WhoTookMyTomato

She/Her, 23. ,halo shitposter, Ghoap, MDNI, pfp by crookedteev

[whotookmytomato]

Fred: if I don't know when I'm going to die how could I possibly time my midlife crisis? the only reasonable response is to have an ongoing crisis

[whotookmytomato]

Fred has so many braincells and it's a tragedy that he only uses one

[whotookmytomato]

I just know at one point Mendez woke up and went outside to start his day only to find Grey team flag pole sitting

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[whotookmytomato]

[whotookmytomato]

Fred: here have my lucky four leaf clover, it's a little squished though because it was in my pocket when a truck ran me over

Veta:... Thanks?

[whotookmytomato]

Grey team 100% knew of all the psychedelic plants on Reach

[whotookmytomato]

Fred would go into a gay bar and it would take him at least an hour to realize it's a gay bar. He doesn't really understand the concept of buying someone you like a drink so he just thought everyone was being extra friendly. It would probably have a hella obvious name too. Linda and Kelly never let him live it down (they let him pick the bar and took bets on how long it would take him to realize. Linda won)

[whotookmytomato]

Kelly and Linda: *whisper whisper whisper*

Fred internally: oh no they're planning to prank me

[whotookmytomato]

I just know deep in my bones that John sleeps in The Master Chief Death Position ™

[tuljuns]

there are two types of halo fans: the super sweet people you meet on a random tuesday, and the other ones you have the displeasure of meeting and have to place restraining orders on

[whotookmytomato]

The Spartan IIs and IIIs would LOVE the warrior cats series

[themightyscoot]

Chapters: ½ Fandom: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nina Kovan/Bonita Stone Characters: Nina Kovan, Bonita Stone Additional Tags: Vacation, Shore Leave, Day At The Beach, Smut, Canon Compliant, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Fluff and Smut, Not Beta Read Summary:

It wasn’t often Spartan’s were given a vacation, but every once and awhile they could squeeze one in. Naturally, Kovan and Stone are more than happy to take some private time to themselves, indulging in the simple things in life - and each other.

[whotookmytomato]

Spartan IV trainees getting their asses kicked by Lucy and Tom is just beaming while watching and saying “that's my wife”

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're permanently stuck in the last show that you watched, how is it going?

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results

Voting ended onMar 24

[bloodgulchblog]

did you know locke's armor has toes

[themightyscoot]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Nina Kovan/Bonita Stone Characters: Nina Kovan, Bonita Stone, Erik Bender, Robin Dimik Additional Tags: Heavy Angst, Angst and Tragedy, Canon-Typical Violence, Rubicon Protocol Spoilers, Canonical Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Not Beta Read Summary:

Having some time to think, Spartan Nina Kovan reflects upon the last ten years of her life alongside Bonita Stone.

[whotookmytomato]

We all know about the purchasing of Naked Fred. But let me introduce you to something even better: Fred's leg