“Nothing” James answered shaking his head accompanied with the same annoying beeping sound.
Regulus raised his eyebrow and with one swift motion grabbed James’s arm. James looked at him defeated and quickly put his hand in front.
“It’s my watch, okay?” he answered looking a little embarrassed, “the sound is to let me know when my heart rate is too elevated when I work out” he continued red creeping up his cheeks.
“The heart rate..” Regulus mumbled while examining the watch on James’s wrist, playful smirk appearing in the place of his pursed lips full of confusion.
He quickly pecked James’s lips, slowly moved from his lips to his jaw, while glancing at the watch on his wrist start with the sound of beeping again.
Look of embarrassment, torture and excessive blushing were covering James’s face when Regulus looked at him and giggled. His giggle turned into a full blown, head thrown, beautiful laugh as the sound of the beeping from the watch became so loud and so quick it could surely be heard from down the hall.
James, his watch and his heartbeat were in serious trouble surrounded by the most beautiful sounds of Reggie’s laugh.
this is based on a twitter post screenshot (which I can find anymore) i saw like months ago but can’t stop thinking about cause it’s just so so cute
Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped
Remus: Where are you?
Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Remus: I’ll call James.
James, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
James:
James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES!
Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!
angel - february 22 - black brothers - jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 306
"Reg, who the fuck is this?"
Regulus heard Sirius's gleeful voice as soon as he stepped out of the steam-filled bathroom, and he rolled his eyes with a sigh before traipsing into his room. "Who's who?" he called to where his brother was waiting in the sitting room of Regulus's small flat.
"Well, you have him saved in your phone as 'Sunshine,'" Sirius replied loudly, laughing happily.
Regulus almost dropped the underwear he was holding in his hand. "Wh-what?" he stammered, hurriedly pulling on the offending garment along with some joggers.
"Yeah, he's-"
But Regulus was already running into the other room, heart pounding. "How the fuck did you get into my phone?" he demanded, ready to strange Sirius where he sat.
"You used my birthday as your password," Sirius drawled, stretched out on the couch with Regulus's phone in his hand. "Which is sweet and shows you have a heart, but not very smart. 'Hi, angel. I hope you have a day as perfect as you are.' Damn, who is this guy?" he asked, reading from the texts.
"He's-" Regulus began, feeling himself blushing crimson as he reached for his phone only for Sirius to snatch it away.
"I think I need to have a talk with him," Sirius continued, beaming at Regulus's obvious discomfort. "You know, as your big brother. Make sure I approve."
And Regulus watched in horror as Sirius tapped the call button, dialing the number. Before the second ring, a deep voice answered, making both men freeze.
"Hi baby, I miss you. How're things with Sirius?"
Regulus knew instantly that Sirius recognized who it was. He put his face in his hands and wondered if one could die of embarrassment.
"James?!" Sirius yelled, utter shock in his voice. "You're 'Sunshine'?"
red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.
especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)
also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.
so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.
james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.
results: nothing.
he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.
which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.
two things happen in like two seconds.
one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.
two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.
so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.
sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.
harry who is a very possessive baby, especially towards regulus.
he's maybe 10 months old when luna is born, and while everyone tried to warm him up to the idea of having a little sister, he wasn't able to commit.
so the first time he saw regulus holding the tiny bundle, he just started shrieking like he was dying.
regulus was so confused, and both lily and pandora couldn't stop giggling.
harry was a perfectly good and cute baby, thank you very much. he didn't mind when anyone else was holding little luna (though he did look a bit mad the first times he saw pandora nursing her).
but regulus is forbidden.
harry could be dutifully playing with his toys like the perfect baby he is, or just crawling all over the house, not minding anything at all. however, the second luna is in regulus arms, he suddenly needs his appa, immediately.
james likes to comment his genes are at fault for that. lily can't help but agree.
they have to live like that for a couple of weeks until harry is able to understand that regulus is perfectly capable of loving and holding both of them at the same time.
it's funny, especially because as they grow, harry ends up absolutely adoring luna. and they love to tease him with the videos they have of harry absolutely screaming his little lungs out.
