HisKittyness

"If he touches anything, clean it. With fire."

[angeloblackcat]

Tortilla chips are flakes made of corn but they aren't cornflakes. Why???

[angeloblackcat]

Donald Trump’s real name be like

[angeloblackcat]

[angeloblackcat]

If I ever commit suicide I’m gonna leave a note that just says “oops”.

[askfordoodles]

Whenever I get new followers

[angeloblackcat]

Ace Palace - made in quartz

(yes, those are all cakes)

[angeloblackcat]

> Opponent plays Ragnaros > I play Sylvanas > Opponent plays Dr. Boom, Ragnaros shoots Sylvanas > Sylvanas still steals Ragnaros > I Polymorph Dr. Boom > Next turn Pyroblast to face > Well Played > Ragnaros shoots face through 5 minions for exact lethal

[angeloblackcat]

SO LET ME BE YOUR RULER (RULER) YOU CAN DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE

[angeloblackcat]

They’re watching you...

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch Larry Wilmore address Fox News on last night’s episode of The Nightly Show.

[elasticitymudflap]

Reasons why we can’t have an Adventure Time / Steven Universe crossover

Amethyst will probably try to eat Princess Bubblegum and the entire Candy Kingdom

[charlesoberonn]

Ice King will try to hit on the gems and then get thrown into the sun

[angeloblackcat]

What do you mean can’t. That sounds awesome.

[crossedoutlitanies]

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

[allons-y-jawn-deactivated201211]

sodamnrelatable:

[biuntilprovenotherwise]

^reblogging again for that gif

[dustinis-deactivated20140430]

Accurate gif is accurate

[artiebillz]

The gif lol

[angeloblackcat]

Best.

[angeloblackcat]

Don’t tell me you’re not attractive

As long as you have mass, that means you are the source of a gravitational field. You are literally pulling everyone in the entire world towards you just by existing. That sounds pretty fucking attractive to me.

[angeloblackcat]

There needs to be a game called “Five Nights at Cheshire’s.” With characters from Alice in Wonderland. Oh the potential creepyness...

[angeloblackcat]

There’s this asexual thing where it’s like “Can I please be gorgeous but not attractive.“

[rawkfist]

how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can

[angeloblackcat]

Don’t worry. I have trouble making that destinction and my eyesight is fine.

[kahgune]

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