you stop that.

Purah Cancer, year of the Horse Most likely lost/late Likes jellyfish and owls too much GW2 (BP) UN: Purah Darling/Shuae

[william-snekspeare]

snake owners

Are you a “this is my perfect sweetest boy, he has so much sweetness in all the scales on his kind little head he makes sugar seem sour” kind of snake owner or a “this is the asshole rope who lives in my home and watches me in the night. I would die for her” snake owner

[william-snekspeare]

Possible third option: “this is my Absolute Dumb Ass child who knocks his water over for fun and never learned elementary school math”

[trulyamood]

[pukicho]

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

[dekuun]

fat bitch

[pukicho]

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

[section8babe]

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

[wifedad]

Why is this vaguely threatening

[montereybayaquarium]

BIOLOGY: so, colors- LINED CHITON: i wanna be pink… BIOLOGY: nice! you graze on coralline algae so good choi- LINED CHITON: …with zig zags… BIOLOGY: huh interest- LINED CHITON: …ELECTRIC BLUE ZIG ZAGS! BIOLOGY: wait wha- LINED CHITON: WOOOOOOOOO!!!

[sketchinthoughts]

i love my new child <3 

[6ooey]

The new pokemon starters are so cute

[tygah]

me: *wakes up in a cold sweat* “wh-who am i…..what am i….” *gets up and runs to the mirror*

me: “of….of course……..”

[ampervadasz]

[that-fabulousbastard]

Me when I’ve had enough socializing. 

[runcibility]

Fucking superb, you funky little cephalopod.

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[postlevett]

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Me as a demon

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[imightbebrilliant]

Mood

[miizzyybabyy]

lmaooooo

[jewishmatsuda]

I hate light yagami but i dont hate hate light yagami

[jewishmatsuda]

Hes a well developed character who just so happens to be a bitch

[creepyscritches]

Light Yagami is a cautionary tale of pretending to be both God and a top when he is, in fact, a bitch and a bottom

[chongoblog]

Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp

Me: HOW M

[doritoarts]

ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

[mackycheese]

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

[thekingofpickles]

EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

[mental-cobweb]

SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

This is always so fucking funny to me