93 Diagon Alley

almost 30 and dead i guess

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[teathattast]

[kelssiel]

people in your 30’s?

heating blanket cuz your muscles be hurtin

expensive meats 🍖

old people candles that smell like “home” or “back then” 💚

a bottle of wine and hip implants :)

panera bread gift card because you love soup!

Voting ended onMay 6

[thehmn]

In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a spiraling marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[reading-writing-revolution]

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

[bixbythemartian]

here's the link to the source

she does lots of videos like this on her insta

[kave-elott-ne-szolj-hozzam]

hmm interesting

hmm that's nice

WHAT

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Crossover

[ID: Digital illustration of Tintin, Captain Haddock and Milou walking down a street as Sherlock Holmes and Watson (and Toby). Their outfits are based on the Granada adaptation /end ID]

[drizzly-bear]

[dittography-direwolf]

"This is an adult, mature look at superheroes!"

Oh so it examines things like the emotional toll that sort of lifestyle would take on someone, the distance it creates between them and normal people, how society would actually deal with the knowledge of gods walking among them, basically just a really genuine look at the reality of superpowers?

"What no it means the heroes swear and have sex and graphically murder people."

[dittography-direwolf]

[soulindisarray]

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

[duchessvongooseberg]

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[osmanthusoolong]

People who go to shows! Did you/have to heard that it’s gauche/poseur behaviour to wear the shirts of the band you’re seeing to the concert?

Yes

No

Heard it as a thing of the past

Other/nuance/button click

Voting ended onApr 15

Reblog for reach!

(I don’t think it matters, I’m asking if you’ve heard it)

[cumaeansibyl]

I have specifically heard that it's gauche to wear the concert/tour t-shirt you bought at the concert. The logic -- which I am not endorsing -- is that it makes you look like a fake fan who literally just heard of these people. If you just have a band shirt, or one from a previous tour, that's different.

I haven't been to many concerts in my life but I saw NIN in Philly earlier this year and it would have been very, very funny to tell all those middle aged people they couldn't wear their 10+ year old NIN shirts.

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[emanuelee]

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

[breadloco]

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

[jewperduper]

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

[ihatenearlyeverything]

the only thing that could top that clip is that story