Hogwarts Heart-throb ~ Cedric Diggory x Male Reader
The golden boy of Hufflepuff, heart-throb of Hogwarts is actually gay! (This is a super long fic for me so just beware)
ALSO! For the purpose of this fic, I've added 2 more years to hogwarts so that Cedric is now 19
Smut warning: Fingering, Praise kink, Mirror sex
Everyone at Hogwarts liked him
Girls wanted to be with him & guys wanted to be him
Cedric Diggory was the golden boy of Hufflepuff - maybe even Hogwarts
And even though he was popular, he's remained single for the past two years
People speculate it was because of his near death experience during the games
But the real reason was something Cedric could barely come to terms with himself
Yes, the heart-throb of Hogwarts is gay
Don't get him wrong! He's happy with that, but he isn't out to anyone whatsoever
And that's where you come in
(Y/n) (L/n) the Hufflepuff wizard, who is Cedric's only reason to want to be out and proud
You made him want to show you off
Flaunt that you were his and make sure everyone knew you two were together - so that no one tries anything funny with you
But how did you get him to like you so much?
It started 2 years ago, that's right, you were also his awakening
The term before the games had been announced, on a normal day, Cedric was heading to the library. During this time of day, it was almost fully empty. But when the brunette turned the corner to his usual, secluded table he stopped in his tracks when he saw another student sitting at the table. He eyed up the yellow scarf and recognised you as the boy in his year and house that he shared one single class with - other than that, you were barely in his life, even in the bedroom you two were on opposite ends.
Though, as Cedric was about to leave for another table, you looked up and locked eyes with him. That's when he first noticed something was up because no man should be making his cheeks turn just ever so slightly pink. He noticed your (h/c) hair and how well it framed your face, your eyes were almost entrancing that he couldn't break the eye contact, and Oh Merlin when you smiled at him Cedric swore his heart stopped for a second.
"Did you wanna sit here?" You ask with a warm smile, looking up from your notes
For a moment, Cedric remained quiet, mainly thinking about what he should say but partially still admiring you.
"Yeah... sure" He says with his usual, charming smile
And that was the start of this whole ordeal
Cedric didn't know that what he was starting to feel was love, but instead, he chose to deem it as taking a liking to you
To be fair to him, you weren't like the others, unlike the other guys you didn't obviously envie him or try to pander to him and make him like you
And even though he'd heard rumours of you being gay, you didn't fawn over him like the girls or try to flirt with him painfully
Cedric liked it. You treated him as any other person
You were chill around him in the library
And when he saw you in the hallway the next day, you didn't try to cling to the 2 hours you'd shared the day before like any other person he'd met
But instead, you just smiled at him and kept walking with your friend
That whole day he couldn't stop thinking about you
He wanted to speak with you
More than just a few meaningless words but rather have a proper conversation with you
And so the next day, during your transfiguration class that the two of you shared
Cedric decided to move to sit next to you
And after one whole year of being friends, chatting, hanging out
Cedric finally realised that he liked you
Actually
That's a lie, Cedric came to terms with the fact that he liked you after a year
He realised he liked you during the games, when after the second trial, frantic thoughts ran through his head that of it would have been you under the water instead of Cho, he wouldn't of know what to do
Also, after nearly dying at the grave yard, Cedric could only think about you during what he thought was his final moment
But nevertheless
Cedric knew that he liked you
He knew he would definitely grow to love you
And the thoughts of what could be if he just asked you out already kept him up at night
So one day, he asked you to meet him in a quiet hallway and he spilled his guts to you
It was sweet. He couldn't stop complimenting you, and he couldn't look you in the eye, and he just could not stop talking
You had to shush him with a kiss
Which Cedric gladly accepted, wrapping his arms around your waist and keeping the soft kiss going
"I like you too, Cedric" you giggle after breaking the kiss
That was all Cedric needed to hear
His face had a faint pink hue now, and the biggest grin was plastered on his face
And everything just got better and better from that point on
To your other friends, you and Cedric were just best friends
But behind closed doors, the two of you were a perfect couple
Date nights every Saturday and Sunday
Cedric switched beds to sleep closer to you, and once everyone is alseep, he sneaks into your bed and the two of you cuddle all night long
Once the two of you became 9th years, you only had to share a room with one other person
And of course, Cedric made sure that you two shared a dorm room
"Hey, Cedric!" You say with a huge smile when you run into your biyfriend in the hallways between classes
"Hey b- (y/n)" Cedric says with a small smirk. The two of you always slipped up, but it was never too bad
"Meet me in our dorm after lessons" your brunette boyfriend whispers in your ear as he passes you
So you did, and there he was, waiting for you on his bed.
