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No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something
Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.
The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ
update:
he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!
lgb-bq :’)
The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.
http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7
a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ
god damn it
it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience
no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him
Holy fuck
i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.
Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it
No worries @loki-against-onision , I got one
Ok, so, I researched this. I read his court files.
What this guy did was he let two young couples who wanted to have sex away from their parents’ eyes into his house. Here’s a “statement of the facts” from an appeal after he was convicted:
“Fourteen-year-old Stephanie was dating 18 year-old Timothy Cutshall; fifteen-year-old Rachelle was dating 23 year-old Chris Hall. On the night in question, Hall and Cutshall asked the defendant to let them use his house for a liaison with the girls. The girls lied to their parents about where they were going, went to the defendant’s house, and had sex with Cutshall and Hall; the defendant never had sex with either girl.
“The evidence was in conflict as to whether the defendant knew that the girls were underage. There was no evidence that he knew they were younger enough than the men to render their otherwise consensual intercourse statutory rape. Finally, there was no evidence that he knew that the girls did not have their parents’ permission to go to his house. Nonetheless, the defendant was convicted of aiding and abetting statutory rape, second degree kidnapping, and taking indecent liberties with children.”
The person who shared his sex offender registry completely made up the “sexual assault” charge, and “kidnapping” didn’t sit right with me, so I looked into it. What actually happened was complicated. What it looks like to me is this dude, possibly under the influence of the alcohol he said ruined his life, made a stupid decision to trust these kids and had some creative prosecutors throw the book at him in every way they could think of.
Wow that’s way worse.
BBQ man is un-canceled. Let’s try and give him some happiness, he’s had shit luck.
can we acknowledge how important CONTEXT is when we are “exposing” peoples lives, past, and especially convictions? thanks.
double twist! let’s send bbq man sum luv
what the fuck is going on whAt
this post is a damn rollercoaster
Into The Spiderverse as John Mulaney Quotes
Peter B. Parker
Gwen Stacy
Spiderham
Miles Morales
Peni Parker
Peter Parker
Spiderman Noir
All rise for the female characters without sexualized outfits
*Caution content may include competent, strong, confident, and independent women being more awesome than you*
Disney princesses for the new generation
everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next
shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative
elaborate
u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity
also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery
i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around
lesbians are like onions
so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and
well
here ya go
250 miles
I’m having a fucking stroke
*vaguely scottish noises*
when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be, wanna be who go wih you.
if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be, wanna be who’s into you.
but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.
when I’m wock, yes I nonna be, nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.
an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.
but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds
nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)
when I’m luh’, well I nunna be, onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.
AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be, ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.
but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood
dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah
dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah
an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–
EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT
the fucking transcript i can’t
help im sobbing
The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
I laughed at this too much
All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin
aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce
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i need a full version of this pls
Young women need to hear this. It’s OKAY!
and young men
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
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This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
Imagine This
Imagine that your partner has been hitting you. Yelling at you. You’ve been married for a few years, you’re both in your 30s, you have a little daughter, and everything you do seems to be wrong. You’ve been made fun of, mocked and belittled by your partner.
But you need them, because you can’t take another failed relationship. You can’t be alone again, and they’ve got you convinced that all the beatings and scratches and scrapes are your fault.
You tell your friends and they laugh. No matter how many bruises or cuts you show them, it’s still your fault, so you hide them. You feel trapped, but you don’t feel like you can escape. You’re convinced that you’re just locking yourself in.
And you see online one day an article. Someone else went through what you have. They got the cuts, the bruises, the scratches. You see that here is hope and freedom from these beatings. The physical and emotional pain can go away, there is someone there to help!
So you write down a list of 10 abuse victim hotlines, for people being abused. And you call them one by one.
If you were a man:
6 of those hotlines would refuse to help because of your gender.
3 of those hotlines would refer you to or give you a number to a hotline dealing with people that abuse and are looking to stop.
1 of those hotlines would help.
Out of those 10, 2 of those would also laugh at you or say you deserved it.
If you were a woman:
10 of those hotlines would help.
Abuse is very scary, but what seems scarier to you; being abused, reaching out and getting the help you need, or being abused, reaching out and getting laughed and turned away over 60% of the time because of who you are?
Only 8% of men who call abuse hotlines find them ‘very helpful’ and get the assistance they need.
Women can abuse. Men can be abused. Men need equality and help too.
Wtf is this trash lol
how is this trash?
All they could say is “this is trash” because this study was written and published by a woman with a PhD and is comprehensive and heavily sourced.
Just to add some quotes found in the study from men who tried to seek help:
• They laughed at me and told me I must have done something to deserve it if it happened at all.
• They asked how much I weighed and how much she weighed and then hung up on me…I was told by this agency that I was full of BS.
• They accused me of trying to hide my “abuse” of her by claiming to be a victim, and they said that I was nothing more than a wimp.
• They didn’t really listen to what I said. They assumed that all abusers are men and said that I must accept that I was the abuser. They ridiculed me for not leaving my wife, ignoring the issues about what I would need to do to protect my six children and care for them.
And maybe the saddest one: They just laughed and hung up the phone.
Man can be abused too , this is not trash
My father had to suffer hell for years , and he ended up in hopsital too because of my mother . So don’t you dare to say that a man can’t suffer from abuse because that’s bullshit. It happens , it can happen to everyone . And the fact that people are not willing to help is just sick
This breaks my heart.
This is a conversation just as important as the conversation about abused women. We need to have it far more often.
As a woman who was abused by another woman I often feel invisible and marginalized in the discourse about abuse.
So when I see posts like this I reblog them instantly.
NO ONE should have their experiences mocked, belittled, dismissed, or erased.
