don’t press a button.
fishing in animal crossing new leaf:
watch the fish bobber. if it goes under the water, press the a button. if it floats, don’t press the a button.
listen for the fish to bite. if it’s a big bloop, press the a button. if it’s a little bloop, don’t press the a button.
i’m in hell
I’ve been playing New Horizons intensely for the last week.
Every time my attempt at the above achievement resets due to my ADHD ass hitting A too early for the millionth time, I’ve been thinking about the original post in this thread, so this is a perfectly timed reblog to hit my dash tonight.
(The only thing I’ve found that sort-of helps is to close my eyes or look away after I cast my line, because for some reason I’m better at not hitting A too early if I’m just listening for the bloop. It doesn’t stop me doing it completely, but it does help. I have no idea why my impulsivity is worse when I watch the little shadow than when I listen for the bloop.)
I reset my streak today at 47/50 😢😭😭😭💀
at some point i hit 47 without paying attention and the worst part is that it doesn’t show your current streak, it shows the closest you ever got, so i never know where i’m at because it always says 47
Getting Cast Master 3 is one of my top achievements of the summer.
Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.
Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352
Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577
https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056
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At first I though this was a joke
Don’t ignore this Tumblr
Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.
This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help. One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.
The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time. No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.
#standing up for male victims takes NOTHING away from female victims #this isn’t an either/or scenario #you can pursue justice for male victims and still be 100% feminist #safer world for EVERYONE
This is important. Just… everyone needs to see this.
Just as a fun fact,
If you don’t believe male victims exist, or deserve to be stood up for then you’re not a feminist. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
femin*sm is supposed to be about gender EQUALITY, not creating a matriarchal society in place of a patriarchal one.
Those people are smiling what the hell
I don’t talk about it much, but I was in an abusive relationship in my early 20s. She hit me in public and people laughed about it as it happened. This is absolutely a thing that happens and either gets joked about or swept under the rug, and for those who do get out, it still messes with their heads for YEARS afterwards. I still have issues that stem from that relationship, and that was over 10 years ago.
patriot act is back y’all and it’s as good as ever
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Last Week Tonight (5/10/20)
you know how some animals can come in 2 very different versions? like australian vs america possums, sea vs river otters
My point is, that but w/ domestic vs wild furbies
like this??
I live encased in terror
So fun fact about Australian possums, they made their way to New Zealand.
Now an Australian possum is opertunistic but largely herbivourous. But when they got to New Zealand they found that the local fauna was such easy pickings that they grew much larger and became carnivores.
wow that’s like identical to what happened w/ furbies
European badger wants to know when you can make it for tea and biscuits.
American badger has eaten your son.
Go Badgers!
Uhhh, are we all just gonna overlook the part about the Australian Possum turning into an opportunistic predator in New Zealand?
I guess I’m preordering a physical copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons ⊟
Even the most fervent physical-only purists cannot deny the convenience of owning a digital copy for Animal Crossing. When the novelty of bug collection and fishing puns (”I caught a carp! I really seized the diem!”) wears off, and the gleam of another game catches your eye, you will still want to drop into your town/island without the hassle of juggling cartridges.
So the move for next month was always to cop the eShop version of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Man plans, and God laughs. Target now offers a preorder bundle for the Switch game that includes an journal I must have:
“Soft, smooth vegan leather cover with lined pages and 2020 calendar containing key character birthdays to help you celebrate your favorite Animal Crossing characters! While supplies last.”
The journal appears wild basic, like something you could buy sans-branding for less than $10 in Target’s own aisles. But it’s a rare preorder bonus I can imagine using, whether to mark in-game events, or track stalk market trends, or list my grievances with rude villagers. Keep an eye out for a Planner Club review!
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The Star Wars Wiki says, “While C-3PO underwent a memory wipe, R2-D2 was allowed to preserve his memories.” And I am delighted, because 1) I was pretty sure this was the case, but couldn’t remember exactly (R2 is a conniving sneak and I was pretty sure it wouldn’t have worked even if anyone had been foolish enough to try), and 2) this means one of my favorite Star Wars headcanons is actually canon.
It means that during that one scene in Empire Strikes Back, these two assholes know EXACTLY who the other one is.
You are decorated war veterans, you absolute trolls.
Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day
Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day <- Holy shit, this is the truest thing I’ve ever read. That is absolutely what he did.
Also, I have a couple of things I want to clarify on this post.
Because of the Luke and R2 exchange right before they land on Dagobah, when Luke is explaining that they’re going to find Yoda, an old Jedi Master, and R2 appears to be like, “whomst??” I now hold the headcanon that while R2 knew who Yoda was, he didn’t actually know Yoda’s name. So when they got down to Dagobah, R2 was absolutely like, “OH SHIT, IT’S YOU. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, GIVE ME BACK THE FLASHLIGHT, WHY DOES NO LISTEN TO ME, BACK OFF YOU GREEN SOCK, I’LL FINISH THE JOB MYSELF, I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.”
And since droid rights are absolute shit, for R2, when I say “decorated war veteran”, I’m not referring to medals. (Although Anakin absolutely made medals for his droid too, because R2 was there and did, like, ALL the work.) I’m referring to arrest warrants.
Most of R2’s memory is called The Shit List (With Receipts), with file folders on some of the galaxy’s most notorious and significant figures. Yoda has three folders. Anakin/Vader has five. So does Obi-Wan. The person with the most folders is Threepio (Designation: Useless Husband), bc R2 has never really let an argument go in his life. The only person who doesn’t have a shit list is BB-8, who has Never Done A Blessed Thing Wrong In Her Life. (R2 can and will fight you.)
“You are decorated war veterans, you absolute trolls.”