"Darling~ You're here!" Cedric says with a smile, standing up to walk over to you
"Yeah? What did you want to do?" You reply, mirroring Cedric's smile as he cups you cheeks and gives you a prolonged peck
"Well..... Let's have sex" Cedric whispers after breaking the kiss, his nose pressed against yours as his honey eyes stare into yours, looking for your reaction.
Now, the two of you most definitely weren't virgins
Cedric had done shit with girls in the past, and you had a bit of experience under your belt as well with guys
And you'd given your boyfriend blowjobs before - in bathrooms, empty hallways, and even the common room late at night - and he's a big fan of those
But you two had never gone further than that, which scared you a little
"Umm... Now? ....Sure" you say hesitantly, but with a determined smile on your face.
Cedrics grin was even bigger than when you first agreed to blow him
He was a little worried, though
"You know I've never... done it with a guy, right?" Cedric whispers, looking down at you with dusted pink cheeks
"I know, Cedric. I can guide you if you'd like?" You say with a smile, kissing your boyfriend's cheek, and then his lips, and then his jaw
"I'd like that a lot, (Y/n)" the golden boy mumbles
You carry on kissing his neck, down to his collar bone, and pulling his gown to kiss him even lower
Cedric cupped your face and kissed you again, more passionately this time
His tongue pushing into your as you moan into his mouth
As the two of you make out, Cedric taking the lead, you both pulled each others clothes off, sliding the silk fabric off of each other until you were both left in your undergarments
You'd seen most of your boyfriends underwear by now from the number of times you'd blown him
Tonight, he's wearing some run of the mill black boxers with a golden yellow waist band
Cedric, on the other hand, had only seen you shirtless
So blood rushed not only to his cheeks but also his dick when he saw you almost fully naked, sporting some tight, black boxer briefs
Cedric admired your body. He'd only seen it and felt it when visiting his family with you or vice versa
You noticed his eyes were lingering and got a little embarrassed, but decided to have some fun
"You can touch me if you want, Cedric" you say with a warm smile
"Don't mind if I do, Darlin" Cedric said, effortlessly oozing charisma
With your hands on his shoulders, you watched Cedric's face as his hands caressed your skin, feeling around your waist and hips and even ass
His face was a mix of cute and incredibly attractive, the brunette was biting his lip and blushing as he felt your body
His boner now evident
You kissed him, and felt his body as well
Your boyfriend was muscular yet lean, he felt great, strong and smooth
His arms felt as if they could lift you no matter your weight
When you broke the kiss, you looked into Cedric's golden eyes
"Now, I'm gonna go lie on the bed, and I'm gonna need you to prep me" you say, explaining to your clueless boyfriend what to do
"Prep you?" He asks, genuinely confused, tilting his head to the side and furrowing his eyebrows
You could feel your heart melt
"Merlin... this is embarrassing... I'm not a girl, so you can't just shove it in, baby" you say with a bright red blush in your face
"Oh shit yeah... what do I need to do?" Cedric asks, holding your hand and playing with your fingers
He cared a lot, Cedric never wants you to feel uncomfortable
You sit on the edge of his bed and drag him in front of you
"I need you to pull off my undergarments, wet your fingers, and... prep me... understand?" You say with an embarrassed grin
"Ohhhh... yeah, I understand you perfectly, (Y/n)" a grin contorted Cedric's face, confusion no longer present but instead replaced with his excitment from before
Next thing you know, Cedric placed his palm on your chest and pushed you down onto his bed
You giggle as you feel his slender fingers slip under your boxers and pull them off of your hips
You raise your feet onto the bed, legs spread for your boyfriend
"Wow... you're so sexy, darlin" Cedric mumbles, making your heart flutter
You can hear a soft wet sound and a small pop
You then realise Cedric must of been sucking his fingers, because not even 5 seconds later, his hands were spreading your cheeks
And Cedric's wet fingers were circling your entrance
You were a little scared but mostly excited
And when Cedric started to push against your hole, you knew you were in for a long and incredible night
The golden haired boy gently pushes the tip of his index finger against your hole
