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mysharona1987

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

icantbelieveitsnotsanity

i love this firefighter i hope he gets his dick sucked

evilwizard

How many wizard crimes have you commited so far?

~97%

evil-minion-82

*pulls out an old worn notebook*

Oh great and powerful one, my notes say you’ve only reached 93%. Please don’t embellish your gains

evilwizard

ahahahaha, number 82, i can always count on you to keep me on track! but my evil investors are expecting 97%. so why don’t we just put down 97% huh <|:)

king-dyna

Wizard fraud raises you to 94%

evilwizard

yippee!

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Sunrise in the Smokies,TN. (OC)[7952x5304] - Author: sxahme3 on Reddit

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Mt Rainier, Washington (3072x4080)[OC] - Author: [deleted] on Reddit

lakevida

lingua-mortua

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

evangelinedares

I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!

They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:

Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️

favoriteanimal

necesito CHANCHISIMO

tapireye-deactivated20220708

maybe once every 3 weeks i think about how Chelsea manning snuck incriminating files past military security by putting them on a blank cd with ‘lady gaga’ written on it

imat711yallneedanything

what

tapireye-deactivated20220708

“On January 5, 2010, Manning downloaded the 400,000 documents that became known as the Iraq War logs. On January 8, she downloaded 91,000 documents from the Afghanistan database, known later as part of the Afghan War logs. She saved the material on CD-RW and smuggled it through security by labeling the CD-RW media “Lady Gaga”. She then copied it onto her personal computer.“ from her wiki lmaoo she’s an icon

lastoneout

I think the chocolate guy should be allowed to make a giant chocolate dick if he wants to okay he’s earned it

honeylavendermilktea

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

headspace-hotel

Jobs ranked by how funny it would be if a robot takes them

I think "youth pastor" is probably up there

qv

guy that covers himself in silver paint and does the robot dance

softlenaluthor

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

quadradaz

Bard dueling

largishcat

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired

basketcat

i love yugioh

ot3

there are no hard rules for human interaction but honestly i think everyone online would benefit hugely from operating under the assumption that, unless you have been given a specific reason to think otherwise in discrete instances, internet strangers do not want to be approached with:

your trauma, illnesses, or deep-rooted self worth issues

any come-ons or sexual content

over-familiar playful rudeness

information about your dnd characters/ocs

disagreements with their harmless subjective opinions

if it is your first time speaking with someone i can not highly enough recommend that these do not be your opening topics

normal-horoscopes

Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

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Goblin code looks incomprehensible but if you take the time to look through it, you realize it's actually optimized in ways you never thought were even possible. Goblins are responsible for like 75% of every games modding community. Goblins all run Linux.

There is no orc game larger than a gigabyte. There are legends of an orc coder who successfully ran DOOM on a raw lamb shank.

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Halfling code is full of charming little comments like "//whew! This routine was a real nut to optimize" that you eventually come to learn are expressions of deep, murderous rage.

Elf code rhymes.