-> SUMMARY! luke’s girlfriend has suffered in silence for too long, and luke noticed the warning signs too late
YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, hughes brothers | ☽ 𖦹 ♚ ✶
-> SUMMARY! the youngest hughes sibling is slowly becoming someone she can’t recognize
LITTLE TALKS, trevor zegras | ☽ ❦ ✉ ✶
-> SUMMARY! the youngest hughes sibling begins to amend her relationships
ROMEO & JULIET, luke hughes | ❦ 𖦹 ♚
-> SUMMARY! in which trevor zegras finds out who his sister has been fooling around with, and he isn’t very happy.
EXPOSED, jamie drysdale | ❦ ♡ ♚ 𖦹
-> SUMMARY! in which the hughes brothers walk into their younger sister's apartment to discover something shocking.
IDIOT, luke hughes | ❦ ♡
-> SUMMARY! in which luke’s best friend is left broken hearted and with a family dinner she has no date to, so he decides to step up and help.
POSITIVE, jack hughes | ❦ ♡
-> SUMMARY! in which jack’s girlfriend has the best gift for valentines and jack couldn’t be more happy
BEAUTIFUL THINGS, luke hughes | ♡ ❦
-> SUMMARY! in which luke and his girlfriend announce to the world the secret they’ve been keeping
SEE YOU LATER, quinn hughes | ❦ ☽ ♚
-> SUMMARY! in which quinn and his high school sweetheart break up due to her fear of holding him back, only to meet again five years later.
BLIND DATE, jamie drysdale | ❦ ♡
-> SUMMARY! you were never one for dating, especially when trevor is the one setting them up. but one date can’t hurt, right?
LAZY (SICKLY) MORNINGS AND MARRIAGE PROPOSALS, quinn hughes | ❦ ♡
-> SUMMARY! where a common cold turns to the flu leaving quinn and his girlfriend to cancel their plans, leading to a lazy (sickly) valentines morning and a marriage proposal
PROM NIGHT, luke hughes | ❦ ♡ ✉
-> SUMMARY! luke’s brothers notice his crush on his best friend
PERFECT, quinn hughes | ♡
-> SUMMARY! quinn realizes his girlfriend doesn't see herself the way he sees her.
THE MOVE, luke hughes | ❦ ♚ ✉
-> SUMMARY! its time for you to leave for college, and time for feelings to be revealed
TWO WORLDS, jamie drysdale | ❦ ♚ ✉
-> SUMMARY! jamie finally meets the reader’s daughter, isla, and he has just the right thing to prove him worthy of her trust
*ೃ༄ STAR WARS
nothing to see here…
*ೃ༄ ONE CHICAGO
nothing to see here…
*ೃ༄ COMMUNITY
MASTERPIECE, jeff winger | ❦
-> SUMMARY! jeff's girlfriend manages to convince him to be her human canvas
NOW OR NEVER, jeff winger | ♡ ✉
-> SUMMARY! after pierce's untimely death, you and your friends are hooked up to a polygraph machine and forced to expose your true feelings.
*ೃ༄ RESIDENT EVIL
ALL TOO WELL, leon s. kennedy | ☽ ❦ 𐙚
-> SUMMARY! remembering her relationship with leon was too easy. she remembered it all too well. the good and the bad.
NEVER FORGET, leon s. kennedy | ☽ 𐙚 ✉
-> SUMMARY! after nearly dying, leon can’t help but remember the woman he had once loved (sequel to all too well)
SECRETS, leon s. kennedy | ❦
-> SUMMARY! leon might be a little too good at keeping secrets
HADESTOWN, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ☽ ♡ ♚
-> SUMMARY! a retelling of the tragedy of orpheus and eurydice (series)
PERSISTENT, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ♡ 𖦹
-> SUMMARY! three times leon has asked you out and the one time you said yes.
TATTED, leon s. kennedy | ❦
-> SUMMARY! leon loves his tatted girlfriend.
HAUNTED, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ☽ ♡ ♚
-> SUMMARY! your past life was something you chose to keep from leon, but when ghosts from your past come back to haunt you, you have a choice to make. and with every choice comes a consequence. (series)
BIRDS OF A FEATHER, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ☽ ♡
-> SUMMARY! leon kennedy x bau!reader au (resident evil x criminal minds crossover masterpost)
THE ROOKIE, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ✉
-> SUMMARY! you had always felt bad that leon never got to have his first day as a cop or to even be a cop for that matter, so for his birthday you devise a plan.
FIELD TRIP, leon s. kennedy | ❦ ♡
-> SUMMARY! leon chaperones his daughter's field trip
YOU BELONG WITH ME, leon s. kennedy | ☽ ❦ ✉
-> SUMMARY! you didn't remember when you started falling in love with leon, but when he shows no signs of reciprocating those feelings, you move on. its only than that leon realizes his feelings for you.
SHAPE OF YOU, leon s. kennedy | ❦ 𐙚 𖦹
-> SUMMARY! leon loves your body even more after giving birth to your daughter.
*ೃ༄ TWISTERS
THE HAT RULE, tyler owens | ♚ 𐙚 𖦹
-> SUMMARY! where tyler owens decides to show the reader what the hat rule is.
DISAPPROVAL, tyler owens | ☽ ❦
-> SUMMARY! in which javi disapproves of his sister’s relationship.
*ೃ༄ TOP GUN: MAVERICK
REAL GENTLEMAN, bradley bradshaw | ♡ ♚
-> SUMMARY! in which jake’s sister goes on a bad date, and bradley decides to show her how a real gentleman acts.
