A new day

[just-shower-thoughts]

Oxygen is plant fart

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[ruineshumaines]

Noel Badges Pugh on Tumblr.

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do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

[freeteddybearhugs-blog]

I think about this a lot

[troll-bridge]

There’s a word for this:

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[trashboat]

its happening

[brilliantinemortality]

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

[kitsunecoffee]

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

[hate-deactiv]

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

I remember watching this holy shit

[cutsycats]

Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight.

[radiantbutterfly]

Lazy cat is an opportunist

[sermna]

abysswalkercrocker!!!!!!!

[anewdayanewlife]

@man-thatswhatshesaid

[staypozitive]

[staypozitive]

[sheisraging]

Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: No.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: No.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you?

Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it?

Rabbi: Ask me again.

Cindy: Can I be a Jew?

Rabbi: Yes.

[somethingratchet]

I cried so hard during this scene.

[spacevinci-blog]

First of all, this is beautiful.

Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in.

Third of all, this is beautiful.

[sandandglass]

[dressinguptokiss]

This is even funnier and more epic when you realize he has no idea what’s behind him.

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if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

[anewdayanewlife]

@man-thatswhatshesaid

[crazypeoplejail]

[loki-cat2]

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“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.”

Calvin and Hobbes (via icarusambition)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying there are no aliens is like scooping a tea cup into the ocean and saying [there are] no fish

[deep-sexts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

3 out of 5 stars is GOOD. 6/10 is OKAY. 60% is BAD.

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Eleven your Ten is showing