Once it slid it effortlessly, Cedric watched with wide and excited eyes as you clenched around him
"Nghh..." you whine, the feeling of the intrusion being something you know but aren't used to
Slowly, Cedric started to move his fingers
Clearly he has had experience like this
But you didn't mind at all, probably because of the way Cedric was working your hole
His soft fingers gently pressing against you walls, spreading your hole for his pleasure
Cedric admired your entrance, how when he scizzored his fingers open your hole gapes and winked at him
"Fuck... you're so hot, (y/n)" Cedric mumbles with a flushed face but a shit eating grin plastered on his face
"Oh yeah? Merlin.... you're so good with those fing- MHHNNN!" You stared to say breathily, however you were kindly interrupted by Cedric's fingers pushing against your prostate
"Fuck! Are you okay, (y/n)??" Cedric worries
"I'm great.... you just hit that one spot that shatters my world in the best way possible"
"Oh... I'll get back to that then, darlin' "
40 minutes pass, your hole sloppy and loose after Cedric practically abused it with his fingers
You were moaning mess already, your dick twitching as precum spilled onto your stomach, saliva drooling down your chin as you moan like a whore
"I think you're fine by now" Cedric chuckles as you whine from the loss of his fingers
But as you ground yourself again as your boyfriend kisses you deeply, you notice that his fingers are about to be replaced by something better
You watch as the golden boy if Hogwartz whips out his monster cock from his briefs
It's pretty dick, around 7 inches, a tidy bush of blonde-ginger pubes and loose, saggy balls - with one thick vein down the side of his shaft
"Fuck.... I love you" you say with a giggle and a blush as your return your eyes to Cedric's
"Hmhm... I love you too, darlin'.... My darling (y/n)"
Cedric's arms move to either side of your head and his face is just inches from yours
"Am I alright to put it in, I'm so desperate for you..."
"Go ahead, sexy" you say flirtatiously
The two of you chuckle and kiss each others faces, you gasp when Cedric starts to push the tip of his cock
Merlin... it feels incredible
You moan and gasp and whine in pure pleasure, Cedric's preping getting rid of any possible pain
"Fuuuu.... Unnnnhh" Cedric groans as you tighten around him once he bottoms out
You move your hands to cup his face, which is scrunching in effort as to not cum immediately
The two of you kiss
A passionate, slow kiss as Cedric starts to rut into you
"Hngg..." you moan into your boyfriend's mouth
The sound of the hufflepuff's hips slapping against your bare ass echos throughout the room
Along with your moans and Cedric's, as well as the wet squelches of your lips and hole
"Fuck you're too good... (y/n)... fuck I love you" Cedric whispers breathily into your ear
His praises make your dick twitch
He was good too, really good
"Fuck... you're so good, Cedric... Ahhh Cedric..." you moan
Cedric pushes himself up, looking down at you with a grin on his face
He watches as you wiggle around from his dick slowly pumping in and out of you
He finds this so hot
He finds you so hot.
The next thing you know, Cedrics hands trace your waist and grip your hips, manhandling you to get up on your knees and flipping you to face his bedroom mirror
Oh fuck.
Your face flushes redder than before
"CEDRIC! AHHH...!" You want to scold your boyfriend for wanting to do something so perverted for your first time
But you were not-so-rudely interested by his dick ramming back into you all the way
You moan loudly and lewdly
Watching yourself in the mirror as your jaw goes slack and your body leys Cedric manhandle you into the position he wanted you in
One hand on your hip tight and the other around your chin from behind you, his vein hand making sure your eyes stayed on the mirror infront
As the two of you got wilder, your moans louder and sluttier as your dick twitched and walls tightend, Cedric also got closer to cumming
You looked behind your fucked-out face and looked at Cedric's
Your walls tightened instantly
He just looked so hot, smirking with a thin blush
Sweaty with damp hair, his pecs tensing as he grinned while looking at you, it was the hottest sight you'd ever seen
So hot, that you came...
"AHH! Cedric- Cumming- Ack-!" You shout in between moans
"Go ahead then, sweetheart~"
That's what really pushed you over the edge, along with him kissing your neck and forcing hickey all over it.
