Things I didn’t understand as a child:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes
Things I don’t understand as an adult:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes

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Things I didn’t understand as a child:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes
Things I don’t understand as an adult:
why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway
taxes
Yet another Twitter story lmao (I swear I’ll go back to writing on Tumblr soooon), this one a soulmates canon-compliant(ish- I changed Emma’s age when she had Henry) AU inspired by this post and jenmorrisonlife
In this world, nearly everything is the same except that from the day you turn sixteen, you can seek out your soulmate. There’s a catch, though: only one card is doled out per soulmate set. If you have it, your soulmate does not.
Emma Swan is 23 and pregnant and very desperate, without a job or a home or anyone. She doesn’t have a soulmate card.
What she does have, though, is the forgery skills of a con artist. She’s drawn to a little town in Maine when she seeks out a viable target, and settles quickly on the mayor of the town, who is wealthy, single, in her thirties and without any children. She’s the perfect mark. Emma does research and discovers that her soulmate card had been taken 22 years ago, long before the mayor had turned sixteen.
So she forges a card and shows up on Regina Mills’s doorstep, heavily pregnant and with pleading eyes. “I didn't know where else to go,” she says, holding out the card. Regina stares at her, then the card, then back at her with disdain.
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This is my life
I literally died when I saw this I’m no longer on this earth I’m typing this from my grave.
when you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”
Steggy au + baby names, banter, and revelations
↳For Atwellling for the starspangledexchange. ilu mara ♥♥♥
IT WAS FUCKING TACOS
Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what’s happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? Eighty-nine murders at the pig farm, the deaths of Mason and Lucas Turner make 91 lives snuffed out. Kelly Shane will go home and try to recover, to reconnect with her family but she’ll never be a child again. William Hightower, who gave his leg for his country, gave the rest of himself to avenge his sister’s murder. That makes 93 lives forever altered, not counting family and friends in a small town in Sarnia, Ontario, who thought monsters didn’t exist until they learned that they spent their lives with one. And what about my team? How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss? How many more times before they won’t ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes? Like I said, sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to sum up what’s happened that day. Sometimes, the day just… ends.
Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds (via crimiquotes)
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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES
#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn
And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”
If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.
first I was afraid
My cat likes to give my dog baths and she smacks him if he moves while she’s licking him. Now he’s literally trained to where if she licks him once he sits down without any hesitation looking all embarrassed
my cat literally trained him to do that I can’t stop laughing
River Song didn’t get it all from you, sweetie | Amy and River parallels [1/?] └ The Time of Angels
TDS, May 4, 2015
With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.
Jessica needs her own television show.
ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice
Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters
yo ok what she said my bad
That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet
Tumblr, you’ve done it.
They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.
Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.
A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR
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REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN
This is lovely