*ೃ༄ MISCELLANEOUS
RESCUE, kodiak | ♡ 𐙚
-> SUMMARY! it had been months since they had seen anyone from civilization, so when a group of researchers and their guide stumble upon the camp of the missing soccer team, the yellowjackets can't help but have mixed reactions. especially when it comes to the oddly attractive guide.
would anyone want an off campus fic where john logan and graham!reader are secretly seeing each other and it follows how each member of the hockey house finds out about their relationship, ending with garrett’s reaction!!
hey guys!! i’m going to be taking a break for a while (i’m not sure how long)!! i’m not sure what i want to write and i’ve had no motivation as of late :( the last thing i want to do is be putting out works where i feel i don’t give 100%
HERE IS A LISTS OF RULES FOR REQUESTS! (they are currently open)
ALLOWED .ᐟ
i am allowed to decline any request, whether i'm not comfortable writing it or i just don't want to. i don't owe a reason.
i write mostly for fem!readers, but i'm not against writing for gender neutral or male reader! it really just depends on the request.
i will write: fluff, angst, major character death, smut (occasionally), lgbtq+, CERTAIN mental health scenarios (ie. depression, anxiety, suicide, suicidal ideation, unhealthy coping mechanisms).
when i write for mental health, please read the trigger warnings.
NOT ALLOWED .ᐟ
i do not write incest, dub con, non con, hybrid, romanticized traumas (ie. main love interest being abusive, underage relationships etc).
i don't write for minors, platonic or romantic.
i don't really write for health issues, especially if i've never experienced them. i feel i might fall into stereotypes and the last thing i wish to do is offend somebody. this could eventually change should i ever feel more confident with it but for now, i'll probably decline the request. if you aren't sure if i'd write it, you can always ask!!
please don't request from me and then request the same thing from another writer and vice versa. i take my time because i work a lot and my hours aren't consistent. if its taking too long, feel free to message me but blog hopping isn't cool.
leon kennedy w/ a reader that has mobility issues (struggling with getting up+down, back pain and leg pain constantly), getting aids for them when they insist on "toughening up" to make it go away ? just a thought
hey lovely,
after much thought and consideration, i’ve decided to decline this request because it’s not something i feel i can accurately write without including stereotypes or inaccuracies. i have no experience with mobility issues and i don’t want to offend anyone or have this not live up to your expectations!! i appreciate the request and im sure there’s other writers out there that would gladly write this!!
SUMMARY leon loves your body even more after giving birth to your daughter.
PAIRINGS re9!leon kennedy x wife!reader
WORD COUNT 0.5k
WARNINGS 18+ smut! p in v. missionary. sweet/soft sex. reader is insecure about her body. leon is obsessed with her body. reader does cry slightly due to insecurities. unspecified age gap relationship. not proofread, lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE request: "hi can i please do a request about smut leon re9 x wife get intimate and this is after a while ever since she gave birth to their daughter. her body has changed like stomach area and leon says sweet things while they are having sex." i lowkey don't feel that proud of this but i genuinely couldn't seem to write anything that i really liked.
“don’t hide, love. i wanna see you.” leon rasped, hands going to move your own which had subtly gone to hide all your insecurities.
between the sleepless nights of having a newborn and leon’s occasional missions, you hadn’t been able to be intimate with your husband in too long. because of that, you had grown to hate your new body and you were convinced leon would be disgusted by it too. so, you hid behind the guise of being a new mom to avoid the inevitable. that is, until sherry had offered to watch your daughter. “so you can relax for a little while.” was her excuse.
you jumped at the opportunity to spend time with your husband, relaxing. you knew your daughter was in the best possible hands. what had started out as a simple movie and takeout night quickly turned to leon’s lips attached to your neck as his hands roamed your body.
now, you were on your bed as leon kissed along your jaw and neck as if he was a man starved. your clothes lined the hallway, leaving you bare to his intense gaze. you shifted, attempting to covering your stomach which held many stretch marks, you did carry a child for nine months after all.
“god, i’ve missed this.” leon began to kiss lower, sucking between the valley of your breasts. his mouth grew closer to your stomach as his fingers found your clit. you moaned at the touch, between the chaos of the new stage of your life you had forgotten how much you missed being intimate with your husband. “you’re so gorgeous.”
leon kissed along each stretch mark as his finger slowly eased its way into your awaiting hole. “fuck, sweetheart. look at you. you carried a child, our child. you’re a fucking goddess, woman.” your cheeks heated up as you managed to pull leon’s head up to yours.
you captured his lips in a kiss, “need you, leon.” you whispered against his lips, pushing past your insecurities. you knew deep down that leon would love you no matter what. you knew the man you married, but that didn’t always stop the self-deprecating thoughts.
“you got me, sweetheart.” leon whispered, nipping at your lips lightly. “jus’ love your body s’much.” leon eased his finger out, replacing it with his cock. he entered slowly, giving you time to adjust as he took in the feeling of your velvety walls. “so beautiful, baby. everything ‘bout you.” leon’s hand folded into yours as he settled inside you.
he wiped a stray tear that trickled down your cheek, kissing you softly. “love you so fuckin’ much. can’t believe you’re mine.” leon knew of your doubts, even though you never voiced them. he couldn’t see why you saw yourself that way, but he was going to show you why you damn well shouldn’t feel that way.
“all your’s leon, all your’s.” you whined as he began to move slowly. he knew you still felt pain, the doctor said that’d be normal. so, leon took his time with you, whispering his love to you as you teetered on the edge of coming undone.
