CO-CAPTAINS

the name's Li "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." "Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent underneath."

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[khmelisuneliart]

all that remains

[cherriielle]

bbc merlin you will ALWAYS be famous

[postcardsfromheapside]

back on my bullshit

[yorqia]

Solas giving up being a spirit for Mythal will never not hurt my feelings

[olidel]

[kelsochronicles]

Woo hoo! Annual Pride art has dropped for 2026 babes!

Full post here on Guerrilla’s socials

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[generaljenobi]

[viralfrog]

[jhtyrrr]

I wanted to draw some medieval clothes for Merlin and try new rendering tricks. The last sketch took 15 minutes lol but I like this little sorcerer hat and twisted magic staff

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[happyk44]

[ID: Gifset. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]

[dailyloki]

AVENGERS DOOMSDAY (2026) Tom Hiddleston as Loki Laufeyson

[simoneashley]

#ideal dynamic Louis and Lestat in Interview With the Vampire 3.06