A N D Y

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem? — Andy Halpert Twenty Years Old Dancer Glendale University

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wildflcwers​:

the most fun part about hanging around andy was that she always did whatever crazy idea popped into serena’s head. andy even had a few wild plans of her own, which the blonde naturally loved. she felt like everyone on the upper east side was uptight sometimes, and it was nice to find someone else she could be carefree with. even if lily swore she got grey hair any time serena told her she’d be out with andy. “i think you already know the answer.” serena replied back with a grin. she nodded towards andy’s phone on the counter. “start making a list of booty call options.” serena rose to her feet and took a second to gain her composure. she hadn’t realized how drunk she was until she stood up, but after a moment she was able to balance herself. she blew a kiss in andy’s direction and then went over to the other table of men. serena only spoke for a few minutes before she was kissing the other male and then pulling away. it wasn’t until he whispered into serena’s ear that her eyes widened, and she immediately went back towards andy. “we’re leaving.” she shook her head. “he’s married! and more of a creep then i realized. he told me he’s about to call invite his wife. polyamory is not my thing.”

as long as serena was in town, andy didn’t have the time to be bored. any idea andy would get, serena was the one she called— either to ask her opinion or embark on an adventure that would, in all likelihood, land them the front page of a few tabloids. everyone knew what to ‘ expect ’ when these two were together: total chaos and unpredictable events. as she watched serena get up and walk up to the guy, she couldn’t help but laugh so loud she gained a few stares from the people around her. she wasn’t surprised the male accepted serena’s kiss so delighted— but when serena came back she couldn’t help place a hand over her mouth, shocked yet so amused, “ this only happens to you, s ” andy quickly rose to her feet, giggling and stumbling a little while she made sure everything was inside her bag. “ a shot for good luck? ” she nodded at the shots in front of them that the bartender had brought earlier before downing one as quickly as possible, “ oh my god, the guy is walking over here— time to flee ” she started walking towards the exit, assuming serena would follow her but before she could walk out, she called out to the waiter “ charge it to his tab ” she pointed to the male serena had just kissed before walking out. 

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bwaldorfs​:

”for the last time, i have no desire to keep talking about what happened at the party.” the doe-eyed beauty turned on her heels with the assumption the other would follow. if it didn’t involve blair, it meant that lacked of any importance. “i’ve got bigger things to worry about than this melodramatic game of clue.” she huffed as she took her seat setting her bag down beside her. the brunette grabbed a glass of mimosa that the waiter immediately brought over to them for brunch. “so what was so important that you had me run out during an intensive rearrangement of my closet with dorota? you’re making her life harder with not me being there guide to her. so, shoot!”

thrilled was not the word andy would use to describe being paired up with blair for a project. to say these two were friends was an overstatement— they both were good friends with serena which meant they hung out during certain occasions for the sake of appearances but they never clicked— maybe because they never tried. “ stop being so self centered for a moment blair. there’s people dying. ” she said sarcastically, the corners of her lips turning into a fake smile. taking out her macbook from her gucci bag, she placed it on the table in front of her and started typing, “ you could always go back to your intensive arrangement or whatever, maybe you have a future as a maid ”

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wildflcwers​:

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a mischievous grin grew on serena’s face as she downed her fourth shot. “that guy has been staring at us the entire night.” the blonde stated, turning to look at andy more directly. she was used to people staring at her, even more so when she went out with andy. they were always doing something, and people were usually on the edge of their seats with anticipation. no one wanted to miss a chance to capture what would surely be a daily news headline. “how much to go over there and kiss him? seriously, I think his reaction would be amazing.” serena threw her head back as she laughed lightly. “he might actually pass out from excitement. plus, i could probably get him to buy us free drinks for the rest of the night. what do you think?”

joining serena, andy swallowed the tequila shot in one swift hand movement. after placing the shot glass down and signaling the bartender for two more shots, she followed serena’s gaze, the corners of her lips fighting a smile and eyebrows slightly raised like a mischievous idea had just popped in her head. “ if you do it, i will ‘booty call’ anyone you tell me ” she chuckled just thinking about what she could say, andy could be very convincing when she wanted to. “ it’s going to leave a mark, for sure. he will NEVER forget about it. and you know how much i love getting free drinks ” she placed her head on her hand and raised both eyebrows. “ so, what’s it gonna be van der woodsen? ” she stared at the shots the bartender had just placed in front of them and back at serena, batting her eyelashes in anticipation. 