“come on, sweetheart, come with me.” leon whispered soft praises as you came undone together. he rested his forehead against yours as you both heaved in heavy breaths.
SUMMARY you didn't remember when you started falling in love with leon, but when he shows no signs of reciprocating those feelings, you move on. its only than that leon realizes his feelings for you.
PAIRINGS re4!leon kennedy x childhood best friend!reader, male!oc (peter) x fem!reader
WORD COUNT 1.7k
WARNINGS angst with happy ending. jealous leon. reader has a male best friend. no outbreak au. leon does refer to the reader as his sister (he’s a liar.) not proofread. lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE request: "Gray, could you do a jealous Leon Kennedy x childhood friend fem reader where, over the years, reader has slowly fallen in love with Leon but never said anything about it because she has noticed how he keeps on falling for other women and shows practically no intrest in her romantically. So eventually, she decides to turn her heart away and spend time with a male best friend coworker instead as a way to distract herself at first, which both of them grew closer as months passed. They aren't dating, but they're so comfortable with each other that the reader could fall asleep on him (shoulder/chest/lap) without him complaining, just starts giving her head scratches. Like share one hotel bed and not think about it type of relationship. Leon is aware that the reader is affectionate, the orphanage days prove that. But he never thought somebody else would be the one to comfort her like that besides him so....intimately." i lowkey got carried away lol. leon is jealous but can’t admit it. he also hates peter lol. hope this turned out okay!
falling in love with leon was easy. after years of only having each other, it was only a matter of time before one of you would fall for the other. you had grown up with leon in the orphanage and without a family of your own, leon had become a stability in your life.
now, you were older and very much in love with your best friend. the only issue? he seemed to show no interest in you romantically. for years you had watched leon pursue woman after woman, hoping that one day he’d ask you out. but after 3 long years of loneliness and heartbreak, you decided it was finally time to move on.
peter was your saving grace. he was your coworker and had been quietly harboring a crush on you. when he finally gathered the courage to ask you out, you agreed. there was no reason for you to wait for someone who would never be interested in you when there was someone who looked at you like you hung the moon and stars.
you and peter dated for about a month before you both realized you were better off as friends. that didn’t mean you grew apart, in fact, you were closer as friends than as lovers.
peter was there for you through it all. from the shitty dates he convinced you to go on, to making sure you were always okay. he was your best friend, alongside leon of course.
leon had noticed how you began to pull away from him, instead attaching yourself to peter. in fact, anytime you’d mention peter’s name, a pit would form in leon’s stomach and a bad taste was left in his mouth. claire would say he was jealous but he insisted that there was something wrong with peter. he’d even tried to tell you that one time which resulted in you not speaking to him for a week. from then on, leon kept his distaste for peter to himself.
now, he was stuck in your cramped apartment as you celebrated your birthday, surrounded by some of your close friends. he had arrived first, taking the opportunity to give you his gift. it was a photo album filled with pictures, mostly of you and him as you grew up. it was huge, filled with plenty of empty pages for you to fill. leon hugged you, wiping away a stray tear as you blushed, which of course, he didn’t seem to notice. no matter how much you wished to stop loving leon, it simply was not that easy.
shortly after leon had given you his gift, peter arrived, followed by claire and chris. he left you, going to talk to the redfield siblings as he white knuckled his beer bottle. a couple of your friends from college came, leaving leon to feel like he was suffocating in your tiny ass apartment.
leon barely listened to claire as she spoke, instead his eyes were trained on you and peter. his eyes narrowed as peter’s arm snaked around your shoulders, your head coming to rest against his shoulder. “jesus, leon, you’re gonna break the bottle.” claire tugged at the neck of the bottle, pulling his attention to her. leon loosened his grip on the bottle, an almost permanent frown on his face. “you should tell her how you feel.”
leon gave claire a confused look, a nervous laugh escaping from his lips. “i don’t know what you mean.”
“you truly are a lost cause. tell the girl you love her.” claire’s voice was lowered enough for leon and chris to hear.
“she’s right, kennedy.” chris murmured his agreement with his sister’s statement.
“what are you two talking about? she’s like my sister.” leon spoke confidently but couldn’t quite meet his friends eyes.
“yeah, because that’s how you look at someone you consider your sister. quit being a pussy.” leon shook his head, his eyes going back to staring at you and peter.
“do you remember when you came over to help me bake and you nearly set my kitchen on fire?” you laughed as peter groaned.
“hey, look, baking is not as easy as it seems. and if i remember correctly, you forgot to set the timer!”
“me? that was your job, dumbass!” you two began to bicker, laughter spilling out. god, he hated peter. how could you be so comfortable with him? letting him run his fingers along your arm like it was normal. or how you laughed at his stupid jokes. he wasn’t even funny!
“i’m not being a pussy, there’s nothing between us.” leon stated simply, but the redfield siblings could tell he was lying through his teeth.
“okay, then, why are you staring at peter like he’s the devil reincarnated?” claire didn’t let him speak, instead giving him a glare. “don’t even start. he’s been nothing but good to her, unlike someone i know.”
leon was shocked at claire’s jab. “what’s that supposed to mean?”
