kin hellscape

|| this is a brand spanking new blog, kiddos || || dave / dirk kin || || angel, 17 || || pls talk to me I am lonely ||

[hstexts]

[turing-tested]

i just realized i forgot to add dave to the coffee preferences post. Dave freezes apple juice in an ice tray and puts the cubes in his coffee because it makes his boyfriend cry.

[angel-strider-413]

Jake: Sakes alive! I recon you must be entrepreneurial alternate macrocosm bro or somesuch! This alt universe malarkey whatsit sure is a doozy. Pleasure to meet you i've been on tenterhooks too make your forthcoming acquaintance! This is simply the dickens, i am preposterously overzealous, you seem akin to a benign fellow. Sorry to bedevil you with preposterous infinitesimal botherations, not to assail you. I'll be bequeathing you your personal space lickity split. Dirk always did verbalize about his puzzlebuster bro and i would detest to besmirch the stider designation. This is just as splendid as a huckleberry. Enough of the bravado, my name is jake!

Dave, crying: i have no idea what youre saying

[today-in-homestuck]

It’s been one year since…

[S] Collide. [04/06/2016]

[candoaltitude]

should you read homestuck?

have you ever wished harry potter had more memes? is your favorite part of video games the sound design? are you fascinated by mysterious internet cryptids? do you yearn for the day that will smith is recognized as an important pop culture icon? do you wish you were more comfortable with writing in the second person point of view or verbs that start with the letter a? do you have a lot of free time?

[floyd]

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

[abstractinternetism]

[angel-strider-413]

my sister: bro wait a sec there are coffee grounds in the coffee pot

me, chugging a glass: fiber

[inefable-enigma]

Gorillaz | Humanz

[agentartorico]

Dave Strider

[turing-tested]

[kishidanchou]

koreanchainsaw asked:

dave singing to some crows in the park when it’s overcast

he’s singing love songs

[andygrayselfie]

PSA

Because April 1st is coming up, I feel the need to mention that my blog will not contain “screamers” of any sort. No pound noises unexpected, no “flashers”, no “jump scares”; none of that nonsense

[angel-strider-413]

I just want one moment to be happy about the things I've achieved and instead I just get yelled at for not making fucking rice to eat with my dinner what the fuck I don't understand...

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[imbrian-yoooooo]

It’s… BACK!

[williamdiangel0]

see you i a year

[dragoats]

A thrilling tale about a man and his love for squish and pizza rolls

[bananasandguavas]