Your heart was still racing
Your body sweaty over the covers, covered in cum, spit, hickeys and lovebites....
Cedric was next to you, sat up and reading a book, still naked and sweaty
Your hole was leaking Cedric's cum, but you couldn't care less
Once the two off you cooled off enough, you both cleaned up and went your default
That is, cuddling until you'd both fallen asleep...
request — Cedric and his parents go on a trip to another country during the summer and during it, Cedric meets reader at a park reading, they strike up a conversation but seeing as they are both wizards and neither of them realize the other is also a wizard they dont keep in touch. when they return to Hogwarts, Cedric glances around and sees reader sitting with the Slytherins at dinner and asks them on a hogsmeade date to catch up. — @hea-vin
you sigh as you take a seat on the bench, family long discarded in favour of resting your aching body from the shopping and sight-seeing you've been doing for the past 5 hours and reading a book instead. you fail to notice the boy taking a seat at the exact same time as you and so you startle when he chuckles and asks "long day?"
"sadly," you groan and stretch your neck to the side, closing over your novel "you in the same predicament?"
"sadly," he huffs and ruffles his hair as he leans back, legs spreading slightly in the process "where abouts are you from?" he asks shortly after.
"live in central london," you turn to properly look at him "what about you?"
"near devon, england." he seems to be around your age, brown hair mixed with golden highlights that seemed too soft and fluffy to be dyed. his face was certainly something to admire, high cheekbones dusted with pink and freckles that accompanied them, lips wide and full and jawline sharp in its edges. his eyes are a mix of hazel and green with specks of gold similar to the ones in his hair, once you notice you've been looking for a bit too long you clear your throat and look to the side.
.
"how long are you staying here for?" the boy asks you, head tilted to the side as he scans you, your face seemed familiar but he wasn't sure where he recognised you from.
"i think two more days," you ponder "i'm not sure, i'm just tagging along with my family." you shrug and he smiles in return.
"same here, though i think we're staying for the week." you nod and he follows it with "how have you liked it so far then?"
"it's been pretty alright actually," you respond with a grin "i mean apart from the heckling of being with family and having siblings, the sights here are so pretty and the food is delicious."
the brunet agrees with you, the same amiable smile decorating his lips "it is quite beautiful here, though i don't have any siblings to put a dimmer on my experience."
"oh lucky you," you sigh "i wish i was an only child."
the boy laughs as he shakes his head "i often wished i had a sibling to play with."
you glance at him with a cheeky look "want to trade?"
"i'm afraid i'm too used to being an only child." he shrugs and you pout.
"bummer, i could've been having the time of my life had you agreed." you shut your eyes as you allow the sunlight to bathe you in its rays, peeking an eye open after a few seconds, you focus it on the boy beside you "you sure?"
"you didn't exactly sell it out to be the greatest thing," he pauses and hums "might need some convincing."
you tap your fingers against your thighs as you ponder "well for starters, i guess they're somewhat cute—" you're cut off by a yell of your name. the two of you turn to see a 6 year old running towards you with a cup full of fruits.
"mama said you have to come back, we're going to another place." the child rushes through her words and almost chokes on a pineapple during the relay of her message and you send the boy next to you a look which caused him to chuckle.
"slow down, you're going to choke." you pat her back gently and shake your head as you stand up, sending her away as your bags go back in your hands and your book is put away.
"well, it was nice chat," you smile at the guy still sitting "i'll work on the pro's for the next time if i see you around."
"i look forward to it, farewell, my chatting companion." he waves and you try to mimic him with a tiny wave of your own as you follow behind your sister.
it's a shame you met the handsome stranger in a foreign country and not back at home. alas, it was probably worse that he was most likely a muggle who you could not communicate with. a bummer how all the good ones you're destined to only meet once you think to yourself.
the bustling of the students feels familiar as you take your seat beside your friends in the great hall.
"how was your holiday?" asks emma from your side, nudging you with her elbow the second dumbledore announced that the feast shall commence.
"emma, had you not slept the whole ride from kings cross to here, you would've known."
your other friend, ben, interrupts as he places a hand on his chest and haughtily stares down at emma "since i was actually awake to converse with my friend like normal people do, i had the opportunity to hear about [name]'s first crush on this british boy she met on holiday."
emma ignores bens attitude as she turns to you with her mouth open, a gasp escaping her lips "no. way." she whispers and you roll your eyes.
