An ask meme with a bunch of lines from my favorite Spongebob episodes. This isn't meant to be too serious, I just really love spongebob and haven't seen an ask meme for it.
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo."
"Wumbology! the study of wumbo!"
"AND THEN THERE'S A GIANT FIST!!"
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
"Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."
"I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!"
"Oh boy! Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"
"And what's better than serving up smiles!?"
"Being dead, or anything else."
"See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'"
"Long, tan, *licks teeth* Handsome"
"Are they laughing at us? No, they are laughing next to us."
"Excuse me sir I hope my horrible ugliness doesn't distract you from the movie."
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
"Oh these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.... a bomb factory."
"the boy made you a sweater of his own tears, and you kill him."
"goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"
"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer eats the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die."
"you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaand stop."
"Don't worry captain we'll buff those scratches out."
"All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original."
"We're not cavemen! We have technology" *smashes the computer*
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
"You used me....for LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasnt very nice!"
“This isn’t your average every day darkness. This is....ADVANCED darkness”
“Assertive, not insertive, ya twit!”
*sticks finger in pocket* "beep beep"
"He's just standing there..... MENACINGLY!"
"don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
“I will dismantle this oppressive establishment BOARD BY BOARD!”
"Well maybe we would sound better if some people didn't play with BIG MEATY CLAWS"
"Oh good luck out there. I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen."
"You won't catch me when I shift into maximum overdrive!!"
"It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!"
"shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player."
“You don’t pay me. We don’t even exist! We’re just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”
"I only know fine dining and breathing."
"oh you mean like a weenie? MaY I TaKe YoUr hAt Sir?"
"the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
"You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?"
"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."
"And then the walls will ooze green slime!? Oh wait they always do that."
"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend well, that would just be okay."
“C’mon you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!”
"East? I thought you said weast?"
“We’ve been smeckledorfed!”
"Whatever doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt."
