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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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What we wanted: Boops but with knives for the Ides of March.
What we got: The worst UI change in the history of Tumblr.
What we wanted - something to celebrate the assassination! The betrayal! A knife in the back!
What we got - a... Uh... Betrayal... A knife in the back even.
Okay well. When you put it like that I guess you deserve all the notes of my post.
get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
New Blood, Old Regards
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Greetings! Although the Stats Team is still in a state of retirement, we’ve periodically updated several of our Campaign 3 Running Stats categories and galleries thanks to the efforts of a new team of data collectors. This team, consisting of Archivists Astral, Ethereal, Fey, and Shadow, have been preparing since the beginning of the year to launch their own site, and that day has come! With that, we’re pleased to present:
The Omen Archive
Although they have been providing CritRoleStats updates for our Campaign 3 records, their site will be its own thing with its own tools, toys, and focuses, such as graphics derived from their own databases of data. Please visit them at their website, reach out to them, and check them out on their various social media pages:
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CritRoleStats will continue to update our databases and running stats pages with the data we receive from the Omen Archive until the end of the campaign, so that anyone from academics to casual fans have access to a complete catalogue of three campaigns worth of data. After that, our site will be completely (accessibly) archived, and our legacy will be carried on entirely by projects like the Omen Archive.
Thanks Are In Order
Outside of our final livecast, we realize we went out without the proper thanks to the community members who helped us grow. We’d like to take this opportunity to give credit where we feel it’s due.
We’d like to thank the team at Critical Role for their support over the years, with special thanks to Dani Carr for both her wonderful spirit, tenacious work ethic, and the marvelous send-off she gave us.
We’d like to thank the creators in the community. Thank you to the artist community for letting us feature your wonderful talent to give vibrancy to the numbers and words we’ve filled. Thank you to the information gathering community, from the wiki workers to the meta analysts, for giving your time to help make Critical Role more accessible. Thank you to the academics for finding value we didn’t know we had in our work. Thank you to everyone who creates in this community, whether your medium is music, words, stats, or art; whether you share for a large audience or for the joy of your private home or table; whether you encourage others with high presence, or quietly inspire and support from the shadows. Your creation makes the world a more interesting place.
We’d like to thank both our patrons and our Ko-Fi supporters for allowing us to carry on for as long as we have, and to make sure our work can continue to reach those who want to be informed and inspired. Thank you to our regular visitors, as well; traffic is supportive in several ways!
Thank you to those who have been with us, whether it’s the very beginning, sometime in the middle, or even if you’re tuning in just now. Your patronage and your expression of value in our work has been a blessing. (Thanks for the 1d4.) We’d also like to thank everyone who has continued to visit the site in spite of the lack of regular content creation on our part, and are grateful that so many of you are still finding use in the previous campaigns’ worth of data, as well as the current one.
We love you all very much. Now, back to retirement!
Media References and Puns of 3-081 The Eve of the Red Moon
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Media References
(0:07:18) Ashley: singing dot com. (Expedia commercial)
(0:14:13) Ashley: To Mordor.
(0:16:08) Sam: Like the Kool-Aid Man?
(0:20:03) Travis: Boss Baby.
(0:20:07) Marisha: What if he just turns into Alec Baldwin?
(0:20:36) Sam: Nana Morri, make me Boss Baby.
(0:21:55) Liam: singing Let’s get it on. (by Marvin Gaye)
(0:29:57) Taliesin: I’m going to try and see if I can move up and down like a Kitty Pryde phasing.
(0:33:17) Taliesin: You know about bread crumb trails, right? Ashley: Of course, where there’s bread crumbs that takes you to a house where you get eaten or something by a monster. (Hansel and Gretel)
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Livecasts of 3-081
One more time for the road!
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Media References and Puns of 3-080
Thanks to @teaweltzer for this art piece!
Media References
(0:02:32) Sam: I need to get home so I can watch some lady build a mineshaft under her house on TikTok…
(0:16:25) Liam: sings “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”
(0:19:19) Travis: It’s the Matrix.
(0:19:36) Marisha: Hunger Games.
(0:19:50) Liam: Can we get pizza rolls and Cap’n Crunch--
(0:23:38) Liam: (as Fearne) I’m looking for Michelle Branch.
(0:23:45) Sam: singing “A Thousand Miles”
(0:23:48) Laura: No, that’s Vanessa Carlton.
(0:23:57) Travis: singing If I could just see you. (“A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton)
(0:25:24) Travis: singing Workin’ my way. (“A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton)
(0:30:57) Liam: singing Do you love me? Yes, I love you. (“Do You Love Me?” by Sharif Dean)
(0:31:27) Liam: (laughs) It might as well have been the “Body Snatchers” moment.
(0:32:37) Liam: Sipping Bacardi, man.
(0:33:04) Sam: That’s more Odessa. She’s usually more San Antonio.
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Livetweets of 3-080
"This trust exercise is already going GREAT."