“i don’t know, maybe how you throw yourself from relationship to relationship all while dismissing the one person who’s been there for you this whole time.” chris was watching the exchange like a tennis match, clearly entertained by this.
leon struggled to find the words, instead narrowing his eyes at claire. “you know i’m right.” he muttered a soft shut up before setting down his beer. he needed fresh air.
from your spot on the couch, you watched as leon exited the apartment without a word. a frown creased your lips as you got up to follow, confused on why he’d leave without saying goodbye.
peter shot you a questioning look, “i’ll be back.” you slipped out of the apartment, racing to catch up with leon before he was gone. you ran down the stairs, cursing the gods for giving that man such long legs. “leon, wait!” you finally caught up to him as he exited the building's doors. he turned when you called out to him, confused on why you were chasing him. “why are you leaving?”
“i just needed some fresh air. go enjoy your party, i’ll be up in a minute.” you didn’t quite believe him, instead you stood there, arms crossed over your chest.
“did i do something?” leon hated seeing you upset, but he hated seeing you with peter even more.
“i just…” he trailed off as you looked at him expectantly.
“you just what?” leon couldn’t think of the right words. what was he supposed to say? hey i think your friend peter might be a dick, because that went well last time.
“i need space.” your heart stopped for a moment at his words. in the 20 plus years you’d known him, you never thought he would leave you. not when he knew just how much you’d lost. you two were so close and now he needs space?
“what are you saying?” your lip quivered as you did your best to hold back your tears.
“i think we just need some time apart is all.” you’d been though your fair share of break ups, none of them hurt as bad as leon telling you that he needed a break from your friendship. you didn’t let him continue as you turned on your heel, pushing your way into the building and past peter who had managed to hear the last part.
the two men watched as you walked up the stairwell and out of their line of sight. leon said nothing as he began to walk to his motorcycle. “you really are oblivious, you know that?” peter’s words made leon stop in his tracks. who was this dickwad to tell him what he is?
“she’s in love with you.” leon turned to face peter, his face void of emotion. “and you continue to dismiss her. do you know how many times she’s sat in my apartment, bawling her eyes out because you can’t seem to see her and her feelings.” peter’s voice was rough as he stepped toward leon.
“why do you care?” leon asked, his eyes narrowed at the man.
“because, man, i love her. and i’ve put my feelings for her aside because i want her to be happy. i let her walk away from our relationship because she couldn’t stop loving you.” peter admitted, stopping a few feet from leon. “and you keep breaking her heart.”
leon stood there for a moment, taking in peter’s words. “fuck.” he muttered under his breath. peter backed away, having said his piece, he left to rejoin the party. leon clambered on to his motorcycle, his thoughts racing.
peter helped you clean up your apartment after everyone had left. you had spent the rest of your birthday party holding back tears as you attempted to celebrate. “how are you feeling?”
“like i want to be left alone.” you practically whispered. peter nodded, grabbing some trash bags to bring down to the dumpster. he set them by the door before pulling you into a hug and whispering a happy birthday to you.
“call me if you need me.” you shut the door behind him, locking the deadbolt, the latch, and the knob (something leon insisted you did, ever since he was a rookie.)
you went to your room, changing out of your clothes and into some pajamas. you planned on spending the rest of your evening crying to sad movies as you ate ice cream.
you had just settled onto your couch, blanket in one hand and ice cream in the other, when a knock sounded at your door. you didn’t bother getting up, hoping instead the person would think you weren’t home and leave.
after a moment of silence, the person began to knock again. you sighed, getting up to open the door. you unlocked and unlatched the door, opening it to find leon on the other side. “what do you want, leon?”
“you.” he surged forward, hands coming to rest on either side of your face as he kissed you. you stumbled back slightly from the force. he pulled back, searching your eyes. once the shock had worn off, you grabbed a fistful of his shirt, bring him to meet you in a messy kiss. “i’m so sorry.” he whispered against your lips, backing you up further into the apartment so he could shut the door. he pulled back so you both could catch air. “i’m sorry.”
PAIRINGS re9!leon kennedy x wife!reader, re9!leon kennedy x daughter!oc (lizzy)
WORD COUNT 0.4k
WARNINGS basically just fluff. leon does his absolute best to be there for his child. mentions of first grader antics. leon has a daughter named lizzy (girl dad!leon i will always love you). brain rot mentions (six seven mention sorry). not proofread. lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE this idea came to me after watching a video about a mother complaining about chaperoning other kids on a field trip she signed up for. anyway, this is how leon would be on his daughter's field trip. also, i threw this together really fast so sorry if it sucks.
leon doesn't exactly remember agreeing to you signing him up for chaperoning your daughter’s field trip to the zoo.
it was after a long mission and you just happened to slip it in with your ramblings on what he had missed.
“lizzy has been practicing writing, oh! which reminds me, would you chaperone her field trip coming up? i was going to but i have this big meeting, plus i think she’d love to have you there.” leon hummed an acknowledgment, his eyes closed as he teetered toward the edge of sleep.
“sure, sweetheart.”
now he was at the local zoo surrounded by twenty-five first graders, who were fascinated by him.
“mister kennedy, why are you so tall?” “mister kennedy, my shoes untied.” “mister kennedy, why are you so old?” that last one stung a bit.
to say he was overstimulated was an understatement, but seeing the joy on his daughter’s face when she found out he would be coming with them made it all worth it.
leon would spend the day walking with lizzy and some of her friends, each one taking turns to sit on his shoulders so they could get a better view of the zebras.
as lunch came around, he’d open the lunch you had packed for both him and lizzy, smiling at the note you left for him.
he’d listen to the random conversations lizzy would have with her friends, feeling like he was losing brain cells every time a 67 joke was made.
he helped lizzy’s teacher with wrangling the kids together. one stern look and a tough voice got all of those kids in line.
he even paid for ice cream for all the kids, which led to many sticky hands and messy clothes.
when it was finally time to leave, leon helped load the kids onto the bus, taking a seat next your daughter. she rambled for about three minutes before her head crashed against leon’s arm, her mouth open as she slept against him.
when you arrived home you were greeted by an excited lizzy who simply could not wait to tell you everything. your husband on the other hand, he was fast asleep on the couch, his mouth open as soft snores escaped. like father like daughter.
thankfully lizzy was worn out from all the excitement which made bedtime much easier.
“thanks for going with her. i can tell she had a great time.”
“i did too. well, minus all the six-seven jokes. by the way, i think we need to limit her screentime.” leon chuckled as he settled into bed. “oh, and sweetheart?”
“yeah?” you asked, turning to see your husband with a mischievous look on his face.
“i signed you up for the bake sale.” you should’ve known he’d get his revenge. “and lizzy is supposed to help you bake.”
SUMMARY after pierce's untimely death, you and your friends are hooked up to a polygraph machine and forced to expose your true feelings.
PAIRINGS jeff winger x fem!reader
WORD COUNT 1.0k
WARNINGS suggestive content. no smut. reader deceives the lie detector. jeff might be a bit ooc. not proofread, lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE request: can you do jeff winger x fem! reader; it’s the episode where after pierce dies he makes them all do a lie detector test. after Jeff gives his speech and they all go around confessing to something, the reader confesses “i just joined the study group because i wanted to fuck jeff” i decided to not make this a smut because it already took me forever to finish this, hope you enjoy!!
for the first time, probably ever, jeff winger was speechless.
after pierce’s funeral, the greendale seven were gathered in the study room as they were interrogated by an associate of pierce as mr. stone had introduced himself. the room had filled quickly with arguments, the friend group turning against each other.
“guys, stop!” jeff shouted over all the yelling. “we have to stop letting pierce do this to us!” the group quieted, listening to jeff as he gave one of his famous speeches. you were sat beside him, eyebrows raised in curiosity. one of your favorite things about jeff winger was that even though he was an egotistical asshole, he did have quite the way with words.
“mr. hawthorne hasn't asked a question in quite some time, mr. winger.” mr. stone stated. it dawned on the group that it would be just like pierce to turn the group against each other even post mortem.
“he’s right. i actually forgot for a second that pierce was dead.” jeff said, looking around at his friends.
“maybe that's what he wanted.” you shrugged.
“or maybe he wanted us to know we're no better off without him.” annie suggested, her voice heavy with what seemed like regret.
“or no better than him.” shirley added solemnly.
“hmm. he kind of nailed it, didn't he?” the group looked to the canister that supposedly held pierce.
hurried footsteps came into the room, stopping toward the entrance. the group looked to see chang storming back in, “i didn't just masturbate in the study room. i masturbated everywhere. everywhere!” chang shouted, his arms raised up.
“ew.” you muttered, eyes widened in disgust.
“confession is good for the soul. you should try it sometime.” chang shoved his hands in his pocket before leaving once more. silence filled the room as the group shared looks with each other.
“there's another round of questions, if you'd like to continue.” mr. stone said, his voice still monotone.
“you want to give us a moment to sit in our own filth before you heap another bucket on us?” jeff asked sarcastically.
“it's strange after all these years how much we've kept hidden from each other. you'd think by now we would have learned to be better people.” annie said. you nodded along, feeling slightly down at the fact that you were still letting pierce get to you and the group, even from the grave.
“i think we got into this mess by thinking there was such a thing as better people.” jeff paused for a moment, his eyes widening in realization.
“wait. that's it. if we're no better than pierce, and pierce is no worse than us, then that means… nobody's really that bad. so what if we're willing to suffer and inflict pain at the mere prospect of material reward? if we stop now, that doesn't make us better. it just makes us so dishonest that we would rather be poor than admit we're flawed. pierce admitted he was flawed, and he died rich. let's celebrate his life and death in the honest way, not by saying fake nice things around a casket, but by admitting we're monsters and clawing joyfully for some of his cash. so does anybody have anything left before we continue?” jeff looked around at the group.
“let's empty our tanks of lies once and for all. i'm jeff winger, and if i had my choice, i would rather look at myself naked than the women i sleep with.”
“i'm the one who hit jeff's lexus in the parking lot. it wasn't a taco truck, and it was racist of me to improvise such an ethnically specific vehicle.” annie spoke next, she looked as if a weight had been lifted off of her shoulders.
“i only give money to homeless people when i'm walking with someone.” britta admitted, a frown creasing her lips.
“i've never been to legoland. i just wanted you guys to think i was cool.” troy blurted out.
“i can be passive-aggressive sometimes.” the group remained quiet like they had with the others. “don't everybody disagree at once. oh, lord, i did it again.” shirley bowed her head in shame.
abed went next, “when any of you chew gum, i want to punch you. ou may as well have submachine guns in your mouths. it vibrates my skull.” that you could agree with.
you knew it was now or never and no one else hesitated so why should you? “i only joined the study group because i wanted to fuck jeff.” the already quiet room went even more silent if that was even possible. the air shifted as you received some judgemental looks, “oh, so now you want to judge?”
“well… did you?” annie asked, her voice trailing off into a whisper.
“nah, i figured his ego was bigger than his dick.” you shrugged, keeping your composure. the whole time you were avoiding jeff’s curious gaze. from beside you, britta hummed in agreement. jeff shot the blonde a look of betrayal. “moving on, hit us with your grand finale, mr. stone.” you drove the attention off of you.
after you were given your respective gift and sperm, the people cleaned up their equipment as the group began to file out. the group was too busy arguing over what bar they were going to hit that they missed jeff grabbing your wrist and pulling you back. he waited until the room had been cleared before turning you to face him. “my ego is bigger than my dick? that’s not what you were saying last night. why’d you lie?” jeff questioned with a smirked.
“who said i was lying?” you bite back, your eyebrows raised. “if i recall correctly, the machine didn’t read any deception.” jeff’s hand moved to the back of your head, moving it to meet his lips in a harsh kiss.
“you’re gonna regret that, sweetheart.” he muttered against your lips. “i’ll have you screaming the truth by the end of the night, you can count on that.” you looked up at him through your lashes, fire in your eyes. you knew you shouldn’t, but you loved to play with fire.
“whatever you say, winger.” you pulled away from his grip, something he could’ve easily stopped but didn’t. you ran to catch up with your friends, leaving jeff in the empty study room with a noticeable bulge in his pants.
SUMMARY you had always felt bad that leon never got to have his first day as a cop or to even be a cop for that matter, so for his birthday you devise a plan.
PAIRINGS leon kennedy x detective!wife!reader
WORD COUNT 1.4k
WARNINGS not proofread. lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE request: "Can I request a Leon x reader where the reader feels bad that Leon never got the chance to really be a cop so she either pulls some strings to let him be one for a day at the local police department or she buys the video game police simulator for both of them to play together?" sorry this took so long, i got stuck but i finally figured out how to end it!!! i decided to base this slightly on the rookie! i thought it'd be fun to make his wife a detective which makes it easier to pull some strings! this was written with infinite darkness!leon in mind but i feel like any era past like maybe re4 would work?? (my requests are still open!!)
the chair beneath you creaked as you shifted slightly, trying to align the sign properly. “detective kennedy, what are you doing?” you halted your efforts, turning to face your sergeant, who was looking up at you with an unamused look. after securing the sign to the wall, you hopped down from the chair, smoothing out the wrinkles in your shirt.
“sorry, sarge, i just thought a welcome sign would be nice.” you knew you may be going a bit over the top but you wanted to make your husband feel as welcomed as possible.
“you do realize he’s only here for today and tomorrow, right?” your sergeant questioned. you shrugged, simply smiling at him. “anyway, per your request, i have assigned you to patrol.” the sergeant handed you a stack of files. “could you look over these as well?”
“yes, sir.” you accepted the files he was handing you, walking them over to your desk as he walked away. you settled at your desk, setting the manilla folders to the side as you attempted to make the cluttered desk less chaotic. your husband lived a life of chaos, the last thing he needed was to come to work alongside you at your messy desk.
as you finished straightening up, your phone buzzed beside you, leon’s contact photo popping up with a text. i’m outside, are you ready? you smiled, ready to give your husband the surprise you had promised him. you felt guilty at the fact that leon had never actually gotten to be a cop unlike you. he literally had a first day from hell and you wanted to give him the chance to experience being a cop, even if it was just for a day or two.
you made your way outside, quickly spotting leon leaning against his porsche. “leon!” you called out, running over to give him a tight hug. you leaned back before gently pressing a kiss to his lips. “are you ready for your surprise?” you smiled widely, giddy with excitement.
leon held your smaller hand in his as you led him toward the station. “you know you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, right?” while he never was one to really celebrate his birthday, he did secretly love the fact that you remembered and always tried to do something special for him.
you shushed him, glaring at him slightly for even trying to downplay his birthday. you stopped in front of the station doors, turning to fully face your husband. “okay, you know how you never got to have your first day as a cop or even be a cop?”
“huh, i wasn't aware.” leon replied sarcastically, his curled lips giving away his amusement.
“okay, smartass. well, anyway, i convinced my sergeant to let you tag along with me on patrol for today and tomorrow!” you were practically jumping at your reveal of his birthday gift. your eyes searched his face, looking for any sign of disappointment or anger. “thoughts?”
“i think i’m in love with you.”
your mouth widened into a smile that made your cheeks hurt. “i would hope so, you married me.” you spoke affectionately. “so you want to do it?” even in your excitement, the possibility of rejection that you feared shone through.
“sweetheart, of course i do. a chance to be a cop and see my wife in action, that's something i’d never turn down.” you giggled as leon pulled you to him. “i hope it doesn't turn me on.” leon’s tease was low enough for only you to hear. you pulled back with a gasp, smacking his solid chest.
“leon! watch it.” you warned, your lips twitching as you held back a smile. you grabbed his hand walking into the building. you helped him sign in with the front desk before bringing him to the bullpen. above the entrance hung the sign welcome leon! which caused leon to stop in his tracks. you were pulled to a stop with him, your hand still in his. “are you okay?”
“yeah, yeah. where to first?” he shook off his feeling of slight uneasiness, following you to what looked like a hightech classroom. you sat down toward the front as the other officers flooded into the room. your sergeant came to the front, waiting for everyone to quiet down before roll call. you could hear the quiet whispers flowing through the room about the mysterious man sat beside you.
“alright, attention please!” your sergeant called out, the room dissolving into silence as the officers began to listen. “first of all, i’d like to welcome DSO agent leon kennedy who will be riding alongside his wife on patrol for both today and tomorrow.” a few whispers could be heard as leon gave a tight lipped smile. he was never one to enjoy the attention on him. you winked at him when he turned his attention to you, a cheeky smile on your face. “second of all, to whoever keeps taking my coffee mug, please note that there are cameras in the break room. please get your own mug.”
you snickered behind your hand as leon looked at you with a raised eyebrow. your sergeant went through his notes before wrapping up the meeting. “be safe out there.” the room began to clear out as you led leon to the garage, accepting the keys from your sergeant as you passed.
“alright, rookie, let’s load up.” you grabbed a clipboard with the inventory list clamped on it.
“rookie?” leon questioned, his lips twitching into a smile. you smirked, clicking your pen to check off the items.
“yeah, you’re my rookie. oh, also, you need to put this on.” you grabbed the uniform you had set aside, handing it to him.
“you’ve gotta be shitting me.” leon was shocked, but his tone of voice was light, almost like he was excited.
“get a move on it, boot!” you did your best to put on a stern voice, something you would normally be able to accomplish with ease. however, most times you were speaking to a suspect, not your husband. leon found the locker room, finding a spot to change into his uniform before making his way back to you. “damn.”
“you like it?” leon asked, watching the ways your eyes lit up at the sight of him in a police uniform.
“you look good, rookie.” you looked him up and down, admiring him in the sight of the uniform that matched your own.
“you treated all your rookies like this?” leon teased as you glared at him. you grabbed a bullet proof vest, shoving it into his hands as you dropped the smile that graced your face. you wanted to give him an authentic experience, which meant giving him a hard time.
“alright, moving on. grab that duffle bag.” you made leon do most of the hard work, loading up your patrol car with all the necessities. while he loaded the vehicle, you took the time to admire his appearance. you knew him well, well enough to know that the nonchalant look he held didn't mean he wasn’t enjoying this. he’d probably never admit it, but you knew that this meant a lot to him. you were giving him an opportunity he never thought he’d get.
“this uniform makes me want a donut.” leon muttered as you pulled out of the garage. you looked at him with your best unamused look, stopping yourself from letting the laughter escape.
“enough with the jokes, boot.”
you drove leon around your designated patrol area, walking him through procedures. you were amazed at how much he remembered. he knew exactly what to do during a traffic stop (although, his numerous speeding tickets probably jogged his memories), as well as how to handle each call you were given. he’d even helped a young mother change her tire at the gas station he’d convinced you to stop at (he insisted on getting the donuts because it “completed the experience”).
before your shift was over, leon had gotten to experience giving a traffic ticket, as well as, trespassing a guy at a local walmart. he even got to experience placing someone under arrest when the guy attempted to throw a punch at him.
you arrived back at the station, guiding leon through the booking process before making him help you with the paperwork. he had to get the full experience after all. you filed your paperwork before thanking your sergeant once more for letting leon tag along with you.
“thank you for this.” leon smiled, squeezing your hand that was engulfed by his large hand.
PAIRINGS leon kennedy x bau agent!reader, bau x agent!reader
WORD COUNT 0.7k
WARNINGS talks of depression & suicidal ideation. mental health talks. mentions of deaths and guilt (case related). illusions to self-harm. not proofread. lowercase intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE this is a heavy one shot. please make sure you read the warnings and proceed with caution. i think its very important to talk about mental health, especially the heavy stuff. you are not alone.
BIRDS OF A FEATHER MASTERLIST!
the numbness was something you had grown accustomed to. it made it easier for you to keep going back to the horrors of your job. soon or later though, the cup would overflow.
you had just returned home from your third case in the last two weeks, which just like the other two, did not end well.
the first case, you didn’t make it to the victim in time. the second case ended with an officer wounded and still clinging onto life. and your most recent case ended with the suspect taking both his life and the victim’s.
entering your apartment, you wished for nothing more than to crawl into bed. leon was away, something about a classified mission.
you forced yourself to take a shower, hoping that the water might wash away the guilt that had been riddling your mind. you knew you couldn’t save them all, that was a hard pill to swallow but you managed up until now.
you curled into a ball on your bed, a nightmare filled sleep coming to you. memories of the last two weeks filled your dreams like a poisonous gas. it seemed every time you closed your eyes, you were thrown back to the moment when the suspect fired his weapon.
eventually you gave up on sleep. and it stayed that way for weeks. you would catch a cat nap here and there only to ultimately wake up from a nightmare.
leon noticed your change in behavior first. he always noticed first. he saw the way dark circles had begun to form under your eyes. how you’d be up before him every morning, the pot of coffee you had brewed was already almost empty, like you had left just enough for his morning cup. he knew you weren’t sleeping, how he would wake up to your tossing and turning. he knew what was happening because he had been in your shoes many times before.
the next to notice was spencer reid. ever the genius, he had noted the way your t-shirts had changed to long sleeve shirts and how your sleeves always remained down no matter the weather. he saw the way you’d snap a rubber band on your wrist when going over the case at the round table.
hotch saw the reckless you. the agent who didn’t wait for backup if there was a chance the victim was there. how your hand hovered over your holstered weapon more frequently. or how you’d confront the suspect without a second thought.
it was when you stepped in the line of fire that hotch scheduled the psych evaluation. he had heard from the others on the team of your reckless and borderline suicidal behavior. hell, even leon had reached out to him with concerns for your safety, considering your lack of sleep.
you argued with hotch about the eval. you started off angry, pissed that he would even suggest the idea of you being unwell. eventually your anger dissolved into bargaining, pleading with him to let you take a couple days off to get your head on straight. hotch didn’t budge, simply escorting you to the room where the evaluation was to take place.
it didn’t take long for the psychiatrist to come to the conclusion you had feared. you felt like your world was caving in as hotch discussed your next plan of action. he was benching you once you returned from a leave of absence, where you were to seek professional help. the only way you could return to the field was to pass another psych eval as well as have approval from your doctor. it all felt like too much.
when you arrived home, leon was waiting patiently on the couch. you sat opposite of him, feeling angry at him, at hotch, and everyone from your team. you felt betrayed.
leon was supportive the whole time, no matter how mad you were at him. he helped you reach out to doctors, and was by your side when they suggested an inpatient treatment.
he was there through it all. he helped you slowly transition back to work. it was hard being sidelined, but you had your team who made sure you were always okay. especially technical analyst penelope garcia, who insisted you spent as much time as possible with her. she was adamant that she needed a friend in her little lair.
after beginning therapy, and managing to sleep with fewer nightmares, you took your next psych eval. although it wasn’t perfect, the psychiatrist had agreed that you were making significant progress. before long, you were back in the field. some days were worse than others but you learned to manage.
the way people treat fanfic writers as if we dont have feelings of our own disgusts me, same for people who think we are open to criticism at any moment
seen way too much shit on here at the moment, some people truly dont understand fandom etiquette
SUMMARY leon learns you are more than the field agent he thought you were.
PAIRINGS leon kennedy x bau!girlfriend!reader
WORD COUNT 0.9k
WARNINGS not proofread. lowercase intended. reader works for the bau. talks of bad cases. reader is being stalked. leon is overly protective until the reader puts her foot down. like, he is really overprotective.
AUTHOR'S NOTE request/thought: omg leon thinking reader is just a simple field agent in the fbi, wondering why they get sent out on cases more than he does at some point. always coming back with that familiar haunted look in their eyes that he sees in his own and he’s like??? he’s not dumb about what they do but he’s often focused on his own missions so things slip his mind. omgggg bonus points when he finds out they’re getting targeted by serial killers like foyet or the replicator and leons about to have an aneurysm LMFAO realizing you’re not /just/ a field agent like he thought. AHHH!!! this is the first headcanon in the bau!reader universe!! feel free to send in requests!!
BIRDS OF A FEATHER MASTERLIST!
much like leon, your job held sensitive information that you were not allowed to talk about. from the first date, you and leon had agreed not to ask too many questions about each other’s job. all he knew was that you worked for the FBI as a field agent. that was it. you knew he worked for a counterterrorism agency. which one, you didn’t know.
sure the secrecy was hard but it was a requirement with both of your jobs. the only reason it really worked was because on the rare occasions you were both home for more than a few days at a time, you were too focused on making the most of your time to ask questions.
however, leon had begun to notice that you were gone, a lot. more than him. which is saying a lot because he was always top pick for missions.
he also noticed the haunted look in your eyes when you returned. he knew that look well, from all the horrors he, himself, seen. still, he never questioned because he knew better. instead, he’d make your favorite meal (or get your favorite takeout) and put on the show you two had started. and slowly but surely, the look would be replaced by content and peace. that is, until you were called away again.
he knew what you did was important, but he couldn’t help but worry for you. especially, when you would come home from a particularly hard case. you had told him not to worry, that he already had enough on his plate with his own classified job.
not knowing where the other was had taken a slight toll on your relationship. secrecy was never good for a relationship, especially a new one, but you both had taken an oath.
you had been with leon for a year when you finally told him what unit you worked for. actually, you didn’t tell him per say. more like he found out.
after a long mission leon had come home to your shared apartment, where he found a manila envelope taped to the door. inside he found a series of surveillance photos. some were of you outside the apartment, or grocery shopping. some had you and leon together. others were of him. although they all had him worried, the one that had him frozen in his spot was a picture of you laid out in your shared bed, sound asleep during the night. on the back of each picture was a date, the most recent one being the picture of you sleeping while he had been away on the mission he had just returned from.
after clearing the apartment, he made his way to FBI headquarters in quantico. he had to show his DSO badge to get the receptionist to track you down. luckily you were still in the building.
you were certainly shocked to see leon walking through the doors of the BAU, his face stone cold. you could feel the eyes of your team members watching you as leon set the manila envelope on your desk. even though he held a neutral face, you could tell just by looking in his eyes that he was worried.
you didn’t question why he was there or how he had found you. “these were taped to the door.” you opened the envelope as your unit chief, hotch, began to make his way over to check on you.
you were shocked to say the least. you didn’t hesitate to meet hotch half way, the pictures in hand.
before long, an investigation had been started and both you and leon were subjected to a series of questions.
and during the entirety of it all, you never once left leon’s sight. when you finally got a minute alone you were able to try to explain everything to him.
you told him what you did, why you might be a target, and who could be stalking you. to say leon looked like he was about to pass out was in understatement.
even after the culprit was caught, leon would rarely let you out of his sight. he took time away from the DSO (except for any major missions he was absolutely needed on), he would drive you to and from work, even walking you to your unit. he installed new locks, adding an in-home security system.
he slept with a gun in his nightstand, which was one of many kept hidden in the apartment for you in case of an emergency.
you finally put your foot down when he tried to get you to stay with claire redfield during one of his missions that he couldn’t get out of.
you told him repeatedly that you could take care of yourself, but he still didn’t seem to want to listen. it’s not that he didn’t believe you, because he knew deep down you were more than capable of taking care of yourself. he just couldn’t imagine losing you.
finally, after much convincing, you managed to get him to chill out in the protection department. while you appreciated his concern, you were more than capable of handling yourself in a bad situation. of course, you had to give him your file (with approval from your boss) to show him but he did lighten up a bit after that.
well, sort of. he still held the habit of asking hunnigan to find out where you were, or to at least check up on you.
