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somnophilia, DNI if it makes you uncomfortable. stoner!scaramouche x fem!reader. smut. somnophilia. thigh fucking. sleepy, horny, and in love scara. brief mention of marijuana.

anyways, i am high and a little drunk, so here is some somnophilia. i am also a little sad. i ordered a phone case with aventurine on it and some asshole stole it off my porch when it was delivered.

the first thing scaramouche feels when he wakes up is warmth. not just any warmth. soft, naked warmth. involuntarily, he moves his fingers, feeling the soft skin of your stomach on the pads of his fingers.

his eyes snap open, and he freezes. you are fast asleep, and very naked next to him. you didn't wake up in the middle of the night, and leave. you are still right here next to him.

scaramouche realizes that got the shy, sweet school nerd to go to bed with him last night. you, the one girl on campus he is hopelessly in love with.

you saw him for what he really is last night. a stoner, hopeless loser who is too afraid to even talk to the girl he is in love with. he is amazed that he is even waking up next to you in his arms. he is sure he didn't move or let go of you all night.

he is afraid to even move at first. if he did, he would realize this was a cruel dream, and you would suddenly fade away.

he whisked you away from a boring campus party last night. he took you back to his dorm, smoked pot with you, and watched shitty reality tv. you made fun of the obvious assholes with him, and theorized who was going to cheat on who, or fight with next.

he suddenly blushes thinking about how adorable your giggle sounds when you are high. you are normally so quiet, but it seemed like you relaxed around him, and were more vocal.

did he bring that side out of you, he wonders? he really hopes so. he wonders if it's selfish of him to hope that he is the only one who has seen that side of you.

his blankets were askew around you, revealing his bruising bite marks. he inhales shakily, taking in the tapestry of blossoming purple. it was like he splashed art on your already beautiful, once unmarked skin.

they weren't just on your neck. they are on your shoulders, your collarbones, your chest. he sure found out just how vocal you could be. once he worked up the nerve to kiss you, he couldn't stop. not even while he was hastily working you out of your clothes.

admiring his work makes his cock twitch, and harden. you sounded so fucking sweet moaning like a slut for him while he licked, and enjoyed your pussy. whimpering about you didn't care if it is his tongue, or his cock, you just want him inside you somehow.

sounded so fucking adorable begging him to use you as he pleases. hearing you scream his name while you were cumming, clawing at his back was the best fucking sound he'd ever heard.

if someone told him yesterday that he would be fucking, and cumming inside the girl he loves later that night, he would've called them an idiot.

he hisses quietly at how hard he is. he can't help himself. he needs you. now. but, he couldn't bear to wake you up.

he gingerly puts his hard cock between your plush thighs. "i'm sorry," he murmurs as he gently thrusts "need you..so badly..now," his cock pulses hard between your thighs.

he swallows his moans, bringing one of his hands up to fold greedily around your breast. "so soft, so warm," he exhales shakily, gently pinching your nipple. he strokes it hard between the pads of his fingers, wishing he could roll you over and suck on them while he fucks your thighs.

"i won't be long. promise," he whispers, squeezing his eyes shut. he knew he wasn't going to last long. your thighs felt way too fucking heavenly enveloping his cock. you smell way too good. your skin looks way too beautiful covered painted with his bite marks of raw passion.

you feel way too perfect against him.

scaramouche curses softly as one whimper escapes him. "fuck, just a little more," he swallows another moan as his cock pulses hard, "my good, sweet girl," he bites his lip hard as cum spurts between your thighs.

he continues thrusts for a few moments, lost in the soft warmth of your thighs, his cum wet against his cock. his hips come to a stop, and he pants quietly, holding you against him.

he is reluctant to move, and take his cock from between your thighs. he has to get cleaned up, though. sighing in discontent, he gets up and heads to the bathroom to grab a towel.

he cleans your thighs before his cock, kissing you on the head before going to pack a bowl to smoke with you when you wake up. then he is going to take you out to a late breakfast, and somehow convince you to spend the weekend in his dorm with him. preferably naked.

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shinesev69

I recently saw a video collage of my winter art in TikTok and, ahem!.. Why didn't anyone come up to me and kick my ass so that I could correct my signature, seriously, it gets in the way so much, why didn't I notice it before? well, you probably won't find her now -=- As for my other job, I'm currently designing a calendar based on our native "The Freak Circus", although it will be in Russian (my native language), and most likely it won't be ready until next week, as there are some "special conditions" in its creation (and I'm still in college, so I have other assignments).

sviteer

Captured fairy

celabi

Lmao I had to show you this photo that I saw. it reminded me of that one part of your ‘soon to be’ in chapter three for scara

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Just a little writing idea! This ARG has actually changed my view on life because it's heartbreaking 🥹

PS. I would 100% crack Chris. 😁

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Truthfully, when Chris first heard Andrew's voice, he didn't recognize it. His friend looked older, grown. It made him realize just how much time had passed since he last saw him, gods he wished he could have seen him grow up to be the young man he seems to be. Chris would stick to watching from afar, attempting to miss lead Andrew away from the wells, the bones. He wanted to keep Andrew's goodness. He could see it in how Andrew viewed the world around them, the world they built together. He loved his friend dearly and wished he could be reunited with him, but Chris knew a time would come where he could see him again properly and actually talk to him, not run away the first time Andrew notices him. Even if Andrew doesn't know it's actually him right now.

Just a casual enjoyer of a good game!

