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[crzydemona]

They aren't dancers, so when they get the moves 98% right I feel like they deserve a shout-out.

Woorim, my man, why? Why is it always you doing your own thing?

[andyrasstuff]

🕍 - - - #paris (at Lycée Saint-Louis) https://www.instagram.com/p/B81POGXBSjw/?igshid=13zxieu6hxy81

[andyrasstuff]

Nostalgic sceneries... - - - #paris #notredame #vintage #nostalgia #garden (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8v7VDjB4kY/?igshid=1vc7ddtslkoe0

[andyrasstuff]

Strolling through Parisian side streets... - - - #paris #travel #travelphotography #randomphotography #pantheon #pantheonparis #france (at Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7lQlf9BkgO/?igshid=bvtl76c3t3vb

[andyrasstuff]

[andyrasstuff]

Strolling aimlessly through Parisian streets... - - - #paris #pantheon #pantheonparis #sidestreet #france #travel #travelphotography #randomphotography (at Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7lQJMyhHWx/?igshid=f8r1dwulrg2w

[andyrasstuff]

Reposted Sunrise over the Atlantic ✈️ #travel #travelphotography #planewindow #planewindowview #clouds #sunrise #ocean #sunriseontheocean #flight #overtheatlanticocean #overtheatlantic #mobilphotography #iphonephotography #travelling (at Atlantic Ocean) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Gb4ySBLac/?igshid=1vi48riyb9eyy

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[spacejellyfish3]

The Murder Strut perfected.

[djgrannyglasses]

I used to do this in high school and I used to shove a lot of boys lmao oops.

[misapyon]

Reblog if you're a beatlemaniac

i wonder how many beatlemaniacs are on tumblr

[andyrasstuff]

#naturephotography #photography #randomphotography #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #tree #trees #eerie #nature #creepy https://www.instagram.com/p/Bupp4QJgxdE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2j6m1p04bktw

[andyrasstuff]

Sunset is my favorite color. #photography #randomphotography #sunset #sunsetmountain #sunsetbeach #sunsetvolcano https://www.instagram.com/p/BuDD06MgDVo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d2f0m5izudri

[andyrasstuff]

One of the saddest things in life, is the things one remembers. -Agatha Christie. #photography #randomphotography #reflection #woods #sunglasses #memories #trees #sky https://www.instagram.com/p/Btzcz1rhqih/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dfc35318in2b

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[reddarchivesdeadaccount-deactiv]

Well played

[generic-account-here]

I need

[eriitime]

Give me my gordon ramsay my day has been bad and i need it

[maxtheidiot]

PLEASE

[stainablesilver]

peals

[majorasmssk]

Please

[thesoundofmadness]

Please

[cinammon-roll-panda]

I want a salty British man in my dms

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

holy cow is this real

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

IT’S REAL EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS INHUMAN

[hashtag-put-murdoc-back]

blease

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

I want

[the-cephalon-weave]

Feed me the ram

[feniczoroark]

I hunger for the ram

[eat-a-friggin-snickers]

pls give meh ram

[dailypattondoodles]

PLEASE

[flickering-starlight]

please

[agirlwithstars4eyes]

Pleaseee

[castor-waking]

Everyone’s getting so excited over Peter Kavinsky, but they forget the original Soft Jock™, Scott “My mom buys all the groceries” McCall. ICONIC.

[andyrasstuff]

[mortraineys-blog]

[icantbelieveitsnotsanity]

i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

[scarlet-cyanide-deactivated2013]

is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

[katsuskiess]

you need this in your blog