[dialogue--prompts]

Prompt #169

"Ooh! Feel how soft this rug is!"

"Wow that's so- are you purring?"

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

I swear this is Cam and Tommy at an Ikea

[untitled96677]

A: Oh! Hey, honey!

B: … why are you like this?

A: *covered in cotton balls and glitter glue* Why am I like what?

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Cam and Tommy when Cam gets in a crafting mood

[tomhardygallery]

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

This is such a cute picture of you.

[tenseteacher]

ty sigh fly bye my try lie cry on TikTok

#bikes #cycle #woods #crash

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Be glad I just do parkour and not this shit

[oc-growth-and-development]

Imagine your OCs trying out tiktok dances

[tenseteacher]

Cameron could rock em, what about Tommy?

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[igotlostinslashland]

[princess-joseph]

“homoerotic undertones”

[involuntaryorange]

…most people came away from that movie thinking two things: one, Tom Hardy is a star, and two, where can I see him with his shirt off?

Oh, honey, where can’t you see him with his shirt off?

(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

You can see him shirtless…

With a dog

On a jog

In a wig

With a cig

Spraying his pits

Holding his tits

Lying down

With a frown

In a rush

Holding a brush

Tom is shirtless here and there, Tom is shirtless everywhere.

[guiltypuknowme]

I’m crying this post has DONE THINGS TO ME

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

“Nooooo, me? Never.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Yes you fuckin would! I’d be on a call with someone who wants to adopt one of our kids at the center and you’d come scar those parents for life!”

[tenseteacher]

“You need to worry more about me being bored in quarantine. Ive decided to decorate the house.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Don’t you fuckin’ dare. I’ll take you to work with me and make you sit with the kids”

[tenseteacher]

"Too late."

https://vm.tiktok.com/7933tB/

user1810518627259 on TikTok

user1810518627259's short video with ♬ Jawsh 685 | Laxed [SIREN BEAT]

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

“Nooooo, me? Never.”

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

“Yes you fuckin would! I’d be on a call with someone who wants to adopt one of our kids at the center and you’d come scar those parents for life!”

[tenseteacher]

"You need to worry more about me being bored in quarantine. Ive decided to decorate the house."

[catchymemes]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

@tenseteacher “That’s you, I swear to shit”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

"Nooooo, me? Never."

[fuckjerry]

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

Don’t ask questions.

[tenseteacher]

Even if i asked I wouldnt get the answer xD

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

The wait was so so worth it

[insertepithethere]

This changed me as a person

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Cam tells tommy this is how you check to see of its real Italian glass or not xD

[chirmartir]

CH

[thewheezingbubbledragon]

This is how Superheroes move around the city, and you CANNOT convince me otherwise.

[viostormcaller]

Holy SHIT

[thelighthousewatcher]

This is the kinda stuff I always imagined Jackie doing, alongside being a gymnast and an archer

[jaythevoid]

This man has unlocked Assassin’s Creed mobility! 

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Cameron any chance he gets

[nowihavetothinkofacleverusername]

"I'm gonna kill him"

[tenseteacher]

"What? Ive gotta have /some/ fun. At least this is closer to the ground."

[chirmartir]

CH

[thewheezingbubbledragon]

This is how Superheroes move around the city, and you CANNOT convince me otherwise.

[viostormcaller]

Holy SHIT

[thelighthousewatcher]

This is the kinda stuff I always imagined Jackie doing, alongside being a gymnast and an archer

[jaythevoid]

This man has unlocked Assassin’s Creed mobility! 

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

Cameron any chance he gets

[somecutething]

Well, at least he had a harness on instead of just a leash 😂

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

BELLA

[bathingblue]

[Panic] Cameron put a hand on Blue's arm gently but with a firmness, stopping him from crossing a street. "You need to turn around, dont look now but those people across the street are big time anti android. They'll kill you as soon as look at you if you go near them." - tenseteacher - (You dont have anon turned on xD )

Blue had been wandering the aimlessly streets for some time now. He’d escaped from his master–from the horrifying landfill he’d rebooted in. But now? He had nowhere to go: no purpose at all. He thought he would find one, find something eventually, but his hope had only been continually crushed. He had kept to the alleys and hid away at first, but he’d become more brave since he discovered how to hide damage and LED under clothing. This was the first time he was going to try crossing such a busy street: his eyes, equally nervous and curious, flicked this way and that.

His entire body tensed at the other’s touch and he habitually winces in response. Touch meant pain, at least in his experience. Thanks to Zlatko’s modifications, he felt true pain and it was all he has ever known. Even now, his damaged components send a dull aching sensation to his processors. “P-please…don’t hurt me…n-no..no…,” his voice is a small whimper. He seems to have barely registered the other’s words, trembling as he frantically looks at the man. 

[ @tenseteacher ]

[tenseteacher]

Cameron felt the mans body tense under his touch and he loosened his grip. Had he been that rough? But wait androids couldn't feel pain though could they? At least the one he had before never did, not that he had caused that pain, but he distinctly remembered being told they couldn't.

"No no no! Its alright I'm not going to hurt you. I dont want you to get hurt, thats why im telling you that you shouldn't be here. The people in this area don't like androids, and they might hurt you."

Cam could tell by the work clothes that the android probably didnt have a place to stay, homeless androids were common now, and he was starting to get worried, nobody, human or android, should have to be out in this cold.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Living With People

“GET OUT! GET! OUT!!”

“WHERE’S MY ____? DID YOU TAKE IT?”

“Wash the DISHES-”

“You tired?”

“Hey, want a cup of ____?”

“Turn on the Wifi!”

“You… made breakfast?”

“What’s taking so long?”

“C'mon, we gotta go!”

[tenseteacher]

@nowihavetothinkofacleverusername

All of these have been said by both Tommy and Cameron at some point or another xD

[forensic-boi]

“Something just got in my eye!” (tenseteacher)

Miles stood a bit awkwardly in the mans office, he always hated this part of the investigation. "I understand this is a stressful situation, I just have one more question, can you tell me where you were Thursday at 8pm?"

@tenseteacher

[tenseteacher]

Cameron rubbed his hands over his face, and took a few deep breaths to calm himself, he let his hands and left arm fall onto the desk and rubbed his forehead with his right.

"Thursday? Uh I dont even know, probably at home since I had work the next day.....wait, wait a minute, they only ask that to suspects, am....am I a suspect?"

[forensic-boi]

"Do you have someone who can vouch for your whereabouts? And it's just standard questioning sir, we ask everyone" he reassured 

[tenseteacher]

"Just my netflix account, I was binging a new season of my show. I wish I hadn't of I had gone with my original plans I would've been jogging and if I was jogging I would've ended up running past her house, I might've been able to help." Cam tried to suppress his sob but it didn't work very well, he grabbed a tissue and wiped his nose. "I'm sorry, your not here to hear my regret rambling. I just.....in my work you get close to the kids and their parents to."