Your Favourite One-eyed fiend back from the dead

[aneyeforhumour]

"Eat a fucking carrot Jack"

No

[aneyeforhumour]

“You know when you have a nap, then wake up like a year later? It’s fucking brutal on the back I’ll tell you that much.”

[aneyeforhumour]

It breaks my heart to log in here sometimes. I can never bring myself to retire this blog fully, but I've not been active in over a year.

[aneyeforhumour]

“Deah Directah, I’m nailing your daughtah”-York while really fucking drunk, probably

[aneyeforhumour]

So apparently Sam and I were York and Carolina at grad and I didn't even notice.

[aneyeforhumour]

I’m kind of laughing, like why the hell am I still gaining followers over here? I haven’t done shit here in almost 5 months

[mydeardollophead]

yorkalina smooches

[aneyeforhumour]

A tiny Ellie taps Jack. In her hand is a large mug of coffee. With a huge grin, she offers the mug to Jack. "Happy Father's Day!"

Jack looked down at his daughter with a look of affection and pride. He took the mug gratefully. After breathing in the aroma and taking a long sip, he scooped her up with his free arm. He had to take a moment to adjust, she was almost getting to big to be one-armed like that. “Thanks Squirt. But it’s only Father’s Day cause you’re around. So thank you for making being a dad so dang great.”

[hippocratessocrates]

dork-larue and I were talking about Carolina keeping Epsilon when he leaves the war. 

She ends up putting him in different appliances so he doesn’t have to live in her head.

SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME EPSILON IN A ROOMBA.

[happyfunballxd]

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR–!

[aneyeforhumour]

@thestupidmeanone

[aneyeforhumour]

Okay, but what the fuck?

[aneyeforhumour]

[Anyone actually notice I haven't been here at all? No? Cool]

[inabasket]

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

[grawly]

[aneyeforhumour]

@samilovesfirecrackers

[aneyeforhumour]

[Right, so not only is this a super shitty time of year for me, I’ve got exams, and I’m nurturing my star wars rp blog, so I likely won’t be on here much.]

[aneyeforhumour]

[Right, so not only is this a super shitty time of year for me, I’ve got exams, and I’m nurturing my star wars rp blog, so I likely won’t be on here much.]

[thegardenof-eden-deactivated201]

If they had a kid meme

[ancientforged]

Send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name:

Gender:

General Appearance:

Personality:

Special Talents:

Who they like better:

Who they take after more:

Personal Head canon:

[aneyeforhumour]

“My plan, then yours.” Jack pulled his anti tank mine off his back and threw it as hard as he could at the nearest exterior wall, and shot it. The debris exploded across the street, creating a huge dust cloud. “Come on!” He began sprinting, grabbing the back of her armour and pulling her with him.

[littlesundragonyang]

Yang watched in awe for a moment then felt the tug on her armor as he pulled her with him. “Let go of me!” The blonde shouted, turning briefly to fire behind them, knowing they weren’t just going to be left alone. “What the hell’s the plan now, York?!”

[aneyeforhumour]

"Run!" He pulled up a map on his hud, doing a quick check of the area. "3 blocks south is a high rise that's still more or less in tact. Right turn!" York skidded around the corner, and fired another two shots into two men running to renforce the others. "We make it there, then we're home free! Probably." Opening a coms chanel to the MOI, he turned off the external speaker in his helmet. "This is Agent Foxtrot-12 requesting evac. Package in hand, secondary objective is not complete, LZ is a high rise on the south end,only one still standing."

[aneyeforhumour]

Jack shook his head frantically. “Unless you’ve got a better idea.” A better idea. “Hey, how much explosive force does it take to take out a wall?” If they could throw a bag of ammo and some of the AT mines close enough to the supports of one of the bombed out buildings, they might be able to bring it down on or around the insurrectionists.

[littlesundragonyang]

“Fuck, man, I don’t know, you think I pay attention during those classes they teach. I learned that shit back in training, but god knows I can’t remember it. I’m good at improvising, not planning.” Yang thinks a little longer before sighing. “We don’t have any time. I’ll take left if you take right and we’ll see how we do?”

[aneyeforhumour]

"My plan, then yours." Jack pulled his anti tank mine off his back and threw it as hard as he could at the nearest exterior wall, and shot it. The debris exploded across the street, creating a huge dust cloud. "Come on!" He began sprinting, grabbing the back of her armour and pulling her with him.