snake owners
Are you a “this is my perfect sweetest boy, he has so much sweetness in all the scales on his kind little head he makes sugar seem sour” kind of snake owner or a “this is the asshole rope who lives in my home and watches me in the night. I would die for her” snake owner
Possible third option: “this is my Absolute Dumb Ass child who knocks his water over for fun and never learned elementary school math”
