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˖ ✧ — 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙! ANDY HALPERT from GLENDALE UNIVERSITY! the TWENTY year old SOFIA CARSON lookalike is most known for being PASSIONATE and WITTY. but they can also be VOLATILE and OPINIONATED. the CIS FEMALE always reminds me of MISMATCHED SOCKS, THICK BROWS KNIT TOGETHER WHENEVER SHE’S IN DEEP THOUGHT, AND RINGS ON HER FINGERS ALWAYS. that’s probably why they currently have GOLD RUSH BY TAYLOR SWIFT on repeat. with HER around, this school year is bound to be interesting.

hi everyone !! i’m nini and i’m super excited to start plotting with all of you. i am LITERALLY up for anything because i live for ic drama. friends to enemies, best friends, partners in crime, toxic friendships/relationships, ex boyfriends, one night stand, betrayal, you name it, i will make it happen for you. a little bit about andy: she is very social, very fun (up for any adventure even if it is at 3am) and friendly, loyal and a good person really. unless you mess with her or anyone she loves and she will be ready to fight you and hold a grudge forever (depending on what happened)  and if you want to know more about her, feel free to read her bio.

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ok ok ok i love zoey deutch, so fun to use her as a faceclaim BUT i kinda wanna change andy’s fc to sofia carson BUT IDK i love zoey too. so HELP. 

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wildflcwers​:

“ we could go to the ballet studio later . “ serena returned the mischievous grin . the duo seemed to bounce off each other often . whenever one had a bad idea , they continued to encourage and even add to the plan to make things even worse . trying to learn ballet moves while drunk was a terrible idea , no doubt . but in the moment it seemed like fun and that was exactly what serena wanted . “ alright , you don’t need to lie to make me feel better . “ her nose scrunched up when she felt andy touch it . serena was not a bad dancer but she certainly was not a professional either . and there was no competition when on the dance floor with andy . alas , it never seemed to be a competition between the girls regardless . they were simply always having fun , without drama involved . it was a nice change of pace from her other friendships that seemed to be filled with drama . “ even better . we both get what we want . i can see the headlines now . “ serena brought her hands up to mock air quotations . “ in a move that shocked absolutely no one , the upper east side’s notoriously fucked up it girl leaves her fiance at the alter . “ serena scoffed at the idea . it was no secret that serena could be flighty , especially when it came to relationships . she often got scared when feelings became involved . the blonde preferred to always keep things light . “ you’re not too convincing . “ serena laughed loudly , as though her and andy were the only two people at the bar . “ hey there’s nothing wrong with having sex with assholes , as long as you don’t date them . have all the good sex you want , but when it comes time for a relationship you deserve the best . “ she encouraged . they were both young and ridiculously hot , so what was the harm in sleeping around ? “ she sounds boring . “ serena stuck out her tongue , clearly frustrated with the madame whom she never even met . “ okay , okay . “ serena threw her hands up in defense before downing a shot to try and catch up to andy . she’d taken a break and the girl had surely surpassed her at this point . “ i am just letting you know that i care . and i’m here no matter what . “ serena shrugged as though the words meant nothing . she just would hate for andy to think that their friendship was all fun and games only . “ now we can go back to drinking . sentimental crap is over , i promise . “

“ i’m not lying, i swear ! no one can keep up with me like you do. “ she threw her hands up in the air, claiming her innocence. while serena was gone during summer, andy seemed to find herself missing her friend every time she went out clubbing or drinking. nobody else could match her energy as well as serena. what a wonderful thing for these two to find each other at the exact same time and place. “ they’ll be talking about it for ages ” it wasn’t bizarre for andy or serena to have their names rolling off everyone’s tongue— they were used to it. it was astounding how creative some tabloids would get when writing about these two. “ but listen, if they even dare to say you are a fucked up it girl, i’ll will personally trash their office... with chicken’s poo. nobody puts baby in the back or whatever patrick dempsey says on tiny dancer ” andy shrugs, a smile upon his face. maybe alcohol was starting to impair her better judgement. “ ughhhhhhh ” andy groans frustrated throwing her head back in a tantrum, a little louder than she should have, gaining the pair a few stares from the people around them. “ men can be so.......” andy’s facial expressions changing to express disgust as the struggled to find the right words, “ ugh— that’s what they are. i have neither the time nor dedication to deal with someone who will only make my wrinkles grow and my hair thin out. ” where was this sudden hatred for relationships coming from ? andy’s never been in love, nor she wanted to after seeing her parents struggle to keep their relationship alive. maybe one day she will be ready— but if the day never comes, she is perfectly okay being the ‘ cool auntie andy ‘. “ know we are talking ” andy exclaims cheerly as serena takes the shot, and decides to join her with one— the tequila leaving her tongue with a bitter taste. “ i know you care, same goes to you. i care about you and i’m here for you. but, “ she paused to shrug her shoulders, “ i don’t know. i don’t want to ruin this moment talking about crappy stuff. ” her lips turning into a soft smile before suddenly changing the mood to a happy one “ it’s stripping time !! ” 

