he's got the moves

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[unpredictablememes]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[cungadero]

its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow

[enjeru]

longtime users after december 17th:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[povverbottoms]

*s1 keith voice* it’s been an honor being horny with you boys

[curseworm]

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal

[above-the-clouds0]

They did all of us dirty

[jmawork]

IM AN ADULT I TUCK MYSELF IN

[povverbottoms]

I love that idea with everything in me???????? can i ask why it never happened? Just too busy with real life stuff (understandable) or didn't have the inspiration bc I will rant for years about tiny lil temi/bigboy josh ideas

ITS JUST REAL LIFE STUFF THATS IT THATS THE ONLY REASON blease send me ideas maybe when i have time i will uhhhhhhh write something ;D

[hashtagloveloses]

This is quite possibly the greatest story ever told I’m WHEEZING

[siege1]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[theseriouscynic]

[miss-chievous-012]

Wooooow

[candiikismet]

I literally screamed. Jesus Christ’s

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

LMFAOOOOO

[guywidathing]

@markingatlightspeed

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[povverbottoms]

ok so i love kidfic and i know pld and panarin are brill but HEAR ME OUT OK perf lil fluffball artemi and bigboy hugeguy josh anderson ??????????????

hhhhhhhh for a while em and i were tossing around the idea of an a/b/o au with the two of them or with the uhhhhhhhh whole pbj line laskdjflkwefkjd

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

[gordonm99]

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

[j0shanderson]

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal shout out to @stupidpuckboys for spotting this

[fivehole]

Who Would Be the Arm Wrestling Champion on your Team? + big boys

[anzekopistar]

Same energy

[jensxquacks]