You know I lied

Thank you, reality liar

[nomoretumbler]

im going to collapse

og meme

[doks-horde]

Regarding last rb, can we talk about how fucking hot Themberchaud is?

^ this mfer from D&D, if you're not familiar

Like god he's just this enormous, gluttonous mass of fat and scales that makes my little kobold heart flutter. He exists just to eat careless adventurers that wander their way into his territory, and I love him for that. I wanna crawl onto his scaled underbelly and sing him praises while he lies back on his horde after gorging himself on some stupid adventurers <3

Just look at him in action:

^ ough just look at that neck jiggling. I think I'm going to faint

^ the whole camera shaking from his incredible weight... >///<

^ god I wish that were me...

Anyway thank you for coming to my TED talk

[karakt]

Distracting

[nessa007]

this might be my fave tweet of all time

[daily-diego-seal]

day 132

[rinnie-marylin]

I find it so funny how there was a badge for pissing off becky-

And the fact Mrs. Botsford later said tobey was in the lead by ONE badge. She was probably talking about this one💀💀

[snowontreeleaves]

they're having a conversation

[dorokora]

[kayedzu]

we are so back

[jackilliam]

hoping this reaches my target audience

[rosieepetalz]

[pegibruno]

I'm sorry, I'm actually more active on twitter, so check out new stuff there (same handle) but here is some Apritello (and more) from this year

[lotusduckiesart]

I'm funny

[wgcore]

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND IM DYINGNFIDNT

(art creds: @toonycatuwu BLESS YOU LMAO)

[phobohobo]

I had this idea a long time ago lol

[wgcore]

poggers is such a tobey word i can’t

[wgcore]

the collab we never got but needed

[wgcore]

turns how they DID collab, it just happened to be at the end of an episode

we were ROBBED

(also both screenshots are from the same episode lmao)

[rosecolouredpigment]

tobecky dump bc they’ve been living in my head without paying rent for days