one step ahead of the shoe-shine

dani/annie ☆ 19 ☆ where i enter fandom spaces too late from

[anemonysm]

found this a few weeks back and thought it'd make a fun template for some icebreakers with my current pfp! :)

here are some of my frequently used tags as well:

annie thoughts: all of my "original" posts, including reblogs with stuff i add

ask annie: my asks answered (also tagged under annie thoughts)

annie draws: my art

annie writes: my writing (my AO3 is the same handle as on here btw)

the chop of 26: this one's just for funnies but if you type this in, you'll see my 3am haircut saga from back in february

[anemonysm]

welp. see y’all in 19½ hours after i’ve watched the last act in theatres 😳

[anemonysm]

insane to me that will.i.am's production abilities peaked like 3 years into his career with the black eyed peas and then immediately after he proceeded to create the most annoying bs i've ever heard for the next 20 years 💀

[voidaj]

bring back irl juicy stores

[anemonysm]

I cannot possibly recommend the IDW Jem comics enough. They are SO good and such a great reimagining of the IP for the 21st century. For any Jem fans who haven’t checked them out, please get your hands on ‘em.

[arinewman7]

Early Winter

Anna Weyant

oil on canvas, 2023

[anemonysm]

i miss the daycare attendant dawg when are we getting new canon content for him :/

[katiknitt]

happy lesbo week, almost forgot to post this here

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[anemonysm]

Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (1971)

[anemonysm]

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[anemonysm]

Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (1971)

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[anemonysm]

Mom’s watching Death Note for the first time and she just called Ryuk "the ghoul" 🤡 🤦‍♀️

[anemonysm]

Update: She has also referred to L as “Al.”

[anemonysm]

"i have no nose and i must sneeze" - my roommate

[paper-lilypie]

can ads stop fucking Doing That every time I try to scroll past them. im going to harm someone

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism