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@angeliichunni
❄️🥛Hello hello angels! I’m chunni, but you can also call me Chu, or any variations of my url really!
This is a sideblog that I made to rant about resident evil 8 so that my main blog followers wouldn’t get too annoyed hehe. Feel free to stick around for a while!
This will eventually be updated when I stop randomly posting incorrect quotes and start posting actual content, but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it
Mithanberg but Ethan is a Mushroom Man who can't stop digesting his cuddle buddies
Ethan cuddling with Mia
Ethan: You taste delicious today.
Mia indiffrently: Ethan, stop digesting me and go back to sleep.
Ethan cuddling with Heisenberg
Ethan: You taste delicious today.
Karl: ...
Karl: ...
Karl turning to face Ethan: Alright, what the FUCK is that supposed to mean!?
I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Heisenberg: yeah
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Heisenberg:wh—what
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward
I love Ethan Winters specifically because he's just a normal dude who's just so, so tired of being in a horror game. Everyone trying to throw their evil agenda at him and be like ETHAN ~WINTERS ~WE FINALLY MEET while he's just like fuck you fuck you fuck you stop talking FUCK YOU
people acting as if mia was a horrible wife in order to push heisenwinters have small brains. i, with my big brain, know that an ethan-mia-karl parenting trio is infinitely superior and would also make rose the most profoundly fucked up kid alive
Ethan: you think Karl and I are immature?
Mia: well, a bit, yes.
Ethan: hm. Well, Karl, what do you think?
Karl, from inside the blanket pillow fort: Mia’s not allowed to come in then.
Karl: Ethan always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it.
Ethan, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck f
Karl: Look, you don’t want Ethan to die, and I don’t want Ethan to die. So let’s work together to make sure Ethan doesn’t die.
Mia: Fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met Ethan?
[Karl texting Ethan]
Karl: Ethan, I’m sorry
Karl: Please talk to me baby
Karl: Muffin?
Karl: Sweet pea?
Karl: the love of my life
Karl: Precious cinnamon roll who’s too pure and precious for this world
Karl: Please I’m so sorry
Ethan: sorry doesn’t bring back my fucking skittles Karl
Karl: Okay, we all need to stop saying ‘butthurt’ we’re not twelve
Donna: You sound fannytroubled
Alcina: A little bootybothered if you ask me
Ethan: someone’s having a tushytantrum
Karl: Winters? You too?!
Chris: and I brought you myrrh-
Ethan: thank you!
Chris: *pulls out a gun and shoots Mia 20 times in the chest* MYRRH-DER!
Ethan: *gentle, sassy, gasp* Chris, NO-
Ethan, face down on the floor: I’m just- I’m just gonna lay here for a bit.
Mia:
Ethan: if the smell of death and mold becomes too much, go dump me in the lake
Ethan: I’m burning through the sky, yeah
Mia: Ethan, your jacket-
Ethan: Two hundred degrees, that’s why they called me Mr. Fahrenheit
Mia: Ethan! You’re on fire!
Ethan: Who’s ethan? I’m mr. fahrenheit
Ethan: I'm what the Romanians would call a "vile, ill tempered, and thoroughly wretched tiny little creature".
Mia: why are there little handprints all over the house?
Ethan, turning to Rosemary: Rose, why are there little handprints all over the house?
Rose: because I have little hands.
Ethan, turning back to Mia: because she has little hands.
Karl: *about to do something stupid* I'm so doing this and neither you, Miranda or even god himself can stop me.
Alcina: ...
Alcina: *takes her phone out and starts tapping on it*
Karl:
Karl: *nervously* Super-sized bitch, what are you doing?
Alcina:
Karl: *starting to sweat* What the hell did you do, Alcina?
Alcina:
Ethan, suddenly appearing from another room: KARL HEISENBERG
