Wordgirl Villains but it’s how they would swear if only they could
1. The Butcher: never at other people because he thinks it’s too harsh, but he’ll let loose if he stubs a toe
2. Dr. Two Brains: tries not to for the sake of both his reputation and his henchmen, but will mutter them under his breath when he’s really done with the situation.
3. Eileen: does not know what swear words are.
4. Tobey: claims to be above that sort of thing but in reality he let one slip in front of his mother and is too scared to ever risk it again.
5. Victoria Best: never ever ever in front of an adult but you can hear her whisper-scream them sometimes when she thinks she’s alone.
6. Ms Question: only in the form of a question. duh.
7. Mr. Big: thinks he swears a lot more than he does, he has a weird idea of what a swear word is.
8. Leslie: Avoids them most of the time in an effort to sound professional but when Big is being really impossible she’ll give in. What is he gonna do, fire her? He’d be dead without her, he’s not gonna fire her.
9. Granny May: Nobody knows that she is even capable of such language, except for her grandchildren and whatever poor fools dare to pick on them.
10. Lady Redundant Woman: all day every day, plus most profanities have lots of different meanings so redundancy is easy.
11. Miss Power: doesn’t actually know earth profanities, but once they are explained to her she treats it like a secret new weapon she just got her hands on
13. The Whammer: Chuck tried to explain the concept for 20 minutes before giving up and telling him to forget about it. The Whammer obliged.
14. Chuck: Are you kidding? His mother raised him better than that!
15. Seymour Orlando Smooth: his target demographic is family and the elderly, so he makes a point to never swear on camera, but unknown to him, one time his camera person managed to record some footage of him while he was going on a very profanity heavy rant in which he insulted many other villains and claimed to be leagues ahead of all of them. The camera person knows that if this ever got out it would be calling open season on Seymour, and often wonders if it would be worth it.