Angela della Muerta

Queer, polyamorous, spoonie, nerd, rogue, Kitchen Witch, approaching 30. Special skills: anxiety, quoting films perfectly while sedation kicks in.

[itsallaboutthehair]

[lateknightradio]

@angeladellamuerta

[angeladellamuerta]

I really should get someone to film me doing this. Mine is at my knees and has yet to reach terminal length; I’m curious what that will be.

[dailydormer]

Natalie Dormer as Dr. Lexi T’Perro in Mass Effect: Andromeda.

[gayscifi]

purest thing ever: when u show affection to ur partner and they say ‘’gay’’

[lateknightradio]

@angeladellamuerta. This is the most you post there has ever been.

[angeladellamuerta]

True.

[kelpup-deactivated20210805]

“Witches: We Need You!”

Found this out in Los Angeles.

[lateknightradio]

@angeladellamuerta @muffystopheles

[obscurelocalstranger]

Accidentally just spent 3 hours drawing this on my phone because @cakesandfail and @needsmoarlizards were talking about discworld “impstagram”

I may have a problem.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Keyleth’s small crush on Vex is the reason why I stay awake at night

[sketchingsparrow]

Vax isn’t the only barber in the family ✨

[lesbianspaceprincess]

My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

[andisupreme]

It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.

[lycaboros]

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS FRIENDO BECAUSE THIS IS A PERFECT COMPARISON AND IT HAS RESTORED ME

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

…suddenly spell slots make sense to me. ok all magic users in dnd are spoonies it’s official

[angeladellamuerta]

When someone calls George Zimmerman & Darren Wilson "American heroes" you just have to tap out, that's not a rational human being.

[angeladellamuerta]

“You're an incredibly giving person, you do so much for people and expect nothing in return.” “Thanks. That'll be the years of experience I've had bending over backwards for people who hardly do the bare minimum for me then make me feel like I'm the asshole if I raise any objections or even look like I'm going to say no to them.”

[angeladellamuerta]

Lately my self care needs have been cocooning and being out of contact. Today it's letting people know I'm alive before going back into my isolation and watching all the stupid Jackie Chan movies I can get my idiot hands on.

I'm not okay, but it's okay. I'll be back around when I can be, until then you can call me Rip Hunter or The Doctor because I need some space and some time.

[angeladellamuerta]

I cannot draw. I am very bad at it. And because Issues created by Childhood Trauma, I lack the temperament to work through the Bad in an attempt to progress to Not Completely Sucking.

However, today I created my first fan art. It is Super Shitty, but it was always intended to be and thus I am very proud of it.

Observe my Shitty PSA Fan Art in all its terrible glory, with Scanlan Shorthalt (feat. Grog’s hand and a poking stick made by Percy).

[cinderfell]

my wifi is particularly bad tonight so i havent been lbing but i cant fuckign believe vex used her bra of holding for the cards and percy’s response was “i was going to say put it where no one will look but that works just fine”

i can’t believe marisha turned to tal and went “well, only you or her are going to find it”

#blessed

[luxheroica]

I cannot believe that Percy and Vex jumped directly from glacial pining to banging like a screen door in a hurricane. 

[angeladellamuerta]

Me, a kitchen witch: Measurements? What are measurements? Just throw that shit in there.

You, neither a kitchen nor a witch: Are you talking about cooking or witchcraft?

Me: BOTH. I DON'T FUCKING CARE

[youkaiira-blog-deactivated20211]

Requested Comic by @TheOneAshPash on Twitter

Critical Role- How Do You Want To Do This: Origins

[critrolestats]

She’s Vex, He’s Vax.

vcxahlia asked: How many times have people mixed up Vax and Vex? I feel like that would be a good stat to have. scaraman2112 asked:How many times has Matt confused Vex and Vax? Anonymous asked: Hi just wanted to say thank you for all the work you guys do But now here is the question how many times mas matt mistaken vax for vex and vex for vax coz like omg its soooooooooooooo easy to remember XD      

Oh, soooooooooooooo easy. It’s not vaxing vexing at all. In fact, we went ahead and just tracked every time it happened to anyone. Wait… Is it Vex or…

Thanks to actualkatebishop, Brendan G., @cwittland, @dutchcritter, @EBalensuela, Eric R., @InvictusRob, @jgraveart, @jmworland, Justin P., @mrsgoodreaver, KageyKritter, mooberg, mthwiz, René B., @nakedinahat, @silmarienn, @unnamemeN, and @ytoti_ for their work compiling this list!

Times twins’ names mixed up on Critical Role: 57 Updated through Episode 79.

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