is something wrong milady DRUGHEADS DNI

Elected king of tumblr dont use g**gle to read my profile you cheater >:( 82

[anew-jackson]

current aesthetic: the history teacher jackson jockey who’s high key boiling in oil

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[jabberding0]

[anew-jackson]

violet you say..

[vonsalomonii]

[bruzum]

[brapclinic]

[hphatecraft]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[anew-jackson]

Are u andrew jackson

dos THIS answer your question

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Because he was a Democrat

[beardedmrbean]

[sawbuckplus]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[oars-deactivated20220516]

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

[morvay]

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

[oars-deactivated20220516]

cells are crying and whimpering every day

[t4tvampireisms]

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[thenerdinyourwalls]

decided to make a babytube video 😭

[bloodfoil-deactivated20260301]

trad women think they're such geniuses when you say you hate your job and they give you a look like "well I know a solution to that" like yeah thanks I'd love to replace being financially independent with sexual slavery and guaranteed domestic violence you actual moron

[euronymous4e]

Housewives get punched. It happens 100% of the time. It's the law, actually.

[f101-voodoo-silver]

And they always get raped too, because every man is contractually obligated to rape their wife as many times as they can, in fact.

[euronymous4e]

For these reasons, it's better for a woman to not marry, have no kids, and be a wage slave until the day she dies. The tombstone says Here lies so-and-so: efficient employee and financially independent woman.

[labcorpp-deactivated20260304]

me when i’m a gay faggot and miss the plot completely

[anew-jackson]

me when i’m a cool guy who enjoys video games and a good brewski with the fellas!

[labcorpp-deactivated20260304]

no you’re fine only because sometimes you’re funny if these retards had an ounce of humor it would be more plausible but they really just suck ass and are not funny how can you be racist and hateful and suck ass at it i don’t get it its very embarrassing

[anew-jackson]

me when the atrocities hold beauty beyond resistance

[anew-jackson]

i know these tags were for the OP but they’re way funnier if you incorrectly think they’re on this reblog chain