"it's not a crush, ben just wants to mess with you." you retort at her wide eyes and disbelieving expression.
"come now, [name], it's not everyday you compliment a boys look to us, he must've really swooned you." ben teases and you sigh.
"you make it seem like i've never complimented anyone." you deadpan and your friends scoff.
"fine, i'll never tell you anything again." you mutter in spite and ben and emma hurriedly attempt to placate you throughout the rest of dinner as they try to coerce you to spill about the handsome stranger who caught your attention and affection.
towards the end of dinner when conversations take over and everyone is only lightly taking bites of their desserts, ben finds his eyes drifting behind you before his expression changes into one of curiosity "say," he interrupts you and emma, you two turn to him with an unimpressed look "does anyone know why the diggory boy keeps looking back here every now and then?" he gives you a look "any of you associated with him?"
emma wistfully sighs as she places her head on her closed fist "i wish, i'd totally get with him if he wanted." you give her a look and clear your throat.
"umm, who's diggory?"
the two sigh "cedric diggory? the captain of the hufflepuff quidditch team?..." ben asks as if that'll help you and you turn to emma "he's blondish, tall, absolutely dreamy?" she quips and you hum.
"he sounds like the perfect package, how come i don't know about him?" you ask and they shrug.
"merlin knows how in your world you are, as a slytherin, it will do you good to build connections." ben adds and emma taps your shoulder to get you to turn around and show you who exactly cedric is. as you turn your head however, you catch the eye of a certain quidditch captain, you're met with the sight of the boy from your holiday and your breathe hitches as he stands and makes his way over.
"okay, now why is he coming here?" ben asks once more and emma shrugs as she watches the two of you stare at each other.
"it's you." you both utter at the same time and his face breaks out into a smile that you can't help but reciprocate.
"i thought i'd never see you again." the boy scratches the back of his neck as his cheeks colour a rosy hue.
"and i you." you nod in reciprocation.
"well since luck seems to have found me, i think i have to take full advantage of it and ask you on a date." you hear one of your friends choke but you choose to ignore them and put up a front of a thinking face as cedric waits for your answer "i just have to find out what the pros are."
you sigh as you cross your arms "i did try to come up with an extensive list..." you look up at the boy and nod "fine, i'll free a day and make a compelling case for you."
you did not think cedrics grin could widen anymore and yet you stand (sit) corrected as his teeth show "i look forward to it!" he waves you goodbye as he heads back to his table and rejoins his friends.
"turns out this priss not only knows diggory but managed to bag a date with him."
-scene: the todoroki siblings having dinner and catching up on each others lives-
Dabi: so little brother, why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Fuyumi, trying to helpful: or boyfriend!
Shouto: *stares in contempt*
Fuyumi, regretfully: you said gender didn't matter.
Natsuo: so he likes all genders and he's still single?
Dabi laughing: Loser!
Shouto: I didn't know you were aphobic, brother.
Dabi, laugh gets cut off: ...uh what?
Shouto: I'm on the ace spectrum. Do you really not validate asexual identities?
Dabi: ...uhhhh
Shouto: do you also think a person only has worth if they have a romantic partner? Do you think me being single makes me lesser than? Or worthless?
Natsuo: 👀
Dabi: uh wait no i-
Fuyumi: shouto wait he didn't mean it like-
Shouto: I guess you really are your daddy's son.
Dabi:
Natsuo:
Fuyumi:
Shouto: *slurps soba*
Dabi:......*sobs*
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-the next day when shouto recounts the story to midoriya-
Midoriya, pale faced: ..... you didn't.
Shouto: I absolutely did.
Midoriya, laughing as a coping mechanisn: shouto! I know you're demisexual so you weren't really lying but why didn't you just tell them we were dating!?
Shouto: hmm. The look of horror on their faces was very funny.
Midoriya:
Shouto:
Shouto: don't worry, I'll come clean the next time I see them.
Midoriya: but we won't get another chance to go home for like, 2 weeks.
Shouto, smiling slightly: ....yep.
Midoriya: .....but shouto that's mean!
Shouto: tsuyu chan says psychological warfare is just a part of being a sibling.
