Evil Dead: The Musical Sentences Starters.
❛ after a three hour drive, i can officially say, we’re here. ❜
❛ well, if you were good enough for my best friend to pick up drunk in a bar three days ago, then i just know you’re good enough for me to spend my only holiday of the year with. ❜
❛ this cabin deal better get me laid. ❜
❛ we’re not exactly renting this cabin. ❜
❛ she thinks she’s so smart just ‘cause she can read. ❜
❛ i have to ask a question to the gods above. how were we deemed worthy of this perfect love? ❜
❛ gimme some sugar, baby. ❜
❛ not bad for my first time, right? ❜
❛ ff the hero kills a hundred demons, i’d be the forgettable number thirty nine. ❜
❛ i wish you were my first time. ❜
❛ i’ve said more than five words without being interrupted! ❜
❛ can we kill these suckas yet? ❜
❛ what are you on, crack? ❜
❛ who can sneak a dead hooker out your hotel room? ❜
❛ how can you be so heartless, so bad? ❜
❛ honey, you got real ugly. ❜
❛ uh, this isn’t as bad as it looks! ❜
❛ don’t you wanna look beautiful, like me? ❜
❛ just try and fuck with me. ❜
❛ i picked up that skank drunk in a bar three days ago. ❜
❛ goddamn you woman, you fucking stabbed me! ❜
❛ in the future, i’d appreciate it if you could not fucking stab me! ❜
❛ i didn’t mean to hurt you. ❜
❛ i’m afraid i’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store. ❜
❛ what the fuck was that? ❜
❛ i can’t take this anymore! ❜
❛ she just ripped my pre-ripped abercrombie! ❜
❛ they say love is cruel, and i believe them. ❜
❛ i have one hand, thank you very much. ❜