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Media References and Puns of 3-079 To Hurt Is to Heal
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Media References
(0:06:13) Sam: He saw his parents killed and the pearls. (Batman)
(0:16:20) Laura: singing It’s seven o’clock on the dot. (“Nice & Slow” by Usher)
(0:20:21) Travis: Anjelica Huston can be seen in the--
(0:20:26) Liam: There’s a weird Xenomorph rabbit hovering around Allura right now?
(0:29:22) Marisha: Based off a Buzzfeed quiz?
(1:14:50) Laura: Banana-fana-fo-fana. (“The Name Game”)
(1:15:05) Liam: What are your thoughts on Zip Zap Zop?
(1:15:36) Travis: That’s some Magic Castle bulls***.
(1:17:04) Matt: …her neck is craning a little bit back and to the left. (JFK)
(1:17:30) Ashley: Then she told me that it’s somebody named Zapruder. Taliesin: You heard “back and to the left” and Zapruder popped into your head. Travis: Shaky with the camera.
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Livecasts of 3-079
"The longer we do this, the more direction becomes--!"
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Media References and Puns of 3-078 Fractures
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Media References
(0:07:52) Laura: Circle of Tide & Pod. (Tide Pods)
(0:14:09) Sam: singing Makin’ your acquaintance. (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)
(0:32:41) Travis: But the vascularity looks like veins of magma? […] Ashley: Liquid hot. Travis: Magma. (Austin Powers)
(1:00:10) Marisha: Mel Brooks film.
(1:33:15) Travis: singing We’re not gonna take it. Travis, Ashley, and Marisha: singing No, we ain’t gonna take it. (by Twisted Sister)
(1:37:54) Laura: sings “The Girl From Ipanema”
(1:37:55) Marisha: It’s the last episode of “Last Podcast on the Left.”
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Livecasts of 3-078
“The moment I met you, I knew you were destined for stupidity.”
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CritRoleStats Announcement, November 2023
After 8 years of pouring our hearts into our work and being one of the premier sources of third-party Critical Role information from live play-by-plays to collected data sets to digestible lore to encounter strategies to any other random fancies that crossed us, this will be the final quarter of CritRoleStats. As of January 2024, our team will say goodbye to the site and all the responsibilities we’ve taken on. We’re all completionists at heart, but despite our stubbornness, there was always a point where we had to recognize when we were ready to move on.
2023 isn’t over yet, though, and we’re still going to be hard at work throughout the rest of the year. Here’s what we’re doing, and what our future plans entail.
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Media References and Puns of 3-077 The Promise and the Price
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Fun fact: Ashton took exactly 400 fire damage at the end of the episode.
Media References
(0:02:09) Sam: 9:20am: Practicing my uwu face.
(0:02:35) Sam: …watch The Golden Bachelor…
(0:04:40) Travis: Gleam the cube! (Gleaming the Cube)
(0:06:44) Laura: It’s so Mr. Rogers.
(0:09:09) Taliesin Oops! All weapons. (Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries)
(0:09:49) Matt: Paul Revere’s on-- Taliesin: Candela is coming! Candela is coming.
(0:12:05) Liam: We’re in Twin Peaks now.
(0:31:21) Laura: I’m channeling my memory of Downton Abbey.
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Livecasts of 3-077
"What do you require?" "Can you unlock the door?" "...Sure."
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Livecasts of The Mighty Nein Reunion: Echoes of the Solstice
"I'm sorry if this is offensive, but are you a horse?"
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Media References and Puns of 3-076 A Gathering of Heroes
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Media References
(0:00:06) Liam: sings “Concerning Hobbits”
(0:04:08) Matt: I’m pretty sure Stauf’s mansion is a little more involved.
(0:05:45) Laura: Dom’s voice is very low… (Dominic Monaghan)
(0:05:56) Ashley: Hey, give me some Old Toby!
(0:08:55) Liam: Bread makes you fat? (Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
(0:09:14) Matt: I’m dressed as Hagrid. You’re a wizard, Frodo!
(0:09:59) Travis: Scottie. Sam: Pippin. (Scottie Pippin)
(0:10:03) Liam: I’m Mickey Dolenz from The Monkees.
(0:10:11) Sam: Gangnam Style? (PSY)
(0:10:22) Sam: Pippin-- (sighs) Travis: Longstocking. (Pippi Longstocking)
(0:10:43) Liam: And you’re Ice Road Truckers, right?
(0:17:48) Liam: (like Gollum) It burns, it burns!
(0:18:42) Liam: (like Gimli) My axe!
(0:21:20) Travis: Only I can hide from my destiny. (Lord of the Rings)
(0:21:36) Sam: He’s a Plane Strider.
(0:21:37) Travis: singing Sail away, sail away. (“Orinoco Flow” by Enya)
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Livecasts of 3-076
"Are you being serious, are you trying to f*** around?" "Adults are talking. Sorry." "You're in my home, you know."
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