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lyrafms​:

         ‘ you  know  if  you  want  my  help  ,  i’d  suggest  you’d  take  it  down  a  notch  .  or  two  .  especially  if  you  want  to  avoid  seeing  any  fysio         or  me  rating  you  out  to  madame  .  your  choice  .  ’  arrogance  laced  her  voice  thickly  .  her  being  off  her  feet  sounded  like  music  to  her  ears  ;  they  always  went  toe  to  toe  in  classes  ,  equally  as  good  in  ballet  ,  which  brought  it  difficulties  with  it  .  ‘  am  i  hearing  this  correctly ?  you’re  actually  considering  taking  the  pain  killers  ?  ’ she  scoffed  .  ‘  what  happened  with  the  judgement  ? ’

“ and you would be more than delighted to have me gone. with me out of the way, you won’t have any competition. ” andy squinted her eyes at lyra, reading right through her. there’s a reason they are not friends— they both want to be the best and they ARE the best. “ if you rat me out to madame, i will make sure i take you down with me. eye for an eye. ” there was no way andy would let lyra be the one to stop her, much less let her get ahead “ my judgement is better than it ever was. so please, lead the way ” there is of course a small voice quietly nagging at the back of andy’s mind, reminding her that she might not feel this way tomorrow and that her actions will have repercussions, and perhaps ones of great severity— but some pain killers are exactly what she needs right now. 

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Orange blossom, tulip, peony ❤️

❛ ▒ * — ORANGE BLOSSOM | If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

totally yes. question is, who wouldn’t ? i’ve always wanted twins, a boy and a girl, and hopefully the girl looks like me and the boy looks like their father, francisco lachowski... what ? a girl can dream. 

❛ ▒ * — TULIP | For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

one of those sprinkled cakes or one of those that has a barbie that looks like you on the top. love vainilla cakes with dulce de leche as filling. or milky way cakes. my mouth is watering thinking about cakes. can we get all of that in one cake ? qu'ils mangent de la brioche.

❛ ▒ * — PEONY | What's your favorite hot beverage?

hot cocoa with some marshmallow. ah, chef’s kiss. 

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daisy , oxlip , rose !

❛ ▒ * — DAISY | How old were you when you had your first kiss?

i think i was thirteen or fourteen and i had a crush on this boy. one day we were all playing truth or dare and my friends, knowing i liked him, dared him to kiss me. he shot me an ‘ are you okay with this ‘ look and i just smiled and before you knew it, our lips were smashed together ! and it was messy and horrible, and that was the end of my crush.

❛ ▒ * — OXLIP | Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

i think i would. depends for how long and if it’s worth it— i think i might miss my significant other too much. but also, i could always go visit. 

❛ ▒ * — ROSE | Are you currently in love with someone?

i am not actually. i think i’ve never been in love. 

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Rhododendron, Carnation, Magnolia

❛ ▒ * — CARNATION | If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

this is the moment I should probably say something like prince or michael jackson ( would love to see a michael jackson concert live but )— or queen. But honestly, right now I am in the mood for some Harry Styles— or if one direction decides to show up at my doorstep and give me a private concert, i wouldn’t mind. 

❛ ▒ * — RHODODENDRON | What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

so this might sound cliche but hear me out, okay? i was dancing gracefully ( like I always do, of course ) and suddenly my legs snap ! they just break ! both of them ! and it felt so real, i woke up ( almost ) crying. 

❛ ▒ * — MAGNOLIA | Favorite kind of candy?

i might have to say chocolate ? i can’t choose. sometimes I want sour patches, sometimes i want chocolate, sometimes I want cotton candy. 

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✿ send me a floral question ✿

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?

Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?

Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?

Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

Poppy: What color was your childhood home?

Hydrangea: Starbucks order?

Violet: Do you like where you're from?

Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?

Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?

Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?

Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

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°。iMSG ✉︎ : unknown

rex : such bullshit that homecoming game was cancelled

rex : glendale just too afraid of losing ?

andy: spoken like a true sore loser

andy: glendale could crush your ass in their sleep

andy: how did you get this number anyway

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wildflcwers​:

“ i’m no ballerina . ”  serena retorted , eyebrows raised . “ although as you know , after a few drinks i do tend to think i’m one . like that one time i thought it was a good idea to imitate some of your moves . pretty sure i almost broke every bone in my body . “ she admired the dedication and hard work andy put into her training . serena could never have that kind of discipline . she was too much of a free spirit to ever be committed to one thing . “ oh , here we go ! “ serena encouraged with a grin . the bartenders and patrons were already on alert , sneaking glances at the two girls any chance they could get . albeit serena knew they wouldn’t get kicked out regardless . it was good publicity for the bar , and money . no one spent more than her and andy , usually . “ i did . long time ago . remember the sheppard wedding ? “ serena spoke , pausing in between her words to take another shot . “ but i was dumb and picked someone i have feelings for . or , HAD feelings for . “ she clarified and cleared her throat for a moment . “ the messiness kind of took the fun out of it . “ alas , serena had no regrets other than leaving town afterwards . that didn’t make things any less messy . “ i’ll also need you at my wedding with a getaway car when i inevitably make a run for it . “ she didn’t see herself as the type to ever get married . she had far too many daddy commitment issues for that . “ did you hookup with someone this summer ? “ she grinned in amusement . “ i will need details . you can’t just say that and give me nothing afterwards . “ well i thought it would make me feel better but now it actually just makes me sad . “ serena pouted , but the pout soon disappeared when the tray of shots arrived . the blonde’s smile lit up her entire face . “ madame corrine ? shoot , i was planning on texting her right now . “ serena assumed it was andy’s ballet instructor . they didn’t know each other too much on a deep level , but serena really had grown to care about andy a lot . they were developing a friendship that was more than just wild adventures - at least , she hoped so . “ is it bad that i’d rather just say screw classes and go to italy instead ? “ she asked , already knowing andy would encourage the idea . “ italian guys are hot but very arrogant . french men are where it’s at . “ her hand cupped the shot gloss but serena didn’t take it just yet . instead , she looked at andy for a brief moment . “ everything’s okay though , right ? “

“ i’m sure i have a key to the ballet studio somewhere in my bag ” she stopped whatever she was doing to start rummaging through her bag, a mischievous idea popping in her head. “ we could always go to the studio someday and i will teach you a few moves. but only if we are drunk, i won’t have it any other way” she pointed out, “that way— when we go out clubbing— i won’t outshine you and you won’t break anything ” she raised her eyebrows and put on a serious face for a moment trying to hold in a laughter. her facade only lasted a couple of seconds before she threw her head back in laughter. “ i’m joking, your dance moves are the b-o-m-b, s” she spelled out before bopping serena on the nose. andy tried fixing her shirt, her lacy white bra more exposed that it needed to be after she unbuttoned her shirt earlier. “ see, that’s what i mean ! you don’t even have to get married— here’s the plan: i get to have slutty wedding sex and then, before you can say i do at the altar, i’ll be outside with the getaway car. the story of the century. ” andy spilled out confidently, truly believing that was her best plan yet. andy sighed before taking another shot, letting the liquor linger on her mouth before gulping it down. how many shots had she taken already ? four ? surely not enough yet. she placed her elbows on the bar before putting her face between her hands, her cheeks flushed, “ahhh, like i said: total asshole. was it good ? yes. would i do it again ?” she scrunched up her nose and glanced at serena, “ absolutely no. he’s not worthy— too much trouble. ” maybe she would do it again. she was as unpredictable as ever but in part, andy was telling the truth. the boy was too much trouble and reminded her of the night the student was killed— it would tarnish her reputation for people to find out she was more involved  in what happened than what they believe. “ you wouldn’t dare text madame ! she would probably kill me for drinking and give me a lecture about ‘blah blah blah, a ballerina can’t drink blah blah blah’” she mimicked madame corrine and moved her hand like she would move a puppet as if it was talking. “ not bad at all—heck, i’m right behind you. it’s time we take over italy ” she encouraged serena’s idea without a second thought. “ but aren’t french men smelly ? ” she laughed, srunching up her nose as if she smelled something terrible. she was taken by surprise with serena’s sudden question. her heart warm, knowing her friend actually cared for her well-being. however, she wasn’t ready to tell anyone just yet what was going on with her mother. once again drowning in on another shot, she smiled tilting her head to the side, “ yes ! i’m totally fine. feeling like i’m kind of leaving you behind though.” she laughed while nodding at the shot lingering on serena’s hand.