Mike's Tumblog

Mike | 26 | he | Virginia, United States

[viridiancolors]

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[paperandpencilsandskips]

New jork city babyyyyyyy

[paperandpencilsandskips]

EY I'M WACKIN' 'ERE

[hungry-joe]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[maybetattedscientist]

Need her bouncing on it in her prettiest lingerie

[fallingfromgr8ce]

I need a man starving to death locked up in my cage that I built myself. It is big enough for a fully grown man to stand upright in as long as under 6'3 and shoulders within normal range. There is no key and can only be yanked open from the outside. I choose you and I've grabbed your IP address to find you for the cage ok?

[dogpuppy]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[sawhxre]

In my defence your honor, it was for the plot

[sandmandaddy69]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s very romantic to imagine that the Bronze Age collapse happened due to the mysterious sea people but I personally like the theory that a lot of these complicated civilizations fell apart due to overcomplicated bureaucracy imploding in on itself. 

[nebbeli]

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