daisy fresh

the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry

[satinkilos-deactivated20190924]

[codyfernsource]

AHS | 1984

[missmischevious]

New vid of Cody and Eric via @tomlikessturtles on Instagram.

[simonghostrileys]

Omg Eric you’re so extra 😂 Btw Cody’s voice sound so high pitch 😱

[mercifuldeaths]

What is he even saying? Usually my Aussie translation is fine but he’s so hype idk what he’s trying to communicateeeee

[mercifuldeaths]

Got it! They’re playing that game ‘Werewolf’ and he’s complaining how annoying the ‘tanner’ role is.

My relatable king Cody comin in speaking for the people. 

[newportbarbies]

his hand? i hold that his weed? i roll that his house? i clean that his food? i cook that his bitch? i am that

[31st]

HELP

[tropicalwave]

[lathraios]

“When angels visit us, we do not hear the rustle of wings, nor feel the feathery touch of the breast of a dove; but we know their presence by the love they create in our hearts.”

- Mary Baker Eddy

[househunting]

$227,900/9 br/6000 sq ft

Scranton, PA

built in 1920

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[strainingourlungs]

just an empty shell.

[crucifixionbaby]

Carrie (1976)

[anemia-doll]

in the words of dylan klebold,, , "fuck me die me"

[ever-lastingcontrast]

[iwxntedhappiness]

fAsTeR ThAn YouRS

[anemia-doll]

cHaSiNg tHe lAdIeS

[pathologising]

[fancyglamqueen]

[devilsbabydoll666-deactivated20]

Visit Original Link

dylan saying “god dammit”

i made this on accident oops

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]