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I’m looking at my description on here like “it’s out of date should I change it” but you know what fuck it let’s keep it as a time capsule lol

razielim

hexoskeleton

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

I haven’t accessed this blog in like 7 years but I saw a screenshot of my one viral post on Instagram and I was like “I wonder what’s up back on the ol lesbianspaceprincess tumblr” lmao

Man SURREAL

sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

pokemon-personalities

this is my new favorite post on the internet

dweeg

Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang

alwaysbewoke

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

kuvaton

gendersnaps

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

msnbcpundit

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

apjvff

my weapon of choice during school yard fights

almostvivian

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

allisquish

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

riskpig

I’ll allow it.

sensitive-inferno

I have but two words:

durnesque-esque

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

kaleymonster

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

riskpig

Perfection.

medinaquirin

@anotherspecter

biglawbear

I ride into battle on one of these

bardicknowledgeblogger

Animal Companions

techcat

Fresh combat

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

its like marine biology Jackass

jacequilart

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

jheselbraum

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

out-there-on-the-maroon

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

asymbina

This is like how two different scales of how painful various insect stings and bites are that was compiled by two different entomologists literally going around and getting themselves stung by most of Hymenoptera

(the second guy to do it, Christopher Starr, was doing it to refine the work of the first, Justin O. Schmidt, because he wanted to scale it 1-4 and also wanted bullet ants on the scale)

tredlocity

Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.

iconuk01

Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.

“I loaned him thirty four bucks three weeks ago and he STILL hasn’t paid me back”

“I saw him littering once”

“He’s friends with an asshole like Batman!”

“We’re not friends anymore AND HE KNOWS WHY!”

franzwantscoffee

Lex would love Clark Kent

heavyweightheart

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

paedme-deactivated20171016

what makes me angry is how a female character has like a list of 117 things she ought to fullfill in order to be liked by the fandom but with males it’s like.. here’s a bad attitude and a strong jawline you’re good to go

kropotkhristian-deactivated2019

I can’t believe this needs to be said, but the rich are not doing you a service by employing you. They require you. Everything they have is contingent on the fact that you work for them and do what they say. Without you, the rich have literally nothing. Workers have power over the entire economy.

It is actually workers doing a major service to their employers by not unionizing and not starting a revolution, since literally the only thing workers need to do to grind the entire economy to a halt is put their hands behind their back and stop working. That is it. Workers could crash the entire machine in one moment if they wanted.

Stop calling them “job creators.” They aren’t. They literally require you. But you dont require them. You are wealth creators. And you have the power to take it back whenever you want. You just have to organize.

judiciousimprecation

One of the most useful insights my father ever gave me was that “your employer owes you money”. At any given moment, you have done work that your employer has not yet written you a check for. They owe you money, and you owe them nothing