#andrewgaming67 #chris andrewgaming67 #chrisdrew #mossyrose #doomed yaoi

foxxieskies

Anatomy practice/body headcanons with PDH Ein… I think he’s fit but doesn’t have much defined muscle outside his arms (which you can’t rlly tell in this cuz I suck at finding a middle ground but whatever) cuz he doesn’t actually work out he just kinda. Lives. At most I think he’d have a punching bag but less for working out purposes and more for learning how to fight reasons

I was also gonna make one for Emerald Secret but I got lazy. He’s basically the same just scrawnier with more scars and a lot less healthy looking cuz I feel like he would neglect himself in favor of doing whatever the Demon Warcunt asked of him

foxxieskies

The way Ein is treated in PDH S2 is genuinely so frustrating as someone who loves to pick apart characters and their mindsets.

This first section is built on speculation, but I feel like it’s heavily implied that the all-werewolf school he transferred from was very traditional in the way they handled pack politics and daily life. Sniffing people upon first meeting, strict adherence to werewolf rules and customs, how confused and/or uncomfortable he gets when things are settled in a more “human” manner, etc. Like how the fuck is he meant to know things don’t work that way there…? They keep throwing curveball after curveball at him and getting mad when he doesn’t react like everyone else. And it’s not like any of the other werewolves were gonna explain to him how things work at their school considering they all hate him, and Aphmau can’t help with that either because she’s absolutely fucking clueless about the culture she’s shoved herself into and doesn’t bother explaining to him why she leads the way she does outside of “this is how I do things!”. He suddenly went from a very rigid form of the pack system to this weird, mixed-up version, not to mention suddenly going from an all-werewolf school to one with students of all kinds of different races(?) with no adjustment period. Moving schools is already a difficult process for kids but I can only imagine something like that would make it a million times harder. Especially with no support from your peers.

Also I’m sorry but I do not feel fucking bad for Dottie, Daniel, and Rylan having to pick one of them to be the omega. Love them but they didn’t give two shits about bullying and isolating the omega until it got turned around on them and they realized it wasn’t fun being harassed. Maybe I’m just a petty bitch but if I was in Ein’s position and I could get back at someone who bullied me by putting them in my place I would do it too. “Oh well he went too far with it!” I don’t fucking care! He is a 15 year old child who suddenly went from being hated and harassed by his entire community to being in charge of all of them within a day. Obviously it’s going to get to his head. OBVIOUSLY he’s going to do stupid shit because he feels suddenly untouchable. I’m not going to blame a child for not being mature enough to responsibly lead an entire group of like a hundred other children or handle his emotions properly!

Anyway, proceeding to show Aaron keeping his role as omega instead of picking one of those three to make Ein look like an unreasonable asshole was also just an insane thing to witness cuz how on gods green earth was he supposed to know he could do that. The teacher’s reaction in the flashback shows plain as day that that is not something that’s happened before and it’s not like he told Aphmau or Ein they were allowed to do that so how the fuck was he supposed to know that was possible. And it’s not like he was even in the wrong for picking an Omega in the first place because he was LITERALLY TOLD TO. “Oh it’s different bc those three are pups! They can’t defend themselves!” and yet the weakest members of the pack are ALWAYS candidates to be the Omega? You can’t tell us werewolf rules and then expect us to think Ein is in the wrong for adhering to them, that’s fucking stupid.

And, a little bit of a tangent, the fact that the scene of Ein telling Kai he can’t compete to be the werewolf alpha is framed in a way to make it seem like EIN is the one in the wrong is actually fucking bonkers. Kai is not apart of that culture. He has no fucking right trying to insert himself in their politics let alone LEAD them. Ein was completely justified in telling him to fuck off no matter his intentions. Sorry not sorry.

And, love Jess to bits, not trying to come for her, but the entire “Ein was manipulating Aphmau all along” twist was fucking stupid. It relies almost entirely on you watching Emerald Secret alongside it in order for it to not be obviously out of left field. And I’m sorry but if you need to watch an entirely different series for your twist to work, it fucking sucks. The only actual hint toward it is the other wolves being weirded by him but even then it’s implied that’s because he’s 1. A transfer from a different pack and 2. The omega??? So it’s like okay what else do we have. Him finding Aphmau being the alpha as a human weird? Okay well that’s not a hint either cuz it literally IS weird considering she is not apart of their culture. Him insisting Kai can’t compete to become the alpha? Also not a hint because YEAH THATS FUCKING CRAZY???? Not to mention there is no 15yo on this planet who is that good at manipulation. Sorry but it’s true. I think the plot would’ve worked a lot better if they’d gone the “power corrupts’ route instead of the “secret evil master manipulator” route. But yk we can’t have TOO many people sympathizing with our villain, or else they might realize a grown man coming back to beat up this high school sophomore is fucked up! Speaking of.

The fact that we, as the audience, are supposed to see Aaron, a grown man, sneaking into the school in a stolen uniform, beating the shit out of this 15yo child because he tried to sabotage his relationship with another 15yo (which like, technically a dick move but also get away from that little girl), and then throwing one of the kids who is SHOWN to have bullied Ein out with him to make it look like he did it, and view that as a GOOD THING is actually horrific. Aaron gets a pass for this and all the other weird or straight up awful shit he does but god forbid Ein step one foot out of line or else he’ll suffer the narrative’s wrath!

And then he gets manipulated and exploited by a literal demon from hell and somehow he is still the devil! Yeah man! Whatever!

Anyways, rant over. I hate this series and this fandom for the way they treat Ein and refuse to see the nuance in his character.