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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
why are you interacting with me while reblogging transandrobro apologia get fucked
can't believe i have to say this Again but if you believe transandrophobia/transmisandry/transandromisia/whatever the fuck/misandry at large is an actual force of oppression, i don't fucking want you anywhere near me or my blog lmao. men are never structurally disadvantaged for being men regardless of their other marginalizations and transmascs do hold structural power over transfems okkkkk ok
Another dyke moment I had recently was when I was talking about how I quit dating men because I don't like them & die girlies were all like laughing along with me about it but one of them felt the need to be like "not that there's anything *wrong* with men-" and all I could think was like. Yes there is?
This was in a group of queer women too but they're like pansexual and normal ykwim. I've kind of been adopted by Women like their weird dog (nonbinary butch lesbian) but I keep forgetting they don't think there's anything wrong with men
I know they agree with me they're just afraid to admit it. They agree and then flinch. Come with me. There IS something wrong with men
*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*
#remember that this is a stepping stone to censoring the queer community in general #don't accept 'well its just this lot' cause bigots never stop #protect the herd
I'll be honest I'd like people to care a little more about what happens to me when it happens to me rather than what will potentially happen to the herd later. The hypothetical future herd is centred in discussions of what's currently happening to my community and it sucks. We need to stop transmisogyny and transphobia because it's bad, not because "later it will be the queers who actually matter who get it"
I get the impression that a lot of people who ostensibly oppose transmisogyny would be cool with it if they got some kind of "this will never affect you" guarantee.
It's not just an impression, cis queers and transandrophobia truthers with "terfs fuck off" in their bio turn heel the instant they know they'll get away with it
my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
a small rhythmic motion: is happening
us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible
An egg, an enby and an anarchist walk into a bar ,
Rare white woman win free my girl she ain’t do nothin wrong
She was just doing the coke that gives you the executive function to torch a misogynist
taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful
Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.
Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.
Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?
yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty
Behold, Dorothea
(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)
I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.
He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"
So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.
thank you journalism
[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads
PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?
AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.
Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.
PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?
AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.
PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?
AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.
The second reads
PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?
DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.